Don't Make Me Answer That. I Don't Want Any Of The Smoke..

You know he's too much of a toddler not too. Even with his whole. . . Thing... whatever it is.

they hate me for my girlish whimsy and also the killing

I'll pass, I can take no well, unlike you.

dear vi,

no lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponential, logarithmic, while i gasp for air, scream and see the light, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cow girl, doggy, backwards, forwards, sideways, upside down, on the floor, in the bed, on the couch, on a chair, being carried against the wall, outside, in a train, on a plane, in the car, on a motorcycle, the bed of a truck, on a trampoline, in a bounce house, in the pool, bent over, in the basement, against the window, have the most toe curling, back arching, leg shaking, pussy throbbing, fist clenching, ear ringing, mouth drooling, ass clenching, nose sniffling, eye watering, eye rolling, hip thrusting, earthquaking, sheet gripping, knuckles cracking, jaw dropping, hair pulling. teeth jitterbug, mind boggling, soul snatching, overstimulating, vile, sloppy, moan inducing, heart wrenching, spine tingling, back breaking, atrocious, gushy, creamy, beastly, lip biting, gravity defying, nail biting, sweaty, feet kicking, mind blowing, body shivering, orgasmic, bone breaking, world ending, black hole creating, universe destroying, devious, scrumptious, amazing, delightful, delectable, unbelievable, body numbing, bark worthy, can’t walk, head nodding, soul evaporating, volcano erupting, sweat rolling, voice cracking, trembling, sheets soaked, hair drenched, flabbergasting, lip locking, skin peeling, eyelash removing, eye widening, pussy popping, nail scratching, back cuts, spectacular, brain cell desolving, hair ripping, show stopping, magnificent, unique, extraordinary, splendid, phenomenal, mouth foaming, heavenly, awakening, devils tangos, she could put a nuclear bomb inside me and id still ride

no lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponential, logarithmic, while i gasp for air, scream and see the light, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cow girl, doggy, backwards, forwards, sideways, upside down, on the floor, in the bed, on the couch, on a chair, being carried against the wall, outside, in a train, on a plane, in the car, on a motorcycle, the bed of a truck, on a trampoline, in a bounce house, in the pool, bent over, in the basement, against the window, have the most toe curling, back arching, leg shaking, pussy throbbing, fist clenching, ear ringing, mouth drooling, ass clenching, nose sniffling, eye watering, eye rolling, hip thrusting, earthquaking, sheet gripping, knuckles cracking, jaw dropping, hair pulling. teeth jitterbug, mind boggling, soul snatching, overstimulating, vile, sloppy, moan inducing, heart wrenching, spine tingling, back breaking, atrocious, gushy, creamy, beastly, lip bitting, gravity defying, nail biting, sweaty, feet kicking, mind blowing, body shivering, orgasmic, bone breaking, world ending, black hole creating, universe destroying, devious, scrumptious, amazing, delightful, delectable, unbelievable, body numbing, bark worthy, can’t walk, head nodding, soul evaporating, volcano erupting, sweat rolling, voice cracking, trembling, sheets soaked, hair drenched, flabbergasting, lip locking, skin peeling, eyelash removing, eye widening, pussy popping, nail scratching, back cuts, spectacular, brain cell desolving, hair ripping, show stopping, magnificent, unique, extraordinary, splendid, phenomenal, mouth foaming, heavenly, awakening, devils tangos, she could put a nuclear bomb inside me and i’d still ride

*inhales*

no lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponential, logarithmic, while i gasp for air, scream and see the light, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cow girl, doggy, backwards, forwards, sideways, upside down, on the floor, in the bed, on the couch, on a chair, being carried against the wall, outside, in a train, on a plane, in the car, on a motorcycle, the bed of a truck, on a trampoline, in a bounce house, in the pool, bent over, in the basement, against the window, have the most toe curling, back arching, leg shaking, pussy throbbing, fist clenching, ear ringing, mouth drooling, ass clenching, nose sniffling, eye watering, eye rolling, hip thrusting, earthquaking, sheet gripping, knuckles cracking, jaw dropping, hair pulling. teeth jitterbug, mind boggling, soul snatching, overstimulating, vile, sloppy, moan inducing, heart wrenching, spine tingling, back breaking, atrocious, gushy, creamy, beastly, lip bitting, gravity defying, nail biting, sweaty, feet kicking, mind blowing, body shivering, orgasmic, bone breaking, world ending, black hole creating, universe destroying, devious, scrumptious, amazing, delightful, delectable, unbelievable, body numbing, bark worthy, can’t walk, head nodding, soul evaporating, volcano erupting, sweat rolling, voice cracking, trembling, sheets soaked, hair drenched, flabbergasting, lip locking, skin peeling, eyelash removing, eye widening, pussy popping, nail scratching, back cuts, spectacular, brain cell desolving, hair ripping, show stopping, magnificent, unique, extraordinary, splendid, phenomenal, mouth foaming, heavenly, awakening, devils tangos, she could put a nuclear bomb inside me and i'd still ride.

You got it. 💀💀

Haha, look what I got my hands on.

Come get your shit boy genius! @timetravelsuckz

*The indignant grumble of a short man child.*

@bruisedandbeloved help. @vile-villainess and @jinxbutsmol have vandalized my face.

I beg to differ 'mate'.

"Yes, you very much do."

*Pulls ziplocks out of seemingly nowhere.*

What's the best type of plastic to eat, like taste wise. Asking for a friend, totally not stoned off my ass.

why TF are you asking me? Do I look like someone who eats plastic on her spare time............

The green part of ziplock bags.Delicous

( now gimme some)

Stank eye

𝐈 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐭𝐨𝐥𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐚 𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐰𝐡𝐨𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐢𝐬 𝐢𝐧 𝐚 𝐫𝐨𝐥𝐞 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐲, (𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐢𝐬) 𝐝𝐨𝐰𝐧.

o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o

Jinx - @vile-villainess

(The girl I can't ask out without her trying to blow herself up.)

Vi (Violet) - @bruisedandbeloved

(The older sister that I can now actually talk back to.)

Caitlym - @piltovers-sweetest-cupcake

(Ex-dictator that i'm 90% sure has some form of autism)

Viktor - @askviktor

(Iron man V.2)

Sevika - @onlyvika

(The only older woman I will actually throw hands with.)

Isha - @jinxbutsmol

(A somewhat tolerable ankle biter.)

o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o

(Non-Cannon. Characters)

Seraphine - @minisevika

(Sevika's little brat.)

Winter - @black-pearl-the-femme-fatale

(The one sister that reminds Benzo of her mother.)

Noelle - @dreamynoelle

(Sevika's scary wife.)

o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o

Officially dead

-⧖

Yes.

Don't do it.

Is scar fluffy. I need to know for uh. Science.

Technically, depends on which part of him. Back fur along the spine would likely be coarse and rough, fur around the belly area would be softer. His mane would be too, albeit very greasy from the looks of it.

@bruisedandbeloved help. @vile-villainess and @jinxbutsmol have vandalized my face.

Going to pet scar, if I end up with a broken rib oh wellll

@onlyvika @dreamynoelle

Your kid thinks it's going to be fun to try and pet a live lion. As much as I hate you Sevika I won't take it out on the kid.