When U Pull Up To The 'unreliable Narrator' Competition But Nobody's There

This is such a revealing passage in regards to how Neil views other people and the world in general. He's so compartmentalized he just straight-up won't process information he deems irrelevant to the things he cares about if it takes any extra time or effort.

I think he's probably so hypervigilant that he notices almost everything going on around him at all times but that's way too much information to deal with, especially when reacting and making decisions quickly is a matter of life and death like it often is for him, so he does this. Filters out everything unnecessary so he can focus only on what's most important.

these books need to come with a warning label

Neil: *jumping from one identity to another*

Neil: parkour

Crooked Kingdom chapter 16

READ THE SPEAR CUTS THROUGH WATER PLEASE WHY R THERE ONLY LIKE 4.5 PPL IN THE FANDOM

it's so weird and so beautiful and so intricate and so confusing and so deep and so lyrical and so different to any other book in existence in the best way possible I'm literally begging ppl to read this masterpiece

'This is a love story down to the blade-dented bone.'

Six of Crows as memes on my phone (part 7)

Nina:

Wylan:

Kanej:

Kaz:

Matthias:

Jesper:

Inej:

Part 6 | Part ?

[Check out my Heartstopper as memes series here]

My canon: Neil is super weird, but in a way people don't expect and it catches them unaware. He will have a perfectly normal conversation with you and then you realise he doesn't ignore the first slice of bread of the loaf, uses it right after opening it to make a sandwich. He doesn't have a set way of replacing the toilet paper roll. He does sock-shoe-sock-shoe. He takes the peel of the banana off completely before eating it on the go. He unplugs the laptop yanking on the cable not the plug. He eats kiwis with the skin on like they're apples. He eats dry cereal then drinks a glass of milk.

Neil Josten is like an alien that has managed to blend in quite well with the humans but sometimes he does something that reminds you he's a martian

the aftg brainrot is real bc why is Henry Winter giving me Kevin Day vibes

Aftg as racoons pt.2

Neil to the twins:

Twinyards:

Andrew

Aaron: