Soulmate Au Where Ppl R Born W/ A Rly Bad Tattoo Of Their Soulmate's Face With Their Name Misspelled

Dewey: on a scale from “damn Daniel” to “fre sha vaca do”, how are you feeling?

Louie: in between “it’s an avacado, thanks” and “how did you defeat Captain America”, but as a solid answer I would say “I don’t need a degree to be a clothing hanger”. How about you, Huey?

Huey: probably “road work ahead”

Webby: I speak many languages, and this is none of them

I'm reading a sonadow fic and this is the fucking add‽‽‽

Like it's their colours and everything

'ford doesn't know about 9/11' Ford left earth in 1982. Ford doesn't know the cold war fucking ended.

Amy Rose fanart!

what's the fic if you dont mind sharing ?

It's called "The secret in our quills" by Nebrasska on AO3 (I would copy link but I use the app)

Tumblr! What should I name my Bulbasaur??

Now if you're reading this you're on Tumblr

The hole in my chest

Can only be filled with my

Sharp, unbothered knife

Love without Sex

I’m doing a Philosophy paper on Asexuality. Please reblog if you think Love without Sex is possible! I really need the data. Like if you think love has to have sex.

Fish orgies. So many fish orgies

You were born with a unique set of eyes, ones that allowed you to view the sea as clear as glass. By the time you got old enough to join your ship’s crew, you were smart enough to know not to tell them about everything you saw below the waves.