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as promised here is the fanfic

(this is vary cringe)

She was sitting on the side of the road crying her eyes out. After Midori left the circus with the dwarf, he left.

'What is gonna happen to me now?' Midori thogth to her self. As the sun fell and the moon shined Midori wanderd Tokyo all alone. Her eyes started to feel havey and tierd. Walking down the street she saw a bench on witch a ligth poole was shining on.

With out thinking Midori sat on the bench looking up into the sky half asleep. Midori then felt a gentle tap on her sholder. Midori's eyes meet the stranger. 'Hello there, are you from around here?' said the gentle voice.

Midori's sleeping eyes lookd the stranger up and down and then begain to focus her attention on the mysirios strangers face. 'I was' replayd Midori. 'Woud you like to spend the nigth with me' the stranger ciriosly asked.

Midori thogth for a moment before agreeing.

The kind stranger grabed Midori's hand and lead her to a big croud. As they walkied throu the croud Midori togth to her self on where is this un-known person taking her.

They walkd in to a bar and it was finaly ligth enoth to see the stranger's face.

The stranger was a girl, a varey pretty girl around Mirori's age. she had ligth green eyes, pale skin, long black hair and was nicly dreesd in a navy blue school uniform.

Midori and the girl sat down. 'My name is Shici Saru, what's your name?' Midori lookd the girl in the face and said 'My name is Midori..'

'How did you get lost?' asked Midori. Shici sigth before saying ' my parents inrold me in a vary strict school on the other side of the cuntery. Evry one there was an asshole so one nigth I escaped. I wanted to find my family who live her in Tokyo.' She pasud for a moment. 'When i got to our old house nothing was there. I heard that the house burnd bown and my parents died but only my brother survived. So i'm traing to find him.''.

That's sad said Midori.

soooooooooooo im gonna cuntinue this tmrw bc im tierd and i lack the brain

CRINGETOBER 16!!!!!!!!

Prompt: Something you've been bullied for

Uhhhh so I've never really been bullied (I think idk I'm not good with knowing things 😔💔) but when I was way younger I would get made fun of for bringing plushies to school so heres art of little me and this weird knockoff(?) pinkie pie plush I had

CRINGETOBER 77777777777777 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Prompt: Crossover

Uhhhhhhh I drew 2 versions and I dont like either but I'm NOT drawing another one 💔

Bfdi x II crossover :3 (the most basic thing I could choose)

CRINGETOBER DAY ONE!!11!!!!1!!!!1

Prompt: Screenshot redraw

Alt without the camera/rec stuff under cut :3

Found the og screenshot on google lol

His tie is a Bot ref!!!! :D

yea i keep forgetting about this acc my b

Had the most embarrassing dream the other night.

For me and only me, specifically.

Had a dream where my brain conjured up some kind of cycad and it had a seed cone and my dorky ass went and poked it and said “that’s a big ass ovule cone!”

And I can’t stop thinking about it. Like yes I wasn’t wrong but goddamnit just call it a seed cone like a normal person you stupid plant nerd. (It’s fine I’m majoring in it)

Man was that cringe as fuck.

UGHH I HATE METALOCALYPSE SO MUCH I CANT DO THIS BRO I HATE HOW MUCH I LOVE IT ITS UNBELIEVABLE UNBEARABLE EVEN.. GGRRRRRRRARARAAAHHAHAHHHH

cringe explosmith angst (•_•)

Why worry about using slang from the newest generation? You have free will. Use slang from all generations as desired, coward.

For your pleasure,, items for sale that make me want to cry or possibly laugh:

I love how stranger things "fans" on tik tok make fun off cosplayers and conventions. Their litterly just outing the fact that they have never been in a fandom before

In a fear of being called “chronically online”:

I will accept anyone who isn’t being harmful to other beings.

You want me to use neopronouns, me too

You want me to use noun pronouns, sure, which ones

Your a furry, neat, can I see your fur suit?

You do anything that society deems “weird” or “unusual” or “cringe”, so what, being weird and cringe is SOOOOOO cool

Anyways…

found some shadowpeach smut I wrote last year.💀

literally that's what this post is talking about

😀

Wanna hear something really whacky and funny? I’m in my ‘I am cringe but I am free’ era, so I was making an OC for Banana Fish cause I’ve been hyperfixating on it since I was sixteen. Said OC is a hacker. Since I know nothing about code, I asked my mother who knows code some questions I had. My mother asked me what I needed to know this for, and I said it was for a character I was writing without letting her know that it’s an OC because I’m not willing to be cringe with an audience. My mother, however, liked the character and his story after I explained him a little, and she told me to get it to 50k-75k words and she’d edit it and send it to publishers. So, in a whacky turn of events like that of a 2000’s Disney movie that I’m too hot to watch, I am now writing an entire novel so she doesn’t find out that my character is an OC for a silly little show about gay people. Why is my life this fucking weird?

The Girl’s Guide to Hunting and Fishing

I got this book at a thrift store–which is a great practice on its own, just got a school textbook for less than $5.00—I didn’t get it thinking it was about Hunting and Fishing, but as I believed that it would be about raising strong women; but that it wasn’t either and I’m not going to lie, the reviews are right, this book is a bit of a mess but overall it reminds me a bit of Freaks and Geeks where it’s messy and authentic.

First on the mess, it doesn’t help and is unnecessary, the majority of the story is believed to be from one person’s point of view, but two chapters (one told from a character connected to the “main character”, and one not) are told from different people’s points of view. As the “main character” who actually isn’t depicted as the main character or is always portrayed the same but has memories from the earlier chapters—it’s the best you can go. This is confusing, and when I read this book the second time it was early in the second chapter that I remembered—oh right, this is why this book was annoying and confusing. But while poorly formatted and executed, that’s not really all that important, overall the story is snippets of most girls struggles with her personal romantic relationships, navigating different adult relationship as she gets older and changes, figuring out what she wants with her relationships and her changing relationship with her family.

What’s also crucial, and does make it a good story for young adult women and older, is that the love stories aren’t fairy-tale, they’re realistic. Loving someone you broke up with, how much pain can one handle or one should handle in a relationship, the weirdness of not wanting what you know is probably best for you, breaking up with your best friend; it’s not some dramatics of other books: woman finds herself after divorce, found her fiancé cheating, just got a makeover and became the ‘hot girl’ in school. It’s all the other parts of love, the common and more dramatic, heartbreaking and confusing stuff that there is no right answer for.

I’ve read this story a few times—and I still don’t get the title (really, it does not come up in the book, I’ve checked) but what’s great about it is that it’s accurate, and how you do feel the mess you’re in, isn’t unique to you—you’re not alone in feeling alone, even if no situation matches yours.

Rambling about this beloved comfort ship of mine:

( My thoughts on this rq )I love this, but I'm also scared. I'm not sure how the creator would feel about this. I personally don't think she cares. I could be completely wrong, but I think she said something about ppl can ship whatever they want, though it most likely won't become canon as long as it makes them happy.( She said something about this in the discord server)

Okay, actually talking about this:

How would that even work? As much as I love it, how would it work out before and after the end of Act 1. Idk if we're talking about before the events of Act 1.

• I feel they'd probably go on fishing trips, and oliver probably fell out of the boat at least ONCE Rocky had to pull him out and he was just lying on the boat wet until he was able to dry off and move again. Rocky still jokes about that till this day

• they'd also just fish at the dock where the shack is.

• Rocky used to sometimes help oliver on the farm whenever help was needed. He quickly stopped doing that after he realized he'd been stepping on some of the crops

• Since Rocky wishes he could play an instrument oliver offers to give him piano lessons but Rocky declines he'd much rather listen to oliver play the piano every now and then than potentially getting brain damage trying to read music sheets.

• Not sure what type of corny ahh nicknames they'd give each other as jokes or something, but Rocky would call oliver something among the nickname fish chip(maybe?)

• Oliver vaguely talked to veena about it during tea parties or other activities they'd do together

• Charlotte would be hanging out with rocky sometimes, whether it's standing near the dock or playing tetherball with him. And I think she'd catch on pretty quickly. She couldn't wait for her friends to come back so she could tell all her friends about this

• while oliver does feel a bit threatened by Rocky due to his size. All Rocky really just is, is a giant teddy bear.

• as a gift, if oliver remembers, whenever he and veena are done with their tea parties, oliver brings Rocky 1-3 jars of honey🍯.

• Veena would often notice oliver sweeping around the same patch of grass mindlessly before realizing why and pestering him about it.

• Occasionally, oliver would join Rocky in his naps. He's still very careful around Rocky, though.

Guys, what if I just-

What if I just Yap about my forsaken oc

* Breathes in aggressively*

HERE:

Name: Blak3(Blake)

Gender: Male

Age: 10-11

•Part of the spawn cult

• Father died when he was a pill baby

• Used to play with c00lkidd on playgrounds prior to the forsaken realm

• Always talked about his cult to his friends(his mother told him it was the right thing to do)

• favorite dessert is Turkish delight

• The last two remaining pepole in his family are his mom & sister

• tries to act all nonchalant but can't really hide his emotions easily

• Only knows two time because he met them in the Forsaken realm

• 007n7 used to have him come in his house whenever there was harsh weather outside. And he and c00lkidd would eat pizza and play video games(or whatever little boys do, idk💔💔💔)

• one of the only survivors who trusts 007n7 during the events of forsaken

After forsaken(/Teenage era):

Name: Blak3

Gender: Male

Age:16

•Always sticks by 007n7's side no matter what. He's become like a father to him

• Sounds a lot more dreadful nowadays

• Left the spawn cult(believes it was nothing more than a trick by a certain someone

• Lives with 007n7 & c00lkidd now

• Sleeps on the same mattress as c00lkidd( not in a weird way dw dw). He refuses to leave his side now(JUST TO CLARIFY IMAGINE THIS AS SHARING A BED WITH YOUR INGURED FRIEND BECAUSE YOUR HOUSE IS LOW ON ACTUAL PLACES TO SLEEP LMBO) Either that or bro sleeps in the tub/gen

• Lots of scars

• Doesn't talk to his family or anyone within the spawn cult anymore

• Doesn't eat a lot

• Favorite drink is PURE milk

• wears the same clothes for weeks

• usually wears tight clothing

• You'd think c00lkidd growing up to be a teen he'd act different(Barley), so I'd like to it'd be very hard for n7 & Blak3 to keep up with him. That's the kind of thing that happens when you're two dreadfully tired people and live with an energetic red teen

Also giggling rn bc his human ver kinda looks like Anya from mouthwashing.

Yeah, this is cringe, gross, and disgusting, but whatever, I guess.

His storyline is really peak, guys. I just explained it poorly.💔💔💔

I'm thinking about posting that "grambell family" au fanfic I've had for a while(I had lots of time to re-work it)

Older henry doodle cause im bored. Ignore how out of place his left eye is pls

I'm going insane.

Small info on him:

•The constant ringing has damaged his circuts and wires over time

• scared of leaving the kids around frankie ( I wonder why)

I'd like to say that henry & frankie had / took care of Hannah during their 20s so you can imagine just how much of a nightmare that was especially since neither of them knew how to take care of a child + they were already annoyed at the kids at the parkour palace. I don't really know how to explain it in this au once again they kinda live in the parkour palace? That's very hard for me to explain for some reason?

Alright bye bye guys beep boop bop or whatever👽✌️

Lego movie 2 au(WARNING LOTS OF YAPPING AHEAD):

This is mostly an au based around the systar system

Everything is pretty much the same

Expect the queen adopted Mayhem when she was really little

And Raised her to become a princess originally until mayhem got a bit older and told her mom she wanted to be a general or smth idk

Susan and the ice cream cone supervised the queen while raising MINI mayhem(baby or toddler nickname, hehe)

When batman and waterva got married, mayhem wasn't really happy/ sure about it(along with susan & ice cream cone)

Both had their own reasons why they weren't sure about the wedding

However, Susan's was a bit selfish

Lucy & the queen are more like sisters who don't get along a lot AT ALL-

In This au, the queen is also known as:

The mother of the systar system. Due to her treating all the aliens duplos ect like her very own children.

Susan & mayhem HATE Batman

mayhem's Reason is more like:

My mom is a strong independent queen blah blah blah.

Susan is just jealous, ig

Mayhem and Robin are siblings(YAYYY)

Mayhem is still learning how to warm up to humans

The queen is still very uncomfortable around apocalypseburgers (as she calls them)

So here's my take on human henry Hotline. It's more of a concept design. Btw I NEED some more ideas on human henry, so if you guys have any pls let me know. Also, here's astro bc I will be posting Dandy's world stuff soon.

MEET: Hannah Hotline(fanchild) is based off of one of those toy telephones.

Btw she wants to be Magician just like her dad.This is kinda cringe ANYWAYS Yea that's all I'll draw a more clean version of her later so yall can see it better.

undortunately, spock might actually be a little cringe :(

I met Spock and he thought I was cringe. :’(((

British boy enjoying British tea

[I did this in a hurry, so it looks like shit]

Steve: This shit busin' busin' fr. No cap 🧢

Chris: Don't say that… that's cringe.

Steve: Okay boomer😒.

Rahhh gonna kill myself I decided to wear a dog collar yesterday because I wanted to, in a emo way, because god forbid I like the way it looks, and now I'm realizing that it was a shit idea and very cringe and embarrassing, god. Dying.

My cringiest moments - 1

When I was in the elementary school, at the end of the year we could bring in a CD and do kareoke with the music you brought.

I only had one CD that I knew of, the one the played my lullabies at night (that one baby Kenny Loggins CD, return to POOH CORNER)

So I brought it in and since technology sucks we couldn’t really skip songs, so I was like, k cool, I’ll just sing the first song. But I don’t really know the words,

Like at all

So there I stand, with this random guy from my table that I forced to stand beside me, mumbling the tunes until it hits the chorus

I scream out “ALL THE PRETTY LITTLE PONIES”

Then it goes back to the verses and I just start to play an air piano while the entire class has to watch me jamming on the imaginary keys for the next 3 minutes.

Gosh did I have such blind confidence

i created yet another silly :>

i'm currently working on animating them

no speedpaint 'cause i drew it in photoshop :P

the one below is the full image, but it has very bright colours, so i don't want to hurt anyone's eyes o-o

I already miss him so much.

SUCCESSION (2018-2023) Jeremy Strong as Kendall Roy

You're the man, Mr Roy. You're the man.

I headcanon Whimsy that he gets pin feathers(if you don’t know what that is, it’s just the process of a feather developing, while it’s developing, it’ll have a smooth silky covering so that the blood that is forming the new feather. Once it’s done developing, the covering becomes dry and chalky and can be very uncomfortable if not removed.) I basically headcanon this on any character that has feathers attached to their body so….

Here’s some art of this headcanon

For birds, pruning(generally getting old pin feathers removed) can be very relaxing for them when done by another (mainly on the head). I know damn well Whimsy can reach the back of his head but I feel like he’d prefer Angel doing :)

@urbanqhoul