My Gender Today Is A Frog But With Out Any Limbs

My gender is not a problem for the future.

My pronouns are your best friend and that one day you ate a great meal.

The thing that transed my gender is that the most popular thing in my life is spaghetti torture.

I know everyone is tired of those “let your autofill finish the sentence” but I want to try one

Type “my gender is” and let your keyboard finish it

Type “my pronouns are” and let your keyboard finish it

Type “the thing that transed my gender is” and let your keyboard finish it

Mr San Francisco Leather 2020 Trey Onyx, he is the first open trans man to hold the title and the second black man to hold the title since 1979 (source)

explain your gender in 10 words or less without using boring words like “male”, “female”, “nonbinary”, “masculine”, “feminine” or “androgynous”.

go!

My gender today is tomorrow but hopefully better than today.

My gender today is the hidden tumblr dash full of only blogs you follow. Yes it apparently exists.

grabs you. hey. listen. one day youll get out of your parents house. you will be able to not go to church on sunday. you will be able to cut and dye your hair any colour you want. you will be able to wear crazy eyeliner and black lipstick or whatever makeup you want. you can swear and be openly queer with your friends and transition and date. YOULL GET OUT OF THERE!!!!!!!

My gender today is Hoarder season 11 episode 1, but when mary is told shes gonna get the car back.

my brother asked why my voice was so deep and I said I’d give him 3 guesses, and he said “You doin the little flip-flop? The little switcheroo?” and it took me like 10 seconds to realize that was his Polite Way of asking if i was transitioning

Everyone’s talking about gender envy what about the other 7 deadly gender sins?

Gender envy: I want your gender

Gender wrath: your gender makes me so angry. I am probably jealous but will not admit it. I will probably end up with a different gender sin and possibly steal your gender

Gender sloth: chilling in sweatpants and a shirt that says “any pronouns idc”

Gender lust: whatever lil nas x is doing in montero

Gender gluttony: stealing other ppl’s abandoned genders

Gender greed: hoarding pronouns/names/ids like a trans dragon

Gender pride: that shit cis ppl do that more trans ppl should do