I Just Think It Would Be Funny - Blog Posts
Soulmate au where ppl r born w/ a rly bad tattoo of their soulmate's face with their name misspelled beneath it
Jason: Hey, Nick, quick question. How much is 256 multiplied by 24?
Nick: Do I look like a calculator to you?
Jason:
Joey:
Merwin:
Nick, sighing: 6,144.
Werewolf Ren but he turns into a bull terrier
silly concept where this one muggle-born kid whose last name — out of literal, pure coincidence — happens to be black (or any other of the noble house names bc god forbid people share the same last name and aren’t at all related). this is finds out they’re a wizard and goes to hogwarts and the whole wizard community is all like “omg a resurgence of the noble house of black!” and is absolutely freaking out over it meanwhile this kid is like “wtf is happening i just found this shit out two hours ago—”