So i caved and started writing a parkour civilization fic
DUDE MY ACTUAAL BESTIE
IM FREAKINNG OUT
VAL KILMER DIED
I CANT TAKE IT DUDE
IM CRYINNG
I KNOWWWW :(
OH.
i saw someone on twt saying that seawatt made the fake memory abt the origin of parkour civilization so that hed be remembered by everyone because his level of parkour was erased and forgotten and ive been inconsolable
Excerpt from behold, the lamb of god because i'm writing the next chapter rn and i like it so far
Hello,,,!,, i have,. Not used my communcaitor in awhile. You know why/?.. because I do forget . But!, i have So many plans. One of my Big Big Cool Epic Tommyinnit Plans. It is... drum Roll please,,,, i am to go on that Trip I talked about, and i will bring chee se. Tubbo does not want to go withme because he is,,,, so Bore, so i will go by myself. Pack suitcase . There is a cheerio on my table. I have to deal with that
i am a writer both by nature and out of love. not a single word has spilled out onto a page of mine by carelessness. not a single word of mine is absent of tenderness. there will never be a sentence i don't cherish. nature may be cruel, but she has the gentlest hands and the most devoted servants.
hello i'm theseus and i say random stuff and write poetry and ramble a lot
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