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Dark Phoenix Review: Pros & Cons
Cons
- Scott is still Jean’s play toy
-He never stops trying to fix her. I mean, it’s cute but I need some character development. Li,e does he do anything other than scream, “JEAAAANNNN!”
- He was ten times better in the fucking comics. I swear.
-My soft wife, Jubilee, is completely gone. She is neither mentioned or shown. Hate that so much.
-Jean already had the Dark Phoenix power in Apopcalupse, but she gets it again??? Sure, whatever, gets you money, Fox. You literally forgot a movie that YOU made.
-Timeline is messed up all over again. How old is Jean? Nobody knows, at least she’s older than eight.
-The evil aliens were just in the way for the whole movie, were originally supposed to be the Skrulls, and they had less screen time in the comics. The first time they are introduced, the die. There is literally no need for them.
-Also, they had no background and they were only there for train scene. Literally, no point to them for the majority of the film.
-Same thing with Storm. Up until the train scene, there was no point for her character.
-Quicksilver, best character, is injured so badly that he is no longer seen in the movie until the final scene.
-Magnet goes through the same character arc as he did before. Lives on an island, decides to fight against the X-Men, gets captured by some intelliagance group, helps the X-Men out in the end. I swear, even Michael Fassbended is getting tired of this shit.
-He still doesn’t know that Peter is his son. What the actual fuck???
-Nightcrawler, well-known pacifist and Catholic, goes on a killing spree after seeing someone die. This plot-point makes no sense because real fans know he wouldn’t do this without at least praying before and after the battle.
-Jean dies and comes back as the Phoenix Force??? I honestly don’t know at this point.
- None of the actors wanted to do this movie. Sophie Turner just wanted to leave the franchise all together along with Jennifer Lawrence, Fassbender, and James McAvoy. Everyone is bored and over the whole storyline.
-Also, what the fuck was this line??? Mystique says to Charles, “The women in this group do more than the women. Maybe we should be called the X-Women. You ever think of that?”
-I’m all for female empowerment, but no one gives a shit. It’s already a gender-neutral term. I swear, Jennifer Lawrence just wanted to seem “woke” for no reason.
-They also named the school after Jean rather than Mystique. She was the women who inspired all the mutant students to be themselves, but I guess that doesn’t matter anymore. Fuck this shit.
Pros
-The visuals were okay, not the best for a Fox movie. But they brought some color to a pretty bland movie.
-Depicting Charles as a villain who manipulated all his students rather than trying to fix them is a really good choice.
-I liked this part of the movie because it showed a different side of Charles. The one side that makes mistakes, realizes this, and tries his best to fix it. The truth bombs from Mystique and Hank really sold the fact that Charles had been in the wrong for years.
-The breakdown from Hank/Beast was very cool. He cares for his sort-of-girlfriend of many years. But I hated how he quickly changed from sides. He flip-flopped more than Black Widow in Civil War.
-The bromance between Charles and Erik is still going strong. The only good thing that lasted through the whole movie. They love each other.
I love how, without fail, every Logan finds a child to father
just some guys and gals
Kitty - Graciliceratops
Iceman - Nanuqsaurus
Glob - Brachytrachelopan
Angel - Rahonavis
Jubilea - Stygimoloch
Sorry if out of character, I’m only on the third season.
hes like babygirl
I want an AU where Gambit and Wolverine get married and raise Laura and Jubilee together…… Remy’d be the cool dad who teaches ya card tricks and let’s ya stay up to watch violent movies sometimes. And Logan would be the dad who tells ya to go the fuck to sleep cause ya got school in the morning…but then tucks ya in and tells ya a story that’s cooler then the violent movie anyway. I could keep going but I’ll stop cause this is already completely ridiculous~
every musician in this world should just give up bc no one will ever write a song better than kokomo in by japanese breakfast
cherik as skysports reporters + jube and remy as alpine drivers!
gambit sketch is a little older than the others but thats ok!!!
uhh uhh nightcrawler n stuff or whatever idk
shouting into the void I LOVE THESE SILLY LITTLE X-MEN SO MUCH !!!!!! they make me SICK. it's not even funny i need to absorb everything with kurt and logan this very INSTANT im fucking insane about them
What X Men Autism does to a motherfucker.
This started as just a joke and then I had to find shitty doodles to draw everyone as.
Also I know no one knows the character in the right hand corner, say hi to my oc Haunter/Serenity everyone :3!!! OC X CANON STRIKES AGAIN.
Spooktober Day 17
Zombie X Men
Mine:
Based on a combination of their 97 designs and my own takes for the base and then their zombie forms are mostly original with some influence from Marvel Zombies
Jared's:
A fusion of Hugh Jackman's Wolverine and his own take
X-men Evolution Logan and a mix of his kids from comics + the show. 🥰
They make me SICKKKKKK
Actually LOVE THEM, need more content of them I love their father-daughter dynamic…
JUBES!!!!! HITTING EM WHERE IT HURTS!!!!!
I took the Marvel comic book piece as a base, and used my version of Jubilee. It's in the comics that there are a lot of dynamic poses, but this one is a lot of fun. Mortal combat fatalities
Ref from comix!!!
He's such a girl dad 😭
X-men '97 graffiti name tags
Click for better quality
They're based off of the characters' title cards from the intro (which is why there isn't one for Sunspot). I also tried to incorporate something else from the title card or something based off of their powers.
Question, comments, and suggestions are welcome
Close-ups and alternate designs under the cut
Alternate versions:
jubilee can persuade logan to do nearly anything she wants
she even got him to wear something other than his usual checked shirts and jeans for something tasteful, atleast according to jubes.
AND got him to shave his side burns for a day
(though that happens only after a week of "please please puh-leeeeaassssseee miiiissssTTTUUUUHHH WOooLVIIIIEEE and a few half planned poorly executed black mail attempts)
*scott : you got him to SHAVE, to dEcENcY !!!!!!!!!!!
“Jean is team mom” “Ororo is team mom” SILENCE. Enough of you reducing women to maternal archetypes because you can’t be bothered to explore deeper meanings to their character.
LOGAN is team mom.
“Logan, can you buy us—“ “no” (buys the thing anyway)
Is constantly scolding his kids students for putting themselves in danger
Plans fun activities (life threatening danger room drills)
Handles the rebellious phases. You think Scott has the mental strength to deal with the fury of a teenage girl who can throw fireworks when she’s mad? I think not.
Hank can barely convince Jubilee to do her homework. Charles mentally checked out a long time ago.
Takes Jubilee, Kitty and Laura shopping. If he doesn’t like something, he’ll give them the blankets ‘that’s cute. I wouldn’t buy it.’ In the world
“What do you think, I’m made of money? We’re getting milk and that’s it.” — leaves with half the store
Is the kid’s emergency contact AND attends everyone’s PTA meetings.
No, ELIZABETH, He won’t be staying up all night cooking vegan cupcakes for your precious angel. He’s gonna buy them like a normal person.
Mom Stare (tm) that can turn you to stone
Will assign kids chores, complain they don’t do it correctly, proceeds to do it himself, then says no one helps around.
“You’re EXACTLY like your father” “…Are you talking about Scott—“ “of course I’m talking about Scott!”
Kitty wants to learn how to drive. He’s holding that safety handle till his hands get purple. “Check the mirror CHECK THE MIRROR—“ “it’s CHECKED :(( “ “CHECK SOME MORE”
Laura is his baby. Holds her everywhere. Will talk about her 24/7.
“Logan, do you know Bobby’s birthday? I need it for—“ “June 28th, Tuesday, 10:34:03 AM, blood type A, his nurse’s name was Susan, —“
Is in charge of birthday cakes. No one else.
If the kids feel down, or need someone to talk to, he’s got a 6th sense for it. Knocks on their door, Leland’s against the frame with his arm crossed, ‘wanna talk about it’ on his face.
The most insane lore you’ve ever heard
*it's jubilee's birthday* logan : well jubes i'll gift ya some of my assets jubilee : ew no , i already have my natural assets. logan : you got none, darling. 'sides there practical stuff, you know for the long term part. and i got plenty jubilee :i still don't need yours! logan : *realises what she is talking about* *facepalms* jubilee : what
jubilee thinking that logan is the love child of snow white and grumpy
jubilee : hey mr. wolvie, who are you're parents ? logan : *just shrugs* jubilee : you know their names... or .... you got none ? logan : your guess is as good as mine sparky
**a few days later after watching disney's snow white** (you know where i'm going with this)
jubilee : hey storm, didja ever wondah who made our little wolvie... well i did. I think snow white and grumpy made sweet love in secret and logan is their bastard. ororo : *one perfect eyebrow raised* jubilee : i thought about it you know, logan is almost always grumpy for no reason, makes sense if grump's his pops. And it makes sense snow white's his mama, right? i've seen him whistle to the birds in the morning and pettin' deers. if you really think about it he's taller than a dwarf but shooorter than snow (white). you can ask hank i'm tots right about this
ororo : .... mmhhmm
**logan not so far away wondering 'what the fudge??' **
i like the idea that jubilee was a handful to deal with, and i think i read somewhere that the only people had could handle her/ she would listen to are hank and logan, of which she listens to logan more.
so, little jubilee will be menace for scott to handle on his lonesome
scott : jubilee... for the last time its your turn to wash the dishes this week
jubilee : i don't wanna right now
scott : come on jubes, you can't put off your chores any longer
jubilee : you can't make me; like you could anyway *annoyed eye roll*
scott : if you don't get up right now... i'll call mr.wolvie
jubilee : ppfffffttt, *snort* the NHL has started, dummy. good luck trying to get him away from the tv.
scott : i mean it jubilee, i will do it.
jubilee : yeah right
scott : *with perfect calm, feigning defeat takes a few steps away, and takes a deep breath* MR.WOOOOLLLLVVVVIIIIIEEEEEE!!!!
jubilee : oh SHIT! *starts running towards the kitchen*
** in the background, the audience begins to hear logan's pained groan, his team is losing and his eardrums now hurt**
jubilee and vegetables
hallooo fellow lovers!! i had a silly scene playing in my head
jubilee is 9/12 ish , already kinda attached to logan and rest of the x men but still very bratty and disobedient.
has a moment where most of the x men have tried to coerce her or make her get a bedtime and eat her vegetables because she mostly eats junk food. the're worried she's not getting enough nutrients.
almost everybody has given a shot; logan goes "ah, why the hell not". He tells her a short story when he was a boy her age, something happened yada yada he couldn't eat veggies for years and got hunted/had to survive predators as an adolescent in the good ol' freezing canadian wilderness, hence never had a great sleep schedule. He continues this in complete seriousness and concludes the story by saying that because he didn't eat his veggies and got good sleep he never grew tall, (then in a mournful tone) and that's why he never gets the stuff on the upper shelves. he further says he doesn't want that for jubilee, wants her to become taller and stronger.
at this point jubilee doesn't know logan has any capacity for humor, so she accepts it as the truth. after that she does it instantaneously. rest of the x men are shocked and logan is feeling smug
Besides jubilee has her own motivations now, them being taller and stronger than logan so that one day
she can tease him by keeping everything out of his reach
hold him upside-down by the ankle and shake all his money(for clothes, duh ) out of his pockets (in cartoon-ish fashion) with all his secrets also out of his hair deflating it, letting it succumb to gravity. now with his flat hair logan can't gain extra inches, but she can ( cute evil cartoon laughter in her inner monologue )
i haven't fully thought out what logan's story here would be here, but maybe it could be semi- true , but logan wouldn't know that himself
i'm not sure of jubilee's canon comic age when she met the x men, so this is kinda a headcanon ??
let me know your silly fluffy ideas in the comments :-)
new x men tv show
Halloooo !! , fellow lovers. I had a brainworm :-)
once upon a time, in an interview long ago, Stan Lee said, (i repeat in not so accurate words) ".... the secret to writing the x men was not to treat it like an action story but like a soap opera .... "
as far as i can see in my okayish memory, all the x-men intros show their powers in a brief action sequence with there code name showing up before/after said sequence. In my imagination, the intros proceed to show the main/side characters in their element or with their buddies, there by showing their relationships/goofier sides/ bits of personality. Less focus on cool power moves.
Ex: scott with his cereal/soup, professor x (charles xavier) playing chess, talking philosophy with magneto , logan and kurt doing mischief and pranking others with kitty pryde ( in her late teens or as a young adult) , hank and jean doing science shit and list goes on .
all the scenes shift around and about the x-mansion (maybe with a different cooler sounding name) with the character pairs in different rooms, giving the audience the layout with plenty of clues here and there for what could be happening in future episodes.
there will be plenty of kids as main/side characters also. i imagine that as we seen them, their names (real ones not code names) in a font they like with some jazz just beside/behind them
bits and pieces of the intro slightly change with progression in episodes showing the changes in their relationships
( **just personal preference, i don't imagine a jean-logan-scott poly ship or love triangle in this narrative, only scott-jean ship. )
the format of the show will be a hybrid of drama, action, love, friendship, a balance between high stakes and and feels
premises(sort of ?) - older members being teachers (ex: storm) [we actually get to see them teach their subjects], some being in IT support/ security (ex: forge) and youngest (ex: jubilee even magik or quentin quire maybe) being students
A plot- revolves around the various students and teachers: life/origin story, family, inter-personal relations
B plot- anti-mutant, time travel, religious bigot shit, simultaneously advancing the A plot
(as i type this out i do realize that what i just described does take inspo form x men evolution :-p )
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