Asano Gakushuu - Blog Posts
Assclass Incorrect Quotes
Gakuhou: What are you drinking?
Gakushuu: Vodka.
Gakuhou: Straight?
Gakushuu: No, gay. Why?
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Gakuhou: Swear words are illegal now. If you say one you'll be fined.
Gakushuu: Heck.
Gakuhou: You're on thin fucking ice.
Gakuhou: Oh no-
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Koro-sensei: *gets set on fire and screams in agony*
Koro-sensei: Nah, I’m just kidding. Fire does nothing to me.
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Gakushuu, making coffee: This is going to fix everything.
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Gakushuu: Kill me nowwwww.
Isogai: Sorry, no can do. I need your help with my homework.
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Terasaka: Itona just insisted Hazama and I remember a code word in case we’re ever confronted by their clone or a cyborg doppelgänger and we’re not sure which is the real them and which is the imposter.
Terasaka: Some families have a fire escape plan, but not us.
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Karma, with a headache: Advil me up, daddy.
Rio: I will short out the language centre of your brain if you say anything like that ever again.
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Demon: Hey, I took your soul last month and-
Kayano: No returns.
Demon: *sobbing* But it's making me sad…
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*Terasaka falls over*
Hazama: Terasaka! Are you alright?
Terasaka: Is that you, God?
Hazama: What?
Terasaka: It's just, you sound a lot more like Hazama than I expected.
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Gakuhou: You’ll have a hard time believing this because it never happens, but I made a mistake.
Assclass Incorrect Quotes
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Nagisa: Sometimes I drink milk straight from the container.
Terasaka: The cow??
Nagisa: What?
Itona: Terasaka, W H Y?
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Gakushuu: I’ve never been in a snowball fight before. I don’t know the rules.
Rio: What?
Gakushuu: Is there a point system, or is it to the death?
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Gakushuu, grinning: I have a knife!
Gakuhou: Put it down, Gakushuu.
Gakushuu: Make me! *sprints away*
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Hazama: Hey, quick question. How petty am I allowed to be?
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Koro-sensei: You need a hobby.
Gakuhou: I have a hobby!
Koro-sensei: Hitting Gakushuu isn't a hobby.
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Gakushuu: I think I need a hug...
Isogai: Good thing I'm hug shaped!
*45 minutes later*
Gakushuu: You... you can let go now.
Isogai: No, I absolutely cannot.
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Karasuma: Guys… the principal just called—
Irina: It was the octopus!
Koro-sensei: It was Karma!
Karma: It was Rio!
Rio: It was me!
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Gakushuu: How is spring not everyone’s favorite season? The trees are PINK, guys!
Karma: Allergies are also a problem, y'know.
Gakushuu: But pink.
Hazama: And it's hot.
Gakushuu: PINK!
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Rio: I’ve never asked someone out. How do you even do it?
Isogai: Oh, what I do is, I look them up and down and I say: “Hey… how you doin’?”
Gakushuu, scoffing: Oh, please.
Isogai, to Gakushuu: Hey, how you doin’?
Gakushuu:
Gakushuu: *giggles and blushes*
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Gakushuu: Would anyone know any good vendors for professional-quality brass knuckles?
Irina: I know you’re serious, but you say the scariest shit sometimes.
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Koro-sensei: HYDRATE OR DIE-DRATE!
Koro-sensei: *aggressively throws water bottles*
Kayano: Uh... what's up with him?
Rio: He's trying to yell mental health and wellbeing into us.
Koro-sensei: I APPRECIATE ALL OF YOU!
Gakushuu, crying: It's working.
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Kayano: are you trying to seduce me?
Nagisa: I don't know; are you seducible.
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Kayano: Gakushuu! I thought you were dead!
Gakushuu: No, just in deep cover.
Kayano: ...But it was an open casket.
Gakushuu: It was very deep.
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Rio: Define “dream”.
Hazama: Dream - the first thing people abandon when they learn how the world works.
Isogai: That’s too dark!
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Gakuhou: You seem familiar... have I threatened you before?
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Gakushuu: So... This is my full potential?
Gakuhou: Yes.
Gakushuu: So, then it's...
Gakuhou: All downhill from here.
Gakushuu: Like Rio.
Gakuhou: I do not know what this Rio is. But it sounds disappointing.
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Kayano: What’s it like being tall?
Kayano: Is it nice?
Kayano: Can you reach comfortably for the cupboards?
Karma: We live in constant fear of the short ones who, in my experience, will climb 4 chairs, 2 boxes, a small coffee table and 6 oddly placed stools to get what they want.
Nagisa: It was one time!
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Karma: If you had too, what would you give up food or sex?
Gakushuu: Sex.
Isogai: Seriously, answer faster.
Gakushuu: I’m sorry honey, when they said sex I wasn’t thinking about sex with you.
Isogai: It’s like a giant hug.
Karma: Irina, what about you? What would you give up sex or food?
Irina: Food.
Karma: Okay, how about sex or dinosaurs?
Irina: Oh my God it’s like the movie Sophie’s Choice.
Kayano: What about you Rio? What would you give up sex or food?
Rio: Oh... um... I don’t know, it’s too hard.
Kayano: No, you gotta pick one.
Rio: Um, food... no, sex... no, food... sex... food. Ugh! I don’t know! I want both! I- I want hot people on bread!
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Gakushuu: I regret nothing!!!
Gakuhou: I regret everything!!!
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Ren: Get in, loser, we’re committing vehicular manslaughter!
📁📂 I love your hc and i think u are amazing! Hope u having a good day ❤️❤️
🥺 OML that's so sweet, thank you! And I hope you have a good day too. Love ya!
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Karushuu. I wanna see 2 emotionally constipated boys helping each other, getting along and being teasing flustered boyos. Quite possibly a different take on the Nagisa VS Karma episodes.
So instead of the paint ball, its Mr. Karasuma who stops them from going too far and head to class, everything is super tense and then school is over. Karma and Asano live in the same neighborhood so they Board the train or bus together.
Asano felt to awkward with his father so it takes a while before they whole father and son relationship takes place. So he uses the train/bus. They ran into each other and decide to sit next to one another.
Karma decides to ask asano about how to explain what he's feeling and how to explain it. Asano helps him out.
K: how do i explain something when I dont have the words for it?
A: you're going to have to understand it yourself before explaining to another person. People use talking out loud as the only form of communication, its not. So find a way that works for you. But make sure Shiota understands as well.
K: oh. OH. I get it now. (Smooches asano and sprints off. Leaving asano to combust. Karma realized what he did halfway home. They both realized they like each other and start dating)
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A: my father is trying to have a proper relationship yet it's so awkward.
K: give him a chance, take it easy. One step af a time ok?
A: I understand. (Gets shoved and accidentally kissed karma. Both flustered and realize they aren't against it. So they date)
I just love Karushuu ☺❤
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I hope this will suffice! If not then I'm really sorry. I cant remember which hcs I've done and haven't. Well hope you have a good day and stay safe!❤
Beautiful.
Some headcanons for the future 3-E:
Hazama is in the middle of writing a book and needs some medical advice, so she just calls Takebayashi and is like “sup what do you know about stab wounds”.
(and Sugaya offers to design the cover of Hazama’s book)
Muramatsu has inherited his dad’s ramen shop and asks Okajima for some nice photographs. And Mimura for advertising tricks.
Everytime someone in the former class gets married (I mean some of them have to do that eventually), there’s always a big yellow balloon with a smiley face present at the wedding. No one outside of the former class and its teachers know about it.
(or maybe Sugaya makes balloon art of Korosensei at every wedding)
Everytime Sugino or Okano have a competition, they all try their best to watch it and support them.
After Chiba and Hayami’s company gets well known, the press finds out that Matsukata’s nursery/ cram school was partly (or wholly) designed by Chiba, Matsukata’s place gets a lot of visits and stuff.
(so basically the nursery gets famous)
When the old 3-E campus gets broken down, the former students, now middle-aged, jump in to reconstruct the building. The more responsible ones remind that they aren’t kids anymore and have to look out. None of them really care about their age anyway.
Mama Hara babysits some of the old Class E members’ kids when their parents have work to do.
When members of the class have kids of their own, certain adults (like Karasuma and Lovro) are already speculating on their military/ killing potential.
If Chiba and Hayami get married (if), they probably won’t have a honeymoon and go straight back to work. When someone asks “what do guys do for fun?” they reply with “work is fun”.
Karma and Asano continue to compete with each other at high school, and becomes a lot of people’s favourite BL ship.
(additionally, I want to see Karma and Asano work at rival companies…)
And I think there are fanfics about Class E being subsitute teachers for Nagisa. Things turn chaotic.
Feel free to add more~
Karma X Asano - Assassination classroom
