Jacob Seed - Blog Posts
Next John Wick?
Yes, I did steal the beard from John. Yes, I did color it black.
Roses are red, the reaping is due
I'll be outside, waiting for you.
Don't Smoke, Kids
On the left, you see a healthy individual who doesn't smoke. On the right, we have a person who smokes 5 packs a day.
Remember, kids, smoking leads to hair loss!!!!
P.S. LOOK. AT. HIM.
Be Not Afraid
After successfully terrorizing you with beardless Hakob (who doesn't exist), I am back with more ungodly deeds.
I present to you a beardless Bratt.
tbh, I personally dig it.
Staci Bratt & Co.
With great pleasure, I present to you the collection of my Far Cry 5 mods, dedicated to the best boi Staci Bratt.
The mods include
Charlie Hunnam loading screen replacer
"Have You Seen Him" arcade poster replacer
Seeds' outfits for Staci (Brother Staci, Strong Staci, Daddy Staci)
Braid for adding +1000 to Staci's attractiveness
Staci's outfit for Weak Jacob
It is recommended that Strong Staci and Weak Jacob be used together for the ultimate toxic-ship experience.
Still in Gardenview Orchards
Today, we are having Adam-appreciation day.
Steve totally shares our excitement.
Staci Silver and Jacob Flint
What do you mean Jacob and Staci are not a canon ship?
I have seen them (a little hot shit in his 20s and a grumpy ginger man in his 40s) in a ship, on a ship, sailing the said ship for 2 seasons straight and 2 seasons gay.
They are very much cannon.
ba dum tss
Adam and Steve
And Steve did hunger for the fruit of the earth, and Adam led him unto Gardenview Orchards. But lo, it is said that the Father, in His wrath, cast them forth from the Gates of Eden, and they dwelt there no more.
The Beauty and The Beast
I honestly don't know who gave Stacy the right to be this pretty. I am pratty sure this level of handsomeness should be illegal. Jacob probably agrees with me. Anyway, I hope all of you find someone who looks at you like Jacob looks at Stacy. Or someone who looks at you like Stacy looks at Jacob.
He's Beauty, He's Grace, He'll Punch You in the Face
Once upon a time, Jacob decided to make an honest man out of Deputy Bratt, and thus, the world was blessed with Stacy Seed.
In this AU, Jacob and Stacy managed to find shelter in John's bunker during The Collapse. Stacy misses Hudson and Wheaty a lot, so he honors their legacy by braiding his hair and wearing Wheaty's jewelry.
"Surprisingly," John's bunker didn't offer any normal clothes but instead had 1001 variations of his regular outfit. Stacy is not picky, and even tho green suits him better, he can also work with blue.
Now, what about Jacob's questionable accessory choices? Welp, the glasses are the only thing he has left of Joseph, so, even if they look off, he still wears them.
Or, he hopes that wearing them will prevent this siren from casting his spell and devouring his heart.
That is a stupid idea, Jacob; there is no way you can win this one fight.
Continue with Jacob's suffering here.
Don't ask me about Jacob's accessory choices, pls.
Ok, this is peak Jaci for me
A team of wild judges couldn't tear them apart
When your dad and papa visit you in the hospital while still on duty (them old men can't stop bitching and arguing)
They walked the path.
They said their oaths under Joseph's Word.
And they lived happily ever after.
Does it ever drive you crazy just how fast the night changes?
And while twink Jacob with a full head of hair (who obviously doesn't exist) can't hurt you
Do you know who can?
Staci. Staci can hurt you.
Walking The Path
Decided to walk the path with these two mortal enemies (lovers). They work well together and save me from unnecessarily aggressive bison.
@peggiepratt preaches nothing but the truth!
Here is an actual footage of that happening
Now that I got your attention with gay Greek brothers and Godless (beardless) Hakobs, I've got a couple of questions fam:
Is there a Staci in the Arcade Editor? Can't seem to find him
Does anyone have any ancient memory of how the cinematic tools should be set up and used? And what version of the game they are compatible with?
These two seem like the type to never read the "NO HIKING" warnings and then be all Pikachu-faced when shit like this happens.
Or maybe Staci hoped to outrun, and Jacob hoped to trip?
🗣I repeat 🗣
I repeat-- Twink Jacob with a full head of hair
DOES. NOT. EXIST.
He can’t hurt you.
Predator poofs
floofs of doom? bloodthirsty boopers? the fluffsecutioners? Bark assassins?
Twink Jacob with a full head of hair doesn’t exist. He can’t hurt you.
Peggies that gay together stay together
You can put this on the opposite wall, thus forcing them into an endless finger-pointing competition purgatory.
(☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞ ☜(ﾟヮﾟ☜)
Update on my Jacob poster, I just woke up to pee at around 6:30 AM, and this scared me so bad. I was half asleep and partially convinced that I got Isekai'd into the worst possible universe in one of Jacob's outposts. I guess the art is a success at making it feel like a real propaganda drawing for me. Need him tho
He can still hear his voice...
In case any of you doubted this, here is an actual footage.
John Hunnam and Co.
Lo, a divine spirit descended upon me following this proclamation, and spake unto me, saying, 'Go forth and deliver'.
And I hearkened unto the call, and I delivered.
This particular illustration of John gives very strong sons of anarchy vibes.
In fact, can we pls have a movie adaptation where ALL the Seed brothers are played by Charlie Hunnam?
Bonus points if he also portrays Faith.
Edit: Okay, it seems there is an actual adaptation, and Charlie, in fact, plays all the siblings.
