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Tsh as onion headlines part 2
These r so incredible I'm losing it
I asked chatgpt to make some lame jokes about tsh characters, here are some of em':
1) Why does Henry hate elevators?
Because they remind him of morals—too many ups and downs.
2) What’s Bunny’s favorite exercise?
Running his mouth.
3) Why did Bunny fail history class?
He thought “Ancient Greece” was a fancy restaurant.
4) What’s Charles’s favorite drinking game?
Life. And he’s losing.
5) What’s Francis’s favorite song?
"Always Look on the Bright Side of Life", but only because he finds irony funny.
6) How does Julian flirt?
By reciting long passages of Latin poetry—because nothing says romance like a 300-page dead language textbook.
7) How did Donna Tartt know her book was going to be a hit?
She didn’t. She just knew it would make everyone at her college reunion really uncomfortable.
when u pull up to the 'unreliable narrator' competition but nobody's there
turns out Richard Papen subtly implied it was now and u unquestioningly believed him but really he won hours ago
Richard papen loser of all time
Got shot and was too awkward to tell his friends then turned out they didn't even care
why is Richard sickly for like 95% of the book he's always complaining about being exhausted and faint and nauseous and riddled with headaches and his solution is LETS HAVE MORE PILLS AND ALCOHOL??
LIKE SIR PLEASE JUST EAT A VEGETABLE IM BEGGING U
the real question is how has nobody overdosed yet
"how about a kiss for your jailbird brother" 😀
how did Richard casually mention doing cocaine in a burger king parking lot and then ONE LINE LATER call Judy a 'senseless cokehead'
my dude drop the superiority complex
Can bunny hurry up and get killed I can't listen to him anymore
what do u mean Henry didn't do the SATs bc he had an 'aesthetic objection'
richard is so real for choosing classes based on which will let him sleep late on mondays
Guess who's finally starting tsh after having it staring at them from their shelf for like 2 years
rip basil hallward u would've loved casual by chappel roan
the Picture of Dorian Gray modern au where Basil makes tiktok edits of Dorian
Dark Academia 🤎🕰️📖🤎
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