Blumbridge - Blog Posts
I have nothing to say except I’m not sorry 😔🙌
Dolores Umbridge was a raging bitch with a good girl teacher's pet persona during her time in Hogwarts and since Regulus Black couldn't stand her nosy ass poking in every direction he decided to fuck her and make a whore out of her to teach her a lesson. Little did he knew Jane was actually into hardcore and they started to test each other's limits and fast forward they got into BDSM and then they fell in love somehow but since she's a half blood he broke it off with her because his family wouldn't allow him to marry a blood traitor and then he tragically dies and Dolores becomes sad and broken and yes your honor it's cannon because I said so.
Dolores Umbridge was a raging bitch with a good girl teacher's pet persona during her time in Hogwarts and since Regulus Black couldn't stand her nosy ass poking in every direction he decided to fuck her and make a whore out of her to teach her a lesson. Little did he knew Jane was actually into hardcore and they started to test each other's limits and fast forward they got into BDSM and then they fell in love somehow but since she's a half blood he broke it off with her because his family wouldn't allow him to marry a blood traitor and then he tragically dies and Dolores becomes sad and broken and yes your honor it's cannon because I said so.
dolores black has a nice ring to it methinks
Just saw someone say this ship absolutely makes no sense and I went to their account and saw they were a jegulus shipper. Girl get a grip.
the only person Regulus Arcturus Black was having a secret relationship with during his fifth year was halfblood Dolores Jane Umbridge
Thousand times better than whatever the fuck Jegulus is. Someone pls write a fic of them imao it'll be hilarious.
guys regulus and umbridge are so perfect for each other
they’re both evil little shits who like to pretend that they’re the heroes of the story and the victims of their situations even though every awful thing they did was a conscious choice! they’re made for each other!!
IDK bro I really hate fanon Regulus and the only person he deserves as his lover is Umbridge because they are both horrible people and insufferable ❤️. Nothing is more satisfying than seeing two horrible people loving each other for purely selfish reasons imao.
I might as well start writing one-woman shows at this point.