O Cartoon! My Cartoon!
Our story is begun
The plot will twist most every way
Before the tale is done
A shadow falls, a siren screams
Too late to guard your pate
But oh, ha ha ha
Oh agony and dread
Where on the floor my cartoon lies
An anvil on his head!
O Cartoon! My Cartoon!
Arise and take a bow
But don't forget we're not done yet
Beware the falling cow!
For you the smack!
For you the whack!
For you a sock of fish!
Doomsday, bombs away!
A custard pie, that's rich.
O Cartoon! Dear Cartoon!
Hanging on by just a thread But never fret,
You're bound to get,
An anvil on your head!
My cartoon doesn't answer,
His parts scattered about,
He stoops to pick the pieces up,
His face is full of doubt!
He knows the grand finale
Will cause pain as yet unknown,
But don't despair you have a spare,
A handy dandy clone!
O Cartoon! My Cartoon!
Of you there are but sherds
But 'ere all's done and there's still one
Anvil on your head!