Evbo - Blog Posts
Emf my love... of parkour
WHAT DO YOU MEAN THEY CRUCIFIED HIM
and what if the slaughtered lamb asked you to sing while it died
ooh religious worship themed parkour yaoi save me....
the bnw wip version was kinda cute idk
https://archiveofourown.org/works/59988592
a fic i wrote a while back :) here you guys go
ok and ai could never do this so
what? Did you guys think I wouldn’t get you a Christmas present?
Fools.
I present: my parkour civilization holiday headcanons. Everyone cheer 🗣️
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it snows in December but the snow doesn’t reach the noob level so obviously this is the first time Evbo’s ever seen snow. After Seawatt tells him it’s similar to ice he tries parkouring on it. It does not work
EMF loves winter . It’s his favorite season
Seawatt complains on and on about Christmas because they never celebrated it on the Fighter level (he gets Evbo and EMF presents anyways)
in honor of the holidays the evbo-themed houses are temporarily changed to green and red
EMF loves Christmas carols. Seawatt is a hater.
Evbo convinces both Seawatt and EMF to wear ugly Christmas sweaters - Seawatt once again complains non-stop but secretly doesn’t mind (well, he doesn’t mind doing it for Evbo. The sweater is hideous and he will say it loudly to everyone who will listen.)
merry Christmas tumblr it is a joyous day 🎄🎉🕺
I fear i have never written contrapuntal poetry before so idk
You guys really liked the last one so here's more.
set in the same AU, i guess?? Do yall want there to be a storyline here? Idkkkk
Um hi apparently yall like pkciv poetry so here you go... a bit of a confusing one i'll admit but :3
i see you in the sun
"i see you in the sun" a parkour civilization poem
The final chapter has been released. Thank you all for being here <3
CHAPTER 3 OUT NOW
omg??? chapter 2 was just posted???
NEW PARKOUR CIVILIZATION FIC
So i caved and started writing a parkour civilization fic
Genuinely super into Parkour Civilization I might be writing a fic about it stay tuned for that
Guys I was doing (zone*) competitive swimming today and we had numbers on out arm and in My race I was facing this girl who had the number 360 on her arm and all I cloths think of was evbo and parkciv 😭
*(fellow Aussies know what zone is I thunk)
I have done fanart of @amberqueen01's parkour civ fic "neath the Grove is a heart", of chapter 5, in the part where evbo first see rain
Rehrehe I love drawing duckbo
Biblically accurate evbo (he's just a lego minifig)
Duck evbo my beloved
Lol I drew this in math
Also here is what the notes say cause I have bad handwriting
"Eldridge horror evbo face lol"
"Oversized hoodie" (headcannon time!; he got his hoodie from another noob [who was probably his first friend before he learned to not form connections] on the noob layer who died, and would fit a lot better if he wasn't malnourished lol)
"Pacific black duck" (An Australian duck that has a part on its wing that can be purple or green with a black outline on it and I saw this and evbo and I went YES)
I love drawing wings
Also I give credit to @amberqueen01 cause they put the idea of duck evbo into my brain
The queer is shooketh at Evbo Kirby
And now, my most recent drawing of the boy kisser, drawn today, and it is my favourite so far.
I am quite proud of it!
This one was drawn during double history whilst sirs computer decided to die
Also don't mind the demented evbo in the corner, he's just chilling
no little german boy don’t go into the parkour civilization world
”get it over with”
“show me how little I mean to you”
this song was blasting in my head as I drew this