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2 years ago

Okay TW: ED( BITCH SO DONT READ IF YOU DONT WANT TO)

Now we have to start trying really hard to get this disgusting fat away so....

GET MYSELF TOGETHER DIET✨

Rules:

★Have to stay under 500 cals

★Anything over must work off twice that amount.

★Fruits and vegetables do count

★If you don't go over your goal you don't have to work it off

★Just try to walk every where and stay active

★Drink at least 1L water

★If you are hungry just drink tea/coco/coffee/water/zero drinks

And thats all for now...

This is just for me if you want to do this with me feel free to talk to me.

Im doing this bc i binged for 3 days straight.

Am starting at (again) 75 kg(i know i know im disgusting)

Ultimate Goal is 48kg but first goal is 50kg

But if you dont thats allrigth.

And as always stay safe and remember to keep yourself happy.


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3 years ago

hippity hoppity...

Your weight is now my property.. 🧙‍♀️🥴

✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨

And now you are weightless💅

u are fabulous bitch❣️

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2 years ago

Binged today 🙃🙃🙃

Maccies pizza malteasers

My car broke down and so did I

More money I don't have

Oh well at least won't be able to afford food


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2 years ago

One and I mean ONE good thing about 2 metabolism days back to back is...

Taking a massive shit 😎😎😎

A win is a win


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2 years ago

Weigh day this morn

Didn't lose a thing 🥲🥲🥲

Is this the dreaded plateau ???!!

How do you unplateau

Big sad


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2 years ago

All the clothes fit 😁😁😁

Bar one mesh top which wouldn't even fit over my head???

Google - how to lose skull weight


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2 years ago

Lady at work shouted at me today

Now I'm gunna starve all day

Jokes on you mwehehhehh

Amialright


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2 years ago

Weigh day this morn

13ish kg lighter than when I started 22/11/22

5kg till my first goal weight

Weird feeling when you see this working and getting closer to your goal. Like how far can I take this


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2 years ago

Parents: "Why aren't you eating?"

Also them:

"You'd look better if you lost weight"

"You're the heaviest in the family"

"Jesus, why are you eating so much"

"Your thighs are so big"

"How much do you weigh? You look so big"

"I was way smaller when I was your age"

"You eat like a grown man"

"Maybe if you ate less your skin would be clearer"

Irl meanspo fr


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