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theseuschats

theseus is chatting

hello i'm theseus and i say random stuff and write poetry and ramble a lot

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1 week ago
The Way I See You

the way i see you

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3 weeks ago

fyi i will be extending some dark tendrils across the sky later today. just a heads up

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3 weeks ago

1:22 PM, in spanish class

rb with the time & where you’re sitting rn

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3 weeks ago

the experience of being a teenager while also having strong self-awareness: look i Know in a couple of years this is all going to feel so silly but Man it sucks


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1 month ago
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1 month ago
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1 month ago

https://archiveofourown.org/works/59988592

a fic i wrote a while back :) here you guys go

Ok And Ai Could Never Do This So
Ok And Ai Could Never Do This So
Ok And Ai Could Never Do This So

ok and ai could never do this so


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1 month ago

Hello,,,!,, i have,. Not used my communcaitor in awhile. You know why/?.. because I do forget . But!, i have So many plans. One of my Big Big Cool Epic Tommyinnit Plans. It is... drum Roll please,,,, i am to go on that Trip I talked about, and i will bring chee se. Tubbo does not want to go withme because he is,,,, so Bore, so i will go by myself. Pack suitcase . There is a cheerio on my table. I have to deal with that


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1 month ago
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1 month ago

DUDE MY ACTUAAL BESTIE

IM FREAKINNG OUT

VAL KILMER DIED

I CANT TAKE IT DUDE

IM CRYINNG

I KNOWWWW :(

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1 month ago

me, struggling to write: hmm, this part is a little difficult. maybe i should check my planning document, which i created as a helpful tool for my writing process!

the planning document:

Me, Struggling To Write: Hmm, This Part Is A Little Difficult. Maybe I Should Check My Planning Document,
theseuschats
2 months ago
James And Regulus

james and regulus

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2 months ago

Todayy i wrote,, , , a list . It had all the many sorts of things i Need to get, , ,such as rhubarbb , and. Carroots,,, because the mean little rabits ate them All up and now i have no more carrots. So i wrote, the list and it had Carorts and rhubarb and more Dirt and also fence posts and a Big Woolen blankett for the, ,,winter months. But then i dropped the list oops and it fel, into a puddle . And went away from me , sad . So i go to tubbo and i say tubbO i am vesry sad and he says silence tommy i am working and i am So angry, ,, ,so you know what i did?? I went to his kitchen, , ,and i took his carrots , away . He will be , SOrry


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2 months ago

idgaf if my parents are disappointed in me I'm not impressed by them either

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2 months ago

Been thinkingg a lot about People. . I miss. Quacity, , , maybe i should go visitit ,, las nevadas. Some time. But right now there are dishes to wash . I am makign tubbo a winter hat. Oh also i left the door open and now there are,,, , , bugs in my house. I do not Really mind because bugs are small and worthy of love


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2 months ago

Soo i looked up , the seeds. They are sunflower. ,, will plant them in front of my House . I see tubbo now he is walking in the fieldls , i am going to run at him and scream


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2 months ago

do you ever just randomly think about how sirius volunteered so regulus didn't have to go into the hunger games and then regulus ended up having to go anyway or are you sane

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2 months ago

“i want a pathetic boyfriend” no you don’t. im a pathetic boy and let me tell you it’s not something you can just turn on and off . i am pathetic 100% of the time and it is exhausting


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2 months ago

I am learning how to cook , . Tubbo. Says i am the worst studnent hes ever had. . He said that even michael , ,four years old, , was better than Me. Then he got sad . So to make him feel better i tried my Very Hardest to cook well,,,, did not work . Burned the bread. No bread today


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2 months ago

this is not true. I am from the USA and i am not a bot. Think before you speak. Now wire me $100 for hamburgr

If you ever meet someone on the internet claiming they're from the USA, watch out because they're most likely an AI bot. nobody in the US can afford an internet connection (because they're so poor) and even if they could their schools are so underfunded they couldn't even know how to use the internet

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2 months ago

Going to tubbos house for dinner!!!! He has made. Beef wellignton . I am in Awe ,,, i cannot cook for Anythign . Tubbos good at Cooking. Sometimes i go to his house and say tubbo help me i am starving and he asks What did you . Eat today tommy and i say ,, One potato chip ,, that i found under the dryer .and he says Tommy that is not good for you and i say i Know.w . Then he gives me food . . Tubbo is so nice to me . Beef wellignton tonight.


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2 months ago

I amm .. LOSING my midn . Where is tubbo . He has been gone for , ,A very long time. I think he said he will be going to pick Berries , berries are very far away. but he might make me a berry Pie andn I love,,,, berry pie. But i cannot enjoy berry pie if my communciator BLOWS UP . Tubbo come back soon


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2 months ago

Beginnign . To think my Comuncator is not Broken . I do not know who can See this. . Maybe. It is . The birds and the squirrlels


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3 months ago

Trials of Apollo is a good book series because it asks the question "what if the god of truth had to unpack roughly 4000 years of lying to himself. Would that be fucked up or what" and also a bunch of other stuff like Apollo getting infected with a zombie virus and deliriously scream singing the lyrics to Sweet Caroline in a duet with an arrow that talks in Shakespearean English which only he can hear

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3 months ago
How It Feels Trying To Explain Why I Will Never Be Over This Total Clusterfuck Mess Of A Minecraft Roleplay

how it feels trying to explain why i will never be over this total clusterfuck mess of a minecraft roleplay smh

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3 months ago
Happy Valentines Day Pookie I Drew You F 14 :3 (ALSO A LATE BIRTHDAY PRESENT LMAO)

Happy valentines day pookie i drew you f 14 :3 (ALSO A LATE BIRTHDAY PRESENT LMAO)

i actually love you right now this is the greatest thing ive ever seen

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3 months ago

Figured I'd come to Tumblr with this one. When I was younger, maybe about five years ago or so, I distinctly remember watching this video on YT about a sims 4 time travel mod.

the ytber had an entire family they were following

they had a "time travel mod" and they sent their sims into the future

in the future all of their sims had children and whatnot except for one

when they returned to the present that sim died and they were like "omg thats why they didnt have kids!"

At some point they were on a roof area?

it may have been something i dreamt but i'm convinced its real. If anyone remembers this video pls lmk i want to know if im crazy


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3 months ago
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3 months ago

one of the things i love the most about dsmp is the fact that no one has the same version of it. the most obvious example is which streamer's POV you watched, but it goes way beyond that because mcrp requires a level of suspension of disbelief and also of filling in the gaps, fleshening things out, in order to make it usable for fancontent.

for example, the fact that apart from the minecraft skin there is no actual guideline for how to see the characters, hence the dsmp creaturification of fan designs we've been over a million times. but it's not just that!!

the fandom also has so many different relations to time in the dsmp. some take the canon timeline but then you run into problems like c!fundy's age — so then either he's actually a 20 year old that c!wilbur adopted and treats like a baby, or perhaps fox hybrids have a very abrupt exponential growth spurt, or perhaps l'manberg wasn't a few months but a few years!

and then this brings into question the matter of scale — how populated is the server? is it truly only the actual streamers/characters, and so when we talk about a "war" do we really just mean like 10 people fighting each other with swords? or perhaps there's a couple dozen, unnamed, background characters? and i've seen people increase the scale even more! make l'manberg a real, albeit obviously small and budding, country-city of a few hundred inhabitants, that perhaps grows into a lifesize scale fortified city during new l'manberg.

and then everything takes on such a different tone. if theres 30 people on the server, the final control room was a betrayal and destruction of friendships, november 16th was the grief and anger for a friend and the symbolic destruction of the country, and doomsday was another symbolic show of whose alliances everyone values, and the weariness of having to rebuild it. if there's a few thousand people? all of those were massacres.

how can we even be talking about the same characters when for some of us the worst they've done is blow up some houses with no cost of lives, and for others they have razed to the ground actual nations? depending on how you read it and how much you flesh it out, dsmp is either mainly about symbols and interpersonal relationships, or it can be some game of thrones shit. it's completely fucking mental. i'm so in love with it


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