Greta Hayes - Blog Posts
Bart was canonically trapped in a video game for over half of his life, and he has a reaction time faster than the speed of light. There ain’t no way these people are beating him.
for science
Young Justice but as text emojis, i don’t take criticism
Tim: 8|
Kon: B)
Bart: >:3
Cassie: ;P
Cissie: ^~^
Greta: X3
Anita: ,’)
Slobo: D:<
DC Groupchats as some of my favourite Homestuck quotes pt. 1
Jason: Hey, I wanna tell a joke.
Tim: ?!?
Dick: Ok?
Jason: What did the kitty cat say to the clown?
Dick: what?
Jason: I'M GOING TO DEVOUR YOUR INTERNAL ORGANS, YOU MURDEROUS SON OF A BITCH.
-Damian has left the chat-
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Bart: Holy Shrap
Kon: yeah
Tim: What?
Bart: so uh I need to borrow apples
Greta: Okay *opens her suit coat and infinite apples pour out*
Cassie: Oh my gods.
Greta: How many do you need?
Bart: 4
Greta: I have them all
Greta: I own all apples
Greta: take as many as you wish
Bart: Incredible
Greta: Isn't it just
Bart: *inhales the apples* fantastic
-Tim has disconnected-
-Kon has disconnected-
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Jay: roy, help
Jay: i broke my fucking caps key
Roy: Whats wrong dude?
Roy: oh
Roy: ha
Roy: youre so calm
Jay: shut the hell up and help me you god damned fruit cup
Roy: hahaha
Roy: its so weird
Roy: youre trying to yell at me
Jay: stop the ass hole antics and help me
Roy: Its like being yelled at by a librarian
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Wally: i mean what are regular towels even made of?
Dick: cotton
Wally: oh shit really, I thought it was wool..
Wally: okay new idea
Dick: Im sure both exist
Wally: make a towel
Dick: alright new idea?
Wally: that you can eat
Dick: what the fuck
Wally: In flavors of bubblegum blue
Wally: and strawberry pink
Wally: boom
Wally: Cotton candy towels
Dick: No???
Wally: yes
My favourite ghost girl 👻
YJ98 girls panel redraw (original panel below the cut)
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they way they come running bc cassie screamed. theyre so found family
Update to this: I did cut it like hers! My friend went to cosmetology school for like a year and a half so I let her dye and cut my hair (and perm it once) so I showed her these pictures and she cut it and it came out really nicely! It’s a really lowkey haircut that you don’t have to do pretty much anything to style and the 90’s layers lay really nicely plus it frames my face well. If anyone who saw the og post was thinking abt cutting their hair like hers too you should go for it!! I’d add a pic but I don’t post my face on tumblr 😔 if anyone is curious I could upload a faceless one tho maybe
I want to cut my hair like Greta so badly, but I don’t know the name of the hairstyle so I can’t find any irl pic references 😭😭😭
YJ98 as stupid shit my friends and I have said
Fic
"May the odds be ever in your fucking favor YOU HAVE AUTISM" -Bart to Tim
"I feel like a husband finding out his wife is pregnant for the fourth time" -Kon
"And I thought those plumber porn videos were lies" "WHAT?" "Being in here is making me realize all those awkward angles aren't unrealistic" -Cassie and Cissie
"That sounds like a drag queen prostitute or a Wreck it Ralph villain that is a little too cunty to be straight" -Bart (probably about Slobo)
"Men are weird, THAT man deserves to be studied under close observation" -Red Tornado about Bart
"I thought macaroons were a fruit no joke" -Bart
"Alright streetwalker put the money makers away we're going to see GOD" -Anita to Cassie
"Ah yes before the time travel but after the world-ending apocalypse" -Kon
"Why do you have so much-autism" -Kon to Tim
"He will have to bestie up with Jesus Christ, and I'm JEWISH. Do you know hard you have to partner up with someone else's god?!" -Tim
"Oh boy 800 mg ibuprofen and chocolate cake, truly the food of kings" -Greta to Tim
I want to cut my hair like Greta so badly, but I don’t know the name of the hairstyle so I can’t find any irl pic references 😭😭😭
Look I’m just saying if you don’t write young justice as ride or die-down for murder for each other at a moments notice you’re writing them wrong
I doodle him a lot with the og lads, so here's one with the og girlies!