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A drawing for a friend because she wanted to see Crane in a dress.
RWBY JAUNE WITCH HUNTER AU
Part 3: Jaune and The Girls
*in the Last Episode, Jaune Arc discovered that Witches have a way to find their mates by seeing a certain light in someone's eyes. Now, this Witch Hunter apprentice is The mate of 4 Witches: Ruby Rose, Yang Xiao Long, Blake Belladonna and Weiss Schnee.*
*Now, The Narrator is gonna let Jaune tell How he is right now. After all, in The time of this AU, one week has passed.*
Jaune: Hum... I am supposed to read something?
*no, Jaune. Just Tell me, How this week has been.*
Jaune: Oh! Its... Been great. Im living pretty well actually.
*So They are treating you well?*
Jaune: I mean... In their own way. *Blushes.*
*If you do not feel ashamed, Tell me. How They are with you?*
Jaune: Can i Tell in Order? *The Narrator nods* Ok. I Will start with Ruby. She is gentle, kind and Very cute. And she loves weapons. Like, a lot!
flashback on
Ruby: Here, right here. *She shows her scythe to Jaune, focusing on The Blade* You see? Its getting blind.
Jaune: Blind?
Ruby: It means The Blade is getting Weaker. But with my Magic, i can revigorate It. *she uses her wand and The Blade is shining like New* See? Good as New!
Jaune: That's Very cool!
Flashback off
Jaune: And that night i discovered that It also affects organic things.
flashback on
Jaune: *panting, no clothes on bed* Ruby... Please... No more... Its been 6 times already... The others are gonna get angry...
Ruby: *on top of him, with a grinning Smile* Well, I was the one to bring you here. And I convinced Yang that you would Last The entire night in my First time so...
*she Takes her wand and touches The tip of his Dick with It. Without any further Warning, The massive dong rises again, Ruby smiling in a pervert way, while Jaune looks terrified.*
Ruby: Get ready for more 4 rounds of riding.
Flashback off
Jaune: Yeah... Ruby can be cute and kind. But in bed... I must pray to survive her lusy.
*And The other girls?*
Jaune: Oh, yeah. Well, Blake is like a cat. She is serious, acts like Nothing matters but... She has a Very cute and needy Side too.
Flashback on
Jaune: Is that... Cat ears?
Blake: Yep. *Reading an erotic book, sitting by his Side in The couch* I use to hide them in a bow, as Its a way Witch Hunters finds either Witches like me or Familiars.
*Jaune looks at her cat ears, an urge growing Inside of him. Blake notices his looks, grabbing its hand and putting it in her Head.*
Blake: Listen. If you ever Tell anyone that i like being petted, i Will turn you into a Frog And dissecate you. Got It?
Jaune: ... I got It.
Blake: Good. Now you can pet me.
*Jaune moves his Hand in Blake's Head, patting her. The Black haired girl then lets a small and cute purr, while clinging in The Blonde one*
Blake: You know, you have a good talent with hands.
Jaune: I was the best at polishing armors and giving massages in The academy.
Blake: Massages? *She lays in his lap, letting her back visible to him, smiling in a smug way* The girls Will take her time to Go back, so How about you give me a special massage?~
*Jaune gulps, as he looks at her back and butt. He looks around, trying to see If They are truly alone. Suddenly, his neck is pulled by a Black cat tail, making him get on top of Blake's back, his crotch near her butt. She smiles as she feels his bulge grows beetween her buttcheeks*
Blake: Oh, so you are Anxious for that~
Flashback off
Jaune: Blake is The boldest of them all. And likes to take risks. Different of Weiss. Weiss is... A princess. She is Very bossy and its on Command of everything. But there's The thing. She... Knows How to motivate everyone.
Flashback on.
*Jaune is swordfighting with Weiss in The forest, The girl overpowering him with its Rapier. Suddenly, with a fast cut, Weiss disarmed him, slicing its rusty armor in half. Jaune drops his Sword, putting his hand up*
Jaune: I surrender.
Weiss: Good. *she makes her Sword disappear* Its Very rare for a Witch Hunter to surrender.
Jaune: Im not totally a Witch Hunter, you know.
Weiss: Yes That's why i Said It, dolt. *she cleans her hands*. You need to improve If you wanna have a chance against me. Or anyone.
Jaune: I got it... *He turns around, going towards The house.*
Weiss: Where are you going?
Jaune: Im tired. I wanna rest. *he bumps into an Ice wall* ouch!
Weiss: You are not tired. I can Sense it. Come here and Tell me what's wrong.
Jaune: Im saying im Fine! Its not enough?
*Weiss opens its arms, Jaune dont understanding any of this. Suddenly, an Ice Pillar pushes him towards her, The girl embracing The taller One in a gentle hug.*
Jaune: W-weiss what are you doing? *He asks as he blushes, his Head in her chest*
Weiss: People used to treat you harsh, right? And your calming mechanism... Was hiding. Lying that you are tired Just for staying alone... *She touches his hair, stroking it.* And crying.
Jaune: I dont cry. Im Fine.
Weiss: Jaune... *She pulls him down, making him knee* You know that a week has passed and The light didnt faded away, right?
Jaune: ... Yeah.
Weiss: So dont be afraid of crying on my shoulder when you want to. Ok? You are my mate, our mate. And... I wont think you are weak If you show me your feelings.*
*Jaune Arc stopped resisting The hug and started letting himself be embraced by Weiss arms, all while sunking its Head in her shoulders and, in silence, letting The tears flow. Weiss stroked his hair, while thinking that Maybe They werent so different after all.*
Flashback off
Jaune: I like that she is The Ice Witch but gives me The warmest hugs. Even in bed. Her favourite position is anyone where she can hold in me. In my opinion, i think she is The most clingy.
*I see that your Relationship with them has improved. But i have a question for you. And Yang? You still didnt talked about her.*
Jaune: Oh. Yang. Of course. Well... She is... Difficult. Very difficult. I dont think she likes me much. In fact we still didnt did... Anything. *Sigh* I still think she wants to Crush me.
*I as The Narrator knows everything. However, i cant Tell you much. All i can Tell to you its to be patient. Because you still need to Dig deeper Into her Heart.*
Jaune: Can you give me some advice?
*Unfortunally, only on next episode. Also, If someone wants to know something more about this séries, The Askbox and The comments are always open. See you later.*
*To be Continued...*
No, I don't hate Fifty Shades of Grey because it's freaky. Do whatever you want, I don't care. You know why I hate Fifty Shades?
Because Christian Grey had every opportunity to become Batman and he didn't. He had the dead parents, he had the money, the brooding- he was SET. And instead of becoming the Dark Knight, what does he do? He becomes a freakazoid.
Unforgivable.
FFXIV Heavensward Dark Knight-esque armor.
I learned how Adam Hughes does a majority of his coloring and I’m applying that to this project. Still a work in progress
inside me, there are two wolves..
(I feel like Jason would look at this and go hell naww and then stick a poster of this on his wall)
FOUND THE OG POST
AAAAAAAAH
Joker without makeup .
Rude. Stop calling me out.
U JUST SUPPLIED ME
WITH ENOUGH WATER FOR THE NEXT DECADES 💕
ROUGH DARK KNIGHT JOKER JUST ALWAYS FEEDS ME FOR HIBERNATION
😩💕
Pet - Joker X Female Reader - Fic Swap
This is my part of a fic swap with the ever lovely @clownsxclowns. Born of a quick discussion in Discord and while I’m not entirely sure it fits all the marks, I enjoyed writing it and I guess that’s what counts? Ha! Written as Heath!Joker but you can read it as Arthur Fleck/Joker, I suppose. Prompt - Heath!Joker wearing a Nurses dress. Gags. Bondage. Very light fluff thrown in at the end just coz. I just took it and went with it, and I hope it’s to your liking, Kat! <3 CONTAINS SMUT/ADULT CONTENT - NSFW - Do NOT read unless you’re comfortable with that. First and final warning! 18+ only. Warnings - BDSM themes, Sub/Dom themes - could be viewed as dub-con to some readers so bear that in mind, restraint, gags, medical equipment, (forced) oral sex, masturbation, cursing, rough play & one instance of slapping. Basically if BDSM/rough play is not your thing, do not read. Thank you, and enjoy!
Weiterlesen
their smirks should be ILLEGAL 😩
#THAT SMIRK™
both of them make me fckin WEAK
Watched The Dark Knight and Joker outright ATTACKED me with his hotness lmao
Random question: what do you think of Heath Ledger Joker? I'm totaly in love with Joaquin Phoenix Joker, I mean Arthur Fleck is such a baby and Joaquin's Joker is incredibly hot(that pelvic thrust *swoons*) That movie changed the way I see the world! But Ledger's performance is legendary as well. I remember watching The Dark Knight for the first time, that 'pencil scene' genuinly shocked me. Also when he walks up to Rachel and calls her beautiful while combing his hair with knife was weirdly hot
Fucking amazing he is!! So witty, charming and dark
Edit: phone tumblr doesn't show the whole message!!
Joaquin's Joker is phenomenal. Obviously I love him very very much. Arthur Fleck's tragic story lead so well into him becoming the Joker, the absolute polar opposite of Arthur. Sexy, confident, charismatic and groovy. He IS the Joker
Heath is legendary and really portrayed the Joker in such a perfect way further into his insanity that I would just love to see be explored by Joaquin. Also, that scene is totally hot imo
Ok this is super niche but if the Justice League was in Eorzea (ffxiv) what classes would they be. I’ve been thinking about this way too much.
Like I’m gonna draw Bruce as a Dark Knight but I genuinely believe he would either be a Ninja or a Sage. Cause of how mmo healers can be (I know cause I am one sometimes)
I think Diana would make a wonderful Paladin, she just feels like she is that light.
I genuinely am stumped on Clark. Maybe a Gunbreaker for what they represent, or maybe a Monk. I feel like Monk might work well.
Oliver has to be a Bard, like it just fits him perfectly. He’s hopeful and wants to help the little guy.
I’m thinking there can be some overlap and the Justice League is just a big Free Company. Oh my word this is so dumb but these are my hyper fixations. Like these are the two things that people can’t talk to me about cause I just won’t shut up about them. I like them a lot.
I might delete this later cause I’m embarrassed.
Batman villains in dark night trilogy