Bonkers - Blog Posts
Eating the hair out of your shower drain like it's spaghetti
Salim: Is this... normal for them?
Jason: Yeah, trust me, it's normal for everyone, hey Salim, do you wanna... get outta here?
Salim: And go where? Home? We just got here.
Jason: Right... wait did Merwin just come out-?
Merwin: Joey, I'm gonna pretend for a second that you're my wife and that we have children,
When I think about it, I’m not sure what upsets me more: j*ggie? Or the fact they gave us Montana and than swept them completely aside with no explanation and no closure just to give us jaggie?
Maybe I would be able to accept j*ggie if japril had anything resembling closure? Maybe I would just be disgruntled instead of feeling like I’ve been slapped in the face.
Cause when I think back I can’t believe that they built up japrils season 13 arc to cumulate to the Montana episode to just…not follow thru or follow at all! And this isn’t a ploy to have a season finale cliffhanger, they went to Montana and slept together (which is a big deal!) and then japril didn’t interact for SEVEN FUCKING EPISODES!!! That infuriates me! Take a damn stand you freaking wussies!
im alive
Theory: clocks restrain the passage of time, most efficiently while you are looking at one, but even just having a clock handy to keep checking slows things enough. One day, your phone dies so you can't check the time before and after you shower to know how long it took. You exit the shower and find that everything has evolved into crabs. Based on a true story (something like this happened to me on Thursday).
pov: when you are at a restaurant and you want the waiter's attention:
here's the collector's defeat!
he trips, and falls into the prop box.
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his famous last words: I'm a Toooon...
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his cause of (possible) death:
tripped and fell into the prop box
September 4th and February 28th will be...
Prop Box Day! / Bonkers Day!
reason: gone bonkers and going bonkers aired as a one hour special on September 4th. (and aired as a preview on february 28.)
MRW someone posts the most horrible thing in the world
(gif source: bonkers)
bonkers d. bobcat gijinka i made on a whim
first pic: raw toonage / he's bonkers d. bobcat design
second pic: bonkers / ducktales 2017 design(he's a cop)
O Cartoon, My Cartoon(a poem from bonkers)
O Cartoon! My Cartoon!
Our story is begun
The plot will twist most every way
Before the tale is done
A shadow falls, a siren screams
Too late to guard your pate
But oh, ha ha ha
Oh agony and dread
Where on the floor my cartoon lies
An anvil on his head!
O Cartoon! My Cartoon!
Arise and take a bow
But don't forget we're not done yet
Beware the falling cow!
For you the smack!
For you the whack!
For you a sock of fish!
Doomsday, bombs away!
A custard pie, that's rich.
O Cartoon! Dear Cartoon!
Hanging on by just a thread But never fret,
You're bound to get,
An anvil on your head!
My cartoon doesn't answer,
His parts scattered about,
He stoops to pick the pieces up,
His face is full of doubt!
He knows the grand finale
Will cause pain as yet unknown,
But don't despair you have a spare,
A handy dandy clone!
O Cartoon! My Cartoon!
Of you there are but sherds
But 'ere all's done and there's still one
Anvil on your head!