My gender today is the hidden tumblr dash full of only blogs you follow. Yes it apparently exists.
My gender today is cursed worm furby (see below), courtesy of Sophie G on tiktok.
Warning: Potentially disturbing image.
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[Image ID: a flesh colored silicone sculpture in the shape of a furby that appears to be made of worms. It still has the yellow beak and lidded eyes though. End ID]
My gender today is a very colorful bird of unknown species.
My gender today is the song WAP but the word p*ssy is replaced with the word hoo hah.
My gender today is a well-meaning corn creature shooing raccoons away from my cat's food.
My gender today are these lyrics:
To the gentlemen I'm miss fortune
To the ladies I'm sir prize
But call me by any name
Any way it's all the same
From the song When You're Evil by Voltaire
My gender today is a really loud dad sneeze in a wind tunnel
My gender today is an American possum shaped venom creature
My gender today is Hoarder season 11 episode 1, but when mary is told shes gonna get the car back.
My gender is this blanket.
Everyone post a photo of your gender
I'm meat cube pan
My gender today is an overcooked hotdog bouncing against the floor in public school.
My gender today is a burnt out firecracker suddenly exploding again.
My gender today is pumpernickel without the eral.
PumpNick.