My Gender Today Is Half Man, Half Loaf Of Bread.

if gender is a play, i’m about to be falling of the stage

My gender today is cursed worm furby (see below), courtesy of Sophie G on tiktok.

Warning: Potentially disturbing image.

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[Image ID: a flesh colored silicone sculpture in the shape of a furby that appears to be made of worms. It still has the yellow beak and lidded eyes though. End ID]

so, did I ever tell you guys about the time my roommate accidentally simulated gender dysphoria in VR?

My gender today is a ceramic ice cube melting inside a snowglobe

aren’t we all just trying to be morticia addams just a little bit

"if you want a HP shirt/necklace/earrings/whatever, make your own!!" except if you wear it in public, you're still promoting jkr

"if you want to read the books, just get them from your library!" except libraries pay attention to what people take out, and you are still supporting an author if you library their books

"just play the games!" money goes to her for that

"well, just stream the movies!" she gets money for that

"well, you can always only tell your friend group about HP--" your friends are people! you are promoting HP to other people!

JKR is transphobic. She hates trans people. Just the other day she tweeted something transphobic--specifically, transmisogynistic. In the past she's been transphobic to all types of trans people. She's also bigoted in many other ways.

There are better series. There are other series. Stop coming up with ways to keep the books and fandom alive.

Trans lives are more important than harry potter.

My spearmint brings all the he/shes to the yard, and they're like

"Why do you have so much mint"

Keep seeing pronoun positivity posts is about he/they and she/theys. That's cool and all but this one's for the she/hes. If you're a she/he I love you and you can take as much mint as you want from our garden

My gender today is a whistling kettle without the heat.