Will: Dating Tip: Hold The Door For Your Date. Rip The Door Off It’s Hinges. Use The Door As A Weapon

"No, I mean enterprising,” said Will. “When I mean morally deficient, I say, ‘Now, that’s something I would have done"

~Will Herondale

What happened at Tessa's birthday.

Jem: Everyone get ready now it's time to cut the cake.Come on Tess, make a wish.

Tessa*closes her eyes*: ...

Will*blows out the candle*: Happy birthday!!

Everyone: WILL!!!!

Tessa: Why did you blow out my candles Will? It's my birthday!

Will: I know honey. But I knew you what you were going to wish, so I saved your precious breath.*winks*

Charlotte: What do you mean, Will?

Will: She was going to wish for every duck to leave London of course.

Gabriel*throwing up his hands*: He is impossible!

Will: Listen you Lightworm, first of all no one invited-

Cecily: Actually someone did invite him specially even though his invitation got lost in the mail. But since you blew out Tessa's candle you will get her present.

Will: No I can't take her present.

Cecily*thrusting the present in his hands*: Yes you can and you will. Open it.

*Opens the present*

Will: It's an egg?O_o

Cecily: It's upside down you idiot.

Will*throwing the present to Jem* : Nooo!!!

*Hides behind Tessa*

Will: Why would you give that- that thing to Tessa.

Jem*Putting the duck model on the floor*: Because... We knew you would do something like this. *Grinning* And so we bought it specifically for you.

*pushes the button*

Duck: Quack Quack!

Will: Keep that beast away from me! AAAHHHHHH!!!

*Runs out of the room*

Charlotte: Bring back some candles and we'll think about letting you stay!!

Will: Tess I have a present for you.

Tessa: You didn't have to get me anything Will.

*opens present*

Tessa: It's Jem's portrait.

Will: I know! Now we can admire him all day without him complaining about us staring at him.

Tessa: I- Thank you?

Will*smugly*: I am a genius.

Duh. Who else could it be??

Who is your favorite tsc character and why is it Will Herondale?

Jem: You can't keep breaking Gabriel's legs, arm or wrist just to see me.

*Will transfixed at Jem but not paying attention.*

Will: of course not next time it'll be his neck.

Jem: What?

Will: What?

Ghost

reblog with a word associated with a scene in coi that you hear and start screaming about

i’ll go first:

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VIDEO: Living Under Israel’s Missiles

Four boys of the Bakr family were killed by a missile strike during last year’s incursion. Their surviving family members are still scarred from the attack.

More than anyone, children bear the brunt of regular Israeli military assaults on the Gaza Strip. During the 51-day war in the summer of 2014, 551 children were killed and 3,436 were injured. But these gruesome figures say little about the psychological state of the nearly 800,000 children who have survived the periodic bombing campaigns. After the final cease-fire that ended Israel’s Operation Protective Edge on August 26 of last year, UNICEF estimated that at least 425,000 Palestinian children in the besieged Gaza Strip require “immediate psychosocial and child protection support.”

[ The physical wounds of Gaza children might have healed, but they live with enduring psychological trauma ]

Will herondale is husband material and James Herondale and Matthew Fairchild is boyfriend material.

You can't change my mind.

taylor swift lyric based on blog:

"your faithless love's the only hoax i believe in / don't want no other shade of blue but you / no other sadness in the world would do" from hoax

Ooohh i love this song and this is my favourite part. Thank you💕

Will: It's okay you idiot. Everything will be alright.

Will*to himself*: I know. I know.

Jem: How long has this been going on?

Tessa: I just said he needs to get over his fear of duck.

Will: Oh I see light!! Is that heaven?