Gobber The Belch - Blog Posts
was requested to draw snotlout and came up with this idea
in this blog we love Gobber.
During HTTYD 1:
Hiccup: I'm too young to die!
Gobber: I'm not but I still don't want to
I love these so much!
some rumors i like to believe the twins spread around berk, starting from most normal and getting progressively more and more weird:
snotlout wears heels to make himself taller
fishlegs didn’t write his dragon cards. they just appeared one day
hiccup is a lycanwing
stoicks hair is red from the blood of his enemies
ruffnut doesn’t cut her hair, she just eats it when it gets too long (spread by tuff)
tuffnut has sexual relations with sheep (spread by ruff)
bucket’s bucket that he wears on his head was the very bucket he was born in
mala pegs dagur (no one knows if this is true or not, including the twins)
stoick is actually two very skinny haddocks in a trenchcoat
gobber’s dragon is actually just a really big toad
hiccup meows like a cat when he gets excited
snotlout’s middle name is *cue every single name that starts with a g except for gary*
astrid made up heather to make it seem like she has more friends and everyone else just went along with it (this was the first and only rumor the twins ever spread about astrid)
ruffnut single handedly took down a whole camp of hunters (spread by ruff)
snotlout has to sleep in someone else’s room when there’s a storm (this one’s actually true)
tuffnut beat the scourge of odin three times with no antidote (spread by tuff)
gobber didn’t actually lose his hand and foot, they’re just really small and inside of the hook/peg leg
ruffnut is actually tuffnut, and tuffnut is actually ruffnut, they were switched at birth (the twins didn’t spread this one, they have no clue who did) (it was fishlegs)
fanghook is actually a girl and gustav just uses masculine terminology for her to be more like snotlout
hiccup got eaten by a dragon as a child and that’s why he’s like this
tuffnuts shoved the entire dragon eye up his ass
dagur IS oswald the agreeable, he just needed a way to cover up the fact that he doesn’t age
feel free to add more if you think of any!!
THIS IS THE SWEETEST THING WHAT THE HECK-
Hiccup either has a sneeze that is so unproportionately large compared to his tiny self that he almost knocks himself over OR the most adorable kitten sneeze you’ve ever seen. The question is. WHICH ONE?????
As much as I love pondering what the httyd cast modern jobs are and what they do or study in college, we are ignoring the REAL question.
Who falls for the classic Nigerian Prince money scam?
Hiccup: Almost does fall for it. He’s smart but way too trusting of people. He would be suspicious but go along until he finds out it’s a scam either from Astrid or the Twins.
Astrid: Would see right through it. End up sending threatening messages back.
Snotlout: Would fall for it. Before he’s scammed, he brags about becoming rich. Afterward, he ignores everyone for 2 weeks.
Fishlegs: Would not fall for it. Politely declines.
Ruffnut + Tuffnut: Would end up convincing the scammer to actually give them the money. Succeeds.
Stoick: Ignores the email.
Gobber: Would fall for it right until giving the credit card info then scold them over email.
Heather: Would personally track the scammer down. Or would ignore it. There’s no in between.
Dagur: Falls for it. He’s threatens the person into giving him the money back. Gets more than what he gave away.
Viggo: Creates an elaborate scheme that ends up with the scammer losing everything they own, including the money that they tried to scam out of him.
Ryker: Ignores the email.
Johann: The scammer.
I’m only on s3 of rtte so if these don’t sound canon, that’s because they probably aren’t.