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ᝰ.ᐟ✮⋆˙ chiscara

THE WAY MY BRAIN WENT “this is so chiscara coded” I RAN TO MAKE THIS OMGGMFMFFM

I just fell to the floor this is so funny and so them scara is so ridiculous

This just awakened an office au in my mind oml

he makes childe’s work life just the tiniest of inconvenient to entertain himself but not get in trouble with HR as soon as childe got hired and Childe doesn’t even realize

He’s just wondering “wow maybe my sins ARE catching up to me, what is this bad luck?” but it cancels out because he gets to greet his BEAUTIFUL coworker everyday tsaritsa bless

(visualize him moving to greet scara but it’s one of the days his shoelaces are fatefully tied together and he falls flat on his face arms stretched out in front of him as scara snickers behind his hands evilly (I MIGHT draw this))

ᝰ.ᐟ✮⋆˙ chiscara

Notice how chiscara is the only ship ever? Yeah

quite upsetting that no one is grabbing those extremely grabbable hips :/

the first thought to come to mind was tartaglia

i imagine before he’s about to give fatuimouche some divine head he starts singing his praises to the tsaritsa for the blessing that is whatever is between scara’s legs (anything u want idc)

like he’s already on his knees so he just clasps his hands, eyes squeezed shut and mutters the most earnest prayer to the tsaritsa before he dives in

and scara is watching in absolute shock and bemusement turned amusement that this ginger mortal is actively saying grace between his legs

feeds into his ego and his interest in childe so he still tolerates him no matter how much he wants to grab him by his ahoge and wring him around sometimes

so it’s a win win for both of them

ᝰ.ᐟ✮⋆˙ chiscara texts

the last one is a bit cheesy BUT BARE WITH ME GHYS ITS SO CUTE IT HAPPENED IN MY HWART I LOVE CHEESY CHSCR AUGHH MY POOKSSHDJDN