THIS IS THE SWEETEST THING WHAT THE HECK-

*psst psst* httyd fans I got memes *psst psst*

Like a lot of memes

more silly httyd (*cough* rtte *cough*) headcanons!!

they managed to convince gobber to not tell anyone about the whole "lycanwing" thing with tuff being a lie. they just let people believe he's actually a lycanwing. whenever it's a full moon, the riders act all solemn and twitchy. tuff is nowhere to be seen. if you ask ruff, she just looks at you sadly. gothi and stoick are the only ones who know it's a joke. berk lives in fear. the truth only comes out roughly a year or so later, when they forget it's a full moon and everyone's just like, "oh."

they regularly have prank wars. there are alliances, betrayals, double-agents, everything of the sort. don't tell fishlegs anything; he's a blabbermouth. don't trust astrid; she will use this prank against you. if you go after hiccup, the revenge will be 10x worse. the twins are not against using violence. stoick banned their prank wars on berk. now, they go to a random island to go completely savage.

once, in an extremely sleep-deprived state, snotlout made a "your mum" joke to hiccup. before they knew she was alive. hiccup now brings it up whenever he needs to win an argument.

they use chicken, her babies, and the dragons to make weird, soap opera-esque performances. they get very creative.

they've all tried to learn gothi's stick language. the results vary. hiccup is fluent in it. fishlegs can understand most, but not all of the symbols. after that, it's ruffnut and tuffnut. snotlout and astrid can't understand it at all. languages are not their thing.

when they get drunk, it gets pretty weird. fishlegs is a paranoid drunk. snotlout cries, as does tuff. astrid gets unreasonably angry. hiccup tries - and fails - to complete stunts he's never attempted before. (thankfully, toothless doesn't allow this. he made that mistake once. never again.) ruffnut just flirts with people.

ruff has SO MUCH rizz. like, an ungodly amount of it. she pulls so many bitches (especially the wing maidens, cough cough).

the twins helped hiccup with making the dragon blade explode. many tests were conducted, and much property damage occured. eventually, they had to just move to an uninhabited island (aka prankster's isle) in order to test it properly.

now 2 beanie baby dragons are crossing your dash together :3

My second hyperfixation slot has been taken up by Undertale at the moment, so I made a HTTYD Undertale AU. Trigger warning: Blood

Hiccup is Frisk, Viggo is Chara, and Snotlout is Asriel

Might do more, not sure hehe

Httyd squad memes because I love them

look at him go!

You don’t UNDERSTAND- I NEED Hiccup Horrendous Haddock the Third

I NEED to hold him in my arms and feel him holding me back

I NEED to run my fingers through his incredibly soft auburn hair

I NEED to hold him close and tell him that everything is okay and that I will never leave him

I NEED to caress his gorgeous face and feel his scruffy jaw against my hand

I NEED to look into those emerald eyes, so deep and full of love that I could DROWN in them and die HAPPILY

I NEED to nuzzle that freckle dusted button nose

I NEED to see that gap-toothed, crooked smile, knowing it’s smiling just for me

I NEED to hear him laugh

I NEED to lay my head in his lap and listen to him tell me about his ideas, dreams, hyperfixations, and aspirations

I NEED to feel his calloused, yet gentle hand up against my own

I NEED him to cuddle me close while Toothless curls himself around us

I NEED him to take me for a flight, see him in his element, free and without a care in the world

I NEED him to tell me he’s real

But he’s not

I have this idea that Hiccup has perfect pitch, and Toothless uses this to communicate to Hiccup. A certain note can either mean something he wants, like b flat can be “scratches?” Or it could be an emotion like f natural means “sad” so randomly Hiccup will hear Toothless trill and he’ll just be like “Astrid, move over a bit, Toothless said he doesn’t want the light in his eyes” and Astrid will be like “??? You know this how???” Maybe the other dragons learn of this and communicate with their riders through Hiccup.

Post HTTYD 3 Hiccup will hear random music notes here and there and will just start feeling emotions cause he was so in tune with Toothless, and his kids will mess with him sometimes when they learn what a couple of the notes mean.

They’ll play the “scratch?” note and Hiccup will just unconsciously reach over and scratch one of his kids like he’s scratching Toothless.

The entire httyd/sod fandom on the eve of June 29th, 2023;