THE WAY MY BRAIN WENT “this is so chiscara coded” I RAN TO MAKE THIS OMGGMFMFFM
I just fell to the floor this is so funny and so them scara is so ridiculous
This just awakened an office au in my mind oml
he makes childe’s work life just the tiniest of inconvenient to entertain himself but not get in trouble with HR as soon as childe got hired and Childe doesn’t even realize
He’s just wondering “wow maybe my sins ARE catching up to me, what is this bad luck?” but it cancels out because he gets to greet his BEAUTIFUL coworker everyday tsaritsa bless
(visualize him moving to greet scara but it’s one of the days his shoelaces are fatefully tied together and he falls flat on his face arms stretched out in front of him as scara snickers behind his hands evilly (I MIGHT draw this))
snuck collei in here somewhere
ive been itching to post about them
Notice how chiscara is the only ship ever? Yeah
quite upsetting that no one is grabbing those extremely grabbable hips :/
the first thought to come to mind was tartaglia
i imagine before he’s about to give fatuimouche some divine head he starts singing his praises to the tsaritsa for the blessing that is whatever is between scara’s legs (anything u want idc)
like he’s already on his knees so he just clasps his hands, eyes squeezed shut and mutters the most earnest prayer to the tsaritsa before he dives in
and scara is watching in absolute shock and bemusement turned amusement that this ginger mortal is actively saying grace between his legs
feeds into his ego and his interest in childe so he still tolerates him no matter how much he wants to grab him by his ahoge and wring him around sometimes
so it’s a win win for both of them
AHHHH ITS POOKIE DAYYY I love him so much happy birthday wanderer scaramouche kabukimono hat guy we love u sooo much
in my humble opinion tartaglia has never seen a wink of any genitals besides his own, and I don’t think he does anything with that either
fighting satisfies him enough and i stand by that!!!
except when he meets scaramouche and his world flips but loser virgin tartaglia is my bread and butter
the last one is a bit cheesy BUT BARE WITH ME GHYS ITS SO CUTE IT HAPPENED IN MY HWART I LOVE CHEESY CHSCR AUGHH MY POOKSSHDJDN
i love making these sm fkeoslckskm I love them if u love chiscara come kiss me on the lips
i made these awhile ago but these r js so them i need to make more I NEED TO EAT THEM I NEED TOENHEUANKKWL
🫧𓇼𓏲*ੈ✩‧₊˚🎐that’s all 🫧𓇼𓏲*ੈ✩‧₊˚🎐