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So that's what sent her to our OR.
JINX!!! I GIT A LOLLIPOP!! I was eating it and it had a razor blade in it 😔😔😔 I'm really sad and my mouth hurts cuz I just ate it
uhh, you ate a razor blade? how did it even get in there?
listen, i’m not really the fix-it type when it comes to… people. i’m better at breaking ‘em. you should probably tell ekko. or maybe a piltie. you probably need a doctor or something. where are you?
We don't know what kind of you we're dealing. It could be one like Jinx, I wouldn't risk it.
Wait im Vi but if your Vi and. Sjvnifuvnwopifv noiwfnviwdfnfv0 iuwen0divp2n
what?! I- uh.. hi Vi? Violet? What do you go by? This.. is this the time travel alternate universe shit that Ekko was talking about.
@timetravelsuckz what do I do?!?!
One word.
RUN
Wait im Vi but if your Vi and. Sjvnifuvnwopifv noiwfnviwdfnfv0 iuwen0divp2n
what?! I- uh.. hi Vi? Violet? What do you go by? This.. is this the time travel alternate universe shit that Ekko was talking about.
@timetravelsuckz what do I do?!?!
Building C, third door on the left.
EKKO. If someone were to have accidentally consumed a razor blade what would they do in this situation?
Get them to sickbay, I already called a stretcher for you-I mean THEM. Gert 'll get it out.
Head about three blocks south of the last drop. It looks like a bookshop. Pick me up some Indica.
So @onlyvika keeps complaining that im smoking all of her Marijuana, but won't tell me where to buy her more.
Will you help me?
I know a few places, but I want a bit for myself. Take it or leave it.
It almost did, I only know of at least once. Without getting into the whole time travel debacle.
they hate me for my girlish whimsy and also the killing
You know he's too much of a toddler not too. Even with his whole. . . Thing... whatever it is.
they hate me for my girlish whimsy and also the killing
What the actual fuck did I walk into.
But that does explain the weird boxes Jayce said he saw in your room....
they hate me for my girlish whimsy and also the killing
Don't make me answer that. I don't want any of the smoke..
Everone is saying that I'm weird and need "theaphry" whenever I show em Mr body
The hate this man gets 😔😔
...
You do need therapy
It's a new system they voted on implementing, and don't think I've exactly given up on dragging you to one.
I'm working on getting Vi and her manipulative girlfriend, excuse me, WIFE, into couples therapy.
everybidy is making fun of mr body.and saying I need a "intervention"
I think he's beautiful 😔
SWEET MOTHER OF JANNA
Yeah, no. Ronnie, get some help. I'm booking you an appointment with one of our therapists...
𝐈 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐭𝐨𝐥𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐚 𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐰𝐡𝐨𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐢𝐬 𝐢𝐧 𝐚 𝐫𝐨𝐥𝐞 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐲, (𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐢𝐬) 𝐝𝐨𝐰𝐧.
o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o
Jinx - @vile-villainess @jynxthatsme
(The girl I can't ask out without her trying to blow herself up.)
Vi (Violet) - @bruisedandbeloved @violetkiramman12345
(The older sister that I can now actually talk back to.)
Caitlym - @piltovers-sweetest-cupcake @tismrizzzandrifles
(Ex-dictator that i'm 90% sure has some form of autism)
Mel - @themedarda
(A walking thirst trap.)
Viktor - @askviktor
(Iron man V.2)
Sevika - @onlyvika
(The only older woman I will actually throw hands with.)
Isha - @jinxbutsmol @jinxsbabyy
(A somewhat tolerable ankle biter.)
Ran - @ranofzaun
(Seraphine's not so secret crush.)
Ronnie - @firelightsronnie
(Crackhead of the organization.)
o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o
(Non-Cannon. Characters)
Ein - @einthezaunite
(Insits that he is dog-man with a hammer.)
Seraphine - @minisevika
(Sevika's little brat.)
Winter - @black-pearl-the-femme-fatale
(The one sister that reminds Benzo of her mother.)
Noelle - @dreamynoelle
(Sevika's scary wife.)
o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o
I have another account which I post random opinions or art - @sl3epingw1thsh0rks
An Ekko rp blog, I have old ooc stuff (out of character) and I might post other ooc stuff on this page. Feel free to ask questions or dm me random stuff.
Have a fan-fucking-tastic day!
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