You Know He's Too Much Of A Toddler Not Too. Even With His Whole. . . Thing... Whatever It Is.

The one thing we can agree on.

@vile-villainess

Did you really? @piltovers-sweetest-cupcake how long of showers do you Pilties take?

*I nod solemnly as if that makes perfect sense to the world.*

"They tried to elect CherryBottom as mayor." My voice seems a little sad, as if staving off tears like a child.

EKK GAVE ME WEED 😜😜😜😜😜yippee....

@timetravelsuckz .. you wanna explain or are you high as a kite too? I can't believe I'm trying to play grown up.. what kind of bullshit is this..

I have absolutely zero idea.

This is why I wish I could self destruct.

@onlyvika @piltovers-sweetest-cupcake @bruisedandbeloved @jinxbutsmol @vile-villainess @rio-specimen @ranofzaun @einthezaunite @minisevika @black-pearl-the-femme-fatale

"Only about ten minutes, I'm sure that Winter would have probably bashed her head in by then."

It's a witch AND a ginger ⬆️

WE SHOULD BURN HER! 😡 🔥😈

@zauns-fav-firelight @timetravelsuckz @piltovers-sweetest-cupcake @bruisedandbeloved

"Alright, I got it set up."

@vile-villainess

"You think you might be able to get the enforcers off our back for a bit?" Ekko gives her a questioningly innocent look that seems very out of place considering that @orange-war-criminal is tied up and wriggling against a large log.

It's a witch AND a ginger ⬆️

WE SHOULD BURN HER! 😡 🔥😈

@zauns-fav-firelight @timetravelsuckz @piltovers-sweetest-cupcake @bruisedandbeloved

I stayed silent for a good minute. Mulling over the fact she was asking me of all people for help. "What about it?"

“We need to talk.” Jinx is sitting on his desk as he enters his room in the Firelight base. She’s got one arm around her shins while she inspects a broken piece of a small engine. She looks up. “Relax, jumpy.”

@vile-villainess

I mumbled something incoherent as I rubbed at my temples. Letting out a loud sigh I shut the door behind me, flopping down into the black leather chair that Jinx and Isha always seemed hellbent on decorating.

"This is either going to go impossibly good or horrendously bad."

When I realized that I had to fight my own battles as you got shoved into a stone box.

𝐈 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐭𝐨𝐥𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐚 𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐰𝐡𝐨𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐢𝐬 𝐢𝐧 𝐚 𝐫𝐨𝐥𝐞 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐲, (𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐢𝐬) 𝐝𝐨𝐰𝐧.

o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o

Jinx - @vile-villainess

(The girl I can't ask out without her trying to blow herself up.)

Vi (Violet) - @bruisedandbeloved

(The older sister that I can now actually talk back to.)

Caitlym - @piltovers-sweetest-cupcake

(Ex-dictator that i'm 90% sure has some form of autism)

Viktor - @askviktor

(Iron man V.2)

Sevika - @onlyvika

(The only older woman I will actually throw hands with.)

Isha - @jinxbutsmol

(A somewhat tolerable ankle biter.)

o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o

(Non-Cannon. Characters)

Seraphine - @minisevika

(Sevika's little brat.)

Winter - @black-pearl-the-femme-fatale

(The one sister that reminds Benzo of her mother.)

Noelle - @dreamynoelle

(Sevika's scary wife.)

o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o

Officially dead

-⧖

Nah, compared to you? I'm pretty sure I have the high horse.

Is this anything

I still was, I just didn't have my hoverboard.

ARCANE LEAGUE OF LEGENDS: 1x01 - "Welcome to the Playground" ↳ "Uh, this weirdo came into the shop. Bought a whole bunch of stuff Benzo only keeps there for display. He paid in gold and didn't even haggle. I charged him double price. Sucker."

"Bit of both." I gave her a shrug. "She's stained a pair permanently purple. Not the worst to happen."

“We need to talk.” Jinx is sitting on his desk as he enters his room in the Firelight base. She’s got one arm around her shins while she inspects a broken piece of a small engine. She looks up. “Relax, jumpy.”

@vile-villainess

I mumbled something incoherent as I rubbed at my temples. Letting out a loud sigh I shut the door behind me, flopping down into the black leather chair that Jinx and Isha always seemed hellbent on decorating.

"This is either going to go impossibly good or horrendously bad."