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i really wanna flute rn idfk know why I just want a damn flute
Not my best photo but it’ll due. Goodbye Adams Family Musical. It’s been unreal. Milford, NY April 7, 2019. #photooftheday #photography #musical #adamsfamily #tiredaf #flute #pit #icanteven (at Milford Central School) https://www.instagram.com/p/Bv9nngmBV1g/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1uhhj8b7hay7f
My mother loves to imply things she knows nothing about: "of course it will be super easy to pick the flute back up for this song! It doesn't matter that it's been 14 years since you last played! This part is just so gorgeous the notes would come back to you!"
Nevermind that shes tried to learn the flute multiple times and still can't manage to get a sound out
I heard a man say that listening to Jethro Tull made him feel like a goat.
rubik’s cube = group = music notes
ps- this was just my solving of the cube, not the most effecient steps, neither the most dearranged cubr, 5*5 cube btw, and i’m v v v out of practice, so its lot of extra moves, but it does.
i did try to keep the time consistent, so u may be able to backtrack my og position of the cube by translating music back to moves.
Free Style Flute Playing
This Undertale medley is for flute, clarinet, violin, cello, and piano. The songs include "Waterfall", "But the Earth Refused to Die", "An Ending", "Battle Against a True Hero", "Spear of Justice", and "Quiet Water". Undertale is a wonderful video game with an awesome music score. All of the songs chosen in the medley have this one central melody, which can also be found in other Undertale songs other than the ones in the medley, like "Ruins". The recurring melody has variations throughout the whole medley. "Quiet Water"'s main melody is the recurring theme. All set tempos of the songs in the medley are all the real tempos of the songs in the actual video game.
I have not composed any of these songs. This is just an arrangement. A man named Toby Fox composed all of the songs. Toby Fox also created the video game.
TODAY AT 19:15 pm There is gonna be exposing my musical composition: Rebo. Hope you can hear it!!
HOY A LAS 19:15 pm Se va a estar exponiendo mi composición musical: Rebo. Espero que puedas escucharla!!
BOA SA Lessons
EVERYTHING IS WRONG, COUNT IN YOUR HEAD
NEVER LOOK TO THE SCREENS
PERFORM MORE FOWARD THAN UP
DON’T FORGET YOUR SHOES ON THE BUS AFTERWARDS
MAKE A HORNY BRASS PUN BEFORE YOU LEAVE
YOUR PRE-SHOW RITUAL MAY NOT HAPPEN WITH TIME CONSTRAINTS
YOU WILL CATCH EVERYTHING WITHOUT WIND
TURN OUT THAT LUNGE! YOU LOOK FABULOUS
THE TUNNEL IS UNNECESSARILY SCARY AND ANXIETY BUILDING
The Tubas Made Memes Again, this time at 6:30AM
happy hell week everyone :)
MARCHING QUOTES 4!
The return of the quotes
"I can't believe Martha Stewart not only sewed the first American flag but also wrote America's theme song"
"Do you think if I took a nap they'd notice"
"I think you're wearing sunglasses so that nobody can see your eyes welling up with tears"
"Jesus lady really came up to the mellos like 'are you the brass?'"
"MOM I MET THE QUEEEEENNN"
"my identity is not bound to mortal terms and words."
"If you don't get off on it, the audience doesn't get off on it :D"
"The thickness comes from you opening the width of your throat."
"What are hemorrhoids"
"Please keep your coordinates out of your mouth"
"He is the epitome of white boy"
"It's too thick to fit in my mouth"
"God I'm so fucking pasty"
"I'm bisexual you can't expect me to choose anything"
"I will vomit on your shoes do not test me"
"Oh my god you killed her!"
"I don't drink water only piss"
"There is a dead body on the field what do we do?"
"Who wants to help excavate the site on the practice field where the ground is hollow we think there's a coffin"
I made another one of these
tag yourself I'm chaotic neutral
Hey you. Yes you. You reading this. Go practice ♡♡♡
Wow this blew up. Yes if you can play picc you are automatically a triple witch.
@gilberthonda I'm the only trumpet in my band that cant double tongue lmao I've tried so many times
@the-glitter-acetylcholine well that's something I guess????
guys how do woodwind instruments work
like ive tried reeds and they sometimes work?? but they mostly squeak???
also flute is just impossible ive come to the conclusion all flutes are witches.
props woodwinds you're all crazy ily
guys how do woodwind instruments work
like ive tried reeds and they sometimes work?? but they mostly squeak???
also flute is just impossible ive come to the conclusion all flutes are witches.
props woodwinds you're all crazy ily
We had a pep assembly today for basketball and they called down band, but bands not playing, so theres just a bunch of band kids in commons rn we are Bored.
I feel like now would be a good time to inform you all that I do not speak bass clef
Symphonic Band Quotes #1
"Its because Leroy invented Christmas."
"No keep passing it, I'm sure all of the saxophones could use mutes."
"Please dont get that lost in your tuba that would be a bad way to start the season."
"BooBiES!!!!1!11!"
"I am music :)"
"I have to play pEePeE!!!"
"All bassoons are required to wear cool socks."
“He’s still my boyfriend he just doesn’t know that yet....”
“YeAH that’s right its gAY”
"I'm just saying that if a clarinet and a trumpet had a child..."
"nO like if they had an affair but then they broke up"
"WHY HAS NO ONE SEEN MALCOM IN THE MIDDLE? SHUT U P"
"No, you cannot challenge her, you play different instruments."
"we play jesus party"
"Your paper looks like Danger Days threw up on it what did you dO?"
"Wht tf is there a tub of cheese balls in the band room?"
"Our band is concerning."
"My arm is too fat"
"I'm surrounded by JeWs"
"No, Pauline is short for Susan."
"Ok which symbol- OH the gay one :)"
A Short History of Marching Band Cults.
Why are we like this? Good question! Let's start in the beginning.
By the beginning, I mean middle school, by the way. Middle school - when you start embracing the fact that band is your life now and you cant escape it! All your friends have either left you or joined band because you dont have a life!
Then, high school rolls around. Most of middle school band wants their friends back at this point, so they abandon band and do, idk, cheerleading or smth for popularity!
Then there are the diehard band nerds. These people stay in band through high school. They, near the conclusion of band camp, are admitted into the Marching Band Cult.
A cult is extreme for this, you say? Ah, that's where you're wrong! We regularly worship our Marching Band Gods and pray that we dont face plant. We hold a sacrafice of one trumpet or flute player a year, as their sections are too crowded anyway. We bleed for band, especially when our instruments are wanted for attempted murder, but we love our children. Most of our instruments are named really weirdly. We have led the new ones into this trap.
The ones who esca- leave think that they made a mistake joining in the first place, but how wrong they are. As you join us, the attention whistle sounds, a circle forms in the background, you are home.
Marching Quotes #3
"You guys sound like a wet, soggy potato chip."
"Why are the sousas all twerking with their sousas around their waists?"
"You all like soggy potato chips?"
"I like soup!"
"Is squad zero people the people who dont have their instruments?"
"You're going to eggplant arent you."
"I want a peach."
"Hold me back, sir."
"I'm moist."
"Look out for the puddle of suffering."
"mY sOcKs aRe dAMp"
"I RAN AND IT WAS A MISTAKE."
"The puddle is suffering, death is going inside and still walking in water because it's in your shoes."
"I want to kermit go home."
"(Trumpet) LOOKS LIKE AN ANTELOPE"
"We must discuss those two's removal from the trumpet party."
"You have to be a big tittie"
"WE NEED TO GO TO W A R"
"WhY are you a bIRd?"
Marching Quotes #2
"Its a weed cookie!"
"I am magenta and therefore I dont exist."
"I. AM. A. SHRUB."
"Oh god, they're forming a circle."
"Its crop top season!"
"I ate a small child. I'm not sorry."
"Theres pot brownies by the trumpet tree!"
"Cooking class contraband - you cant bring in premade cookies"
“You haven’t tried either and therefore you are nothing.”
“AAAAHHH MY FAMILY!” -Alumni
“Give us the tinfoil, we’re making a wall.”
"I can see the shit stain on the back of your pants."
"Hippity hoppity, all of your family is now my property."
"CHOO CHOO!"
"Band directors dont eat."
"WHAT ARE YOU AN ANIMAL?!"
"You're actually f**king Jesus!"
Some of my favorite quotes from this masterpiece.
"Cool Timpani with small fan"
"Keep both feet together"
"Insert peanuts"
"Breathe now"
"Tune the Uke"
"Light explosives now.....and......now."
"Release the penguins"
"If there is a 3rd clarinet, some violins may go"
"Slap thigh"
"Cornet use ice"
"Add bicycle"
"Remove cattle from stage"
"Bow real fast"
"Slippage may occur"
"Begin tuning flame slightly higher and higher"
"All harpists stand up and wait."
"Balance your chair on two legs"
"Moonwalk"
"Continue "swimming" motion"
"Rests are imaginary."
Marching Quotes #1
"Do you think if I just stood in the road a car would hit me?"
"Why is there a frog on your head"
"We look like a cult."
"We are a cult."
"Could you please take the frog off of your head its distracting everyone."
"Its suns out guns out bois."
"Ooh you looking extra thicc today"
"JOIN THE ARMY"
"I was twirling and your locker was in my way!"
"Wow that sounds like jazz band!"
"Your trumpet is a dad."
"I hate my section almost as much as I hate myself."
"That's not funky fresh. It's the opposite of funky fresh... not funky fresh."
"Let's switch trumpets"
"IS THAT A PHONE?"
"I definitely played all of those notes correctly."
*Lightning on the feild*
Literally Everybody: We're human lightning rods!!!!
Literally Everybody: *Sticks instruments and flags into the air as high as they possibly can*