Assclass Incorrect Quotes
Gakuhou: What are you drinking?
Gakushuu: Vodka.
Gakuhou: Straight?
Gakushuu: No, gay. Why?
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Gakuhou: Swear words are illegal now. If you say one you'll be fined.
Gakushuu: Heck.
Gakuhou: You're on thin fucking ice.
Gakuhou: Oh no-
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Koro-sensei: *gets set on fire and screams in agony*
Koro-sensei: Nah, I’m just kidding. Fire does nothing to me.
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Gakushuu, making coffee: This is going to fix everything.
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Gakushuu: Kill me nowwwww.
Isogai: Sorry, no can do. I need your help with my homework.
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Terasaka: Itona just insisted Hazama and I remember a code word in case we’re ever confronted by their clone or a cyborg doppelgänger and we’re not sure which is the real them and which is the imposter.
Terasaka: Some families have a fire escape plan, but not us.
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Karma, with a headache: Advil me up, daddy.
Rio: I will short out the language centre of your brain if you say anything like that ever again.
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Demon: Hey, I took your soul last month and-
Kayano: No returns.
Demon: *sobbing* But it's making me sad…
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*Terasaka falls over*
Hazama: Terasaka! Are you alright?
Terasaka: Is that you, God?
Hazama: What?
Terasaka: It's just, you sound a lot more like Hazama than I expected.
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Gakuhou: You’ll have a hard time believing this because it never happens, but I made a mistake.
Assclass Incorrect Quotes
Koro-sensei: HYDRATE OR DIE-DRATE!
Koro-sensei: *aggressively throws water bottles*
Kayano: Uh... what's up with him?
Rio: He's trying to yell mental health and wellbeing into us.
Koro-sensei: I APPRECIATE ALL OF YOU!
Gakushuu, crying: It's working.
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Kayano: are you trying to seduce me?
Nagisa: I don't know; are you seducible.
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Kayano: Gakushuu! I thought you were dead!
Gakushuu: No, just in deep cover.
Kayano: ...But it was an open casket.
Gakushuu: It was very deep.
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Rio: Define “dream”.
Hazama: Dream - the first thing people abandon when they learn how the world works.
Isogai: That’s too dark!
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Gakuhou: You seem familiar... have I threatened you before?
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Gakushuu: So... This is my full potential?
Gakuhou: Yes.
Gakushuu: So, then it's...
Gakuhou: All downhill from here.
Gakushuu: Like Rio.
Gakuhou: I do not know what this Rio is. But it sounds disappointing.
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Kayano: What’s it like being tall?
Kayano: Is it nice?
Kayano: Can you reach comfortably for the cupboards?
Karma: We live in constant fear of the short ones who, in my experience, will climb 4 chairs, 2 boxes, a small coffee table and 6 oddly placed stools to get what they want.
Nagisa: It was one time!
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Karma: If you had too, what would you give up food or sex?
Gakushuu: Sex.
Isogai: Seriously, answer faster.
Gakushuu: I’m sorry honey, when they said sex I wasn’t thinking about sex with you.
Isogai: It’s like a giant hug.
Karma: Irina, what about you? What would you give up sex or food?
Irina: Food.
Karma: Okay, how about sex or dinosaurs?
Irina: Oh my God it’s like the movie Sophie’s Choice.
Kayano: What about you Rio? What would you give up sex or food?
Rio: Oh... um... I don’t know, it’s too hard.
Kayano: No, you gotta pick one.
Rio: Um, food... no, sex... no, food... sex... food. Ugh! I don’t know! I want both! I- I want hot people on bread!
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Gakushuu: I regret nothing!!!
Gakuhou: I regret everything!!!
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Ren: Get in, loser, we’re committing vehicular manslaughter!