Eddie wakes up next next to Steve and gives him a gentle bite on the shoulder. Steve rolls over to look at him.
EDDIE: Every morning I wake up next to you, and you’re so sweet that I have to take a little bite, Sugar
STEVE: *smiles* wow, you’re really-
EDDIE: And every morning I wonder, is today the day my teeth will rot and fall out?
STEVE:
STEVE: What the fuck is wrong with you *rolls over away from Eddie*