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chronicbrainfarts

Sharkshitter

He/Him Eddie Munson fan boy ftm

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chronicbrainfarts
1 month ago

“oh it’s so misogynistic to headcanon female characters are transmasc”

wrong! more trans men and mascs in fiction, and every time you complain i forcemasc another fictional girl. i’m taking Sakura from Naruto next.

chronicbrainfarts
1 month ago

"women are always like—"

"men are always like—"

shut up shut up shut up shut up shutupshutupshutupsHUT UP 🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄 gender essentialism-hating herd of cows running you over

chronicbrainfarts
2 months ago

Can we all please agree that being talked through it is easily the hottest thing during sex or even teasing...

"thats it just like that"

"such a good boy for me yeah?"

"you take me so well.."

"look at me... That's it.. let go.."

"look at me when I fuck you."

"yeah you want that?"

"use your words darling"

"thats it just let me take care of you."

"tell me what you want"

"tell me what I'm doing to you"

"look at this? Look how hard and wet you are"

"so soft..."

Like... Guys... I think I'd genuinely cum on the spot if someone held my chin and asked me to use my words... Just saying

chronicbrainfarts
2 months ago
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chronicbrainfarts
3 months ago

Daily reminder that :

-Validating a trans person's manhood only when you want to exclude them from certain communities is not being a trans ally.

-Validating a trans person's manhood only when you want to make them seen inherently predatory towards women is not being a trans ally.

-Validating a trans person's manhood only when you want to make comments such as ''eww...why would you want to be a man...?'' or ''k!ll all men,including trans men'' is not being a trans ally.

-Validating a trans person's manhood only when you want to talk about how they inherently have ''male privileges'' over women is not being a trans ally.

-Validating a trans person's manhood only when you want to exclude them from conversations about misogyny or reproductive rights is not being a trans ally.

chronicbrainfarts
3 months ago
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chronicbrainfarts
3 months ago

Dude what I would give to just be pet. To have someone sit and absent mindedly caress me and occasionally call me his good boy as he does whatever else he’s doing while I sit across his lap. Essentially I just want to be an actual dog.

[especially if he’s trans and it turns into nasty debased dirty unholy t4t gay sex]

chronicbrainfarts
3 months ago

I treat this like my own jeremy renner app

chronicbrainfarts
3 months ago
chronicbrainfarts
3 months ago

Mouth on bulge through the fabric. You agree. Reblog

chronicbrainfarts
4 months ago

being paranoid is funny bc like well what if i'm right

chronicbrainfarts
5 months ago

man hating will never be progressive. you can't take terf shit and slap a rainbow coat of paint on it and act like it's somehow now based and woke and pro queer rights. snap out of it.

chronicbrainfarts
5 months ago

The only trans guy in the "girls, gays, and theys" club who also spent a majority of his transition self-censoring to make sure he was as small and non-threatening as he could possible be about to experience the biggest boner-euphoria combo of his life: Force masc? What's that?

chronicbrainfarts
5 months ago

oh the poetry of punks and their patches. this one is for the band that got me through 9th grade, this one’s is a matching one i didn’t realize the first boy i loved kept on his vest when we didn’t talk for years, this is a piece of lace i found on the ground, this is the backside of one of the first ones i made, this one my brother made me, this is a precious memory, this is a shared commitment, this is my heart on my sleeve. this is my soul that i wear around this is a tapestry of the ppl i’ve loved.

chronicbrainfarts
5 months ago

"autistic couples are so cute!! their little relationships are so adorable🥺" u would not say this if u saw the sex we have

chronicbrainfarts
6 months ago

the "haha funny piss kink joke" to "wet yourself on my cock while dry humping" pipeline


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chronicbrainfarts
6 months ago

does anyone want to shove my face into the pillow and pound me with your strap until i cry. cricket noises

chronicbrainfarts
6 months ago
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chronicbrainfarts
6 months ago

for anyone whos wondering my current sexuality is gay with like 2 exceptions

i could also be bi but heterophobic towards myself. cant decide but all i know is women are on thin fucking ice.

chronicbrainfarts
6 months ago

Hey, don’t cry. Trans men and trans women holding hands forever, okay?

chronicbrainfarts
6 months ago

Hello I'd like to order sleepy cuddles with a side of inappropriate touching please

chronicbrainfarts
6 months ago

movies used to have girls with no bra

chronicbrainfarts
6 months ago

t girls love posting on tumblr!

chronicbrainfarts
6 months ago
chronicbrainfarts
8 months ago
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chronicbrainfarts
8 months ago

jay edit thingy yes,,, [don’t mind the the end TikTok thing,,]


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chronicbrainfarts
8 months ago

petplay? oh you mean that kink for burnt-out neurodivergent people with abandonment issues who need simple easy directions and assurance that the person giving them will still be there at the end of the night. yeah i got you i know what you're talking about

chronicbrainfarts
8 months ago
Three Cheers For Sweet Jam
Three Cheers For Sweet Jam
Three Cheers For Sweet Jam

three cheers for sweet jam

chronicbrainfarts
9 months ago

anti-porn in art people are scary to me and are just thinly veiled puritans and queer/transphobes underneath. "it's not just ew sex gross" sex repulsion (which is valid) but people who go out of their way to say for example, furry porn, is the the reason why the west is degenerating or their version of "porn" could include queer folks existing, especially trans folks in art and would call for a ban on that type of artwork or media because it's "woke propaganda think of the children". people often forget smut is an expression of self just like any other type of art.

when you throw porn artists under the bus, especially queer ones, think about what I said up top.

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