I Had A Dream - Blog Posts
I had a dream that Pyramid Steve was a musical theater major
I had a dream that sal vulcano made a MILF joke, I told him my mum had died a month ago. He then took me out to lunch and kept trying to give me shrimp
I had a dream that I crashed a party with Sebastian Stan and his friends and after a while I somehow ended up next to him on a couch.
He put a hand on my thigh in a kinda possessive way.
Mine.
And suddenly all his friends were like “Welp, time to go”
But then I woke up.. and cried
I had a dream there was like Twitter discourse about women being plus sized and how people think fat girls are gross for some reason (they are not) and there was a really popular thread that was just this:
"If your girl doesn't gain 20 pounds for the winter at least she has no survival instincts"
"That's actually disgusting and fucking horrifying why the fuck would anyone want to gain 20 pounds that quick especially a woman that's fucking gross"
"I need my girl mammalmaxxing"