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matt-w-blogging

6 months ago

I had a Thought about DreamSMP characters (yes it's over now but I still think about it sometimes)

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A graph with an X and Y axis. The left X axis says "You know what they are", the right X axis says "You have no idea what the fuck they are", the upper Y axis says "They explain what they are", the lower Y axis says "They never explain what they are".

Quadrant 2, with "They explain what they are" and "You know what they are", says "Charlie: A slime that gooped its way to the surface over a long period of time."

Quadrant 1, with "They explain what they are" and "You have no idea what the fuck they are", says "Tommy: Lab experiment???"

Quadrant 3, with "They never explain what they are" and "You know what they are", says "Techno: Some sort of pigman."

Quadrant 4, with "They never explain what they are" and "You have no idea what the fuck they are", says "Phil: Had a (human?) child with a Samsung Smart Fridge, might have wings?, wife might be the Goddess of Death??"

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shitpost dream smp dsmp dsmp tommy dsmp techno dsmp slimecicle dsmp philza dsmp tommyinnit dsmp charlie dsmp technoblade honorable mention for quad 1 is fundy we know his parents but not what he is half-salmon quarter-fridge quarter-whatever-phil-is smack dab in the middle is ranboo (enderman side explained & myserious white side not) granted I didn't watch every single dsmp video that exists so I could have missed some crucial information that makes this inaccurate all this to say I appreciate the variety I had a thought so I had to chart it out so I decided to share it because why not the quadrants are out of order because I listed them left-to-right and up-to-down dsmp phil

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matt-w-blogging

3 years ago

Au where Karl time-travels and then he sees Phil, looking the exact same as ever, and it's like the spiderman meme and

Karl: We time traveled to the same time??

Phil: I didn't time travel??

Karl: You didn't?? How are you here??

Phil: I never left??

Karl: YOU'RE IMMORTAL??

Phil: YOU CAN TIME TRAVEL??