IDK Bro I Really Hate Fanon Regulus And The Only Person He Deserves As His Lover Is Umbridge Because

I may hate jeg*lus with my whole fucking heart but I'm totally on board with the Gilderat cologne lore making everyone go batshit insane

BRING THAT SHIT ONNNN YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Fucking losers, no wonder they are brothers HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA

something so hilarious about Sirius thinking he's SOO smart trying to outsmart Voldemort by picking Peter but it actually kills James and Lily instead while he goes to prison

Or Regulus thinking he's SOO smart trying to backstab Voldemort but it actually does nothing to him, helped him if anything, and it made it worse for everyone else for over a decade

what a fucking pair😭

The og Sirius and Remus honestly, whenever I try to picture them these 2 always come first and foremost

I understand people making/wanting a fancast for the Marauders but look how cool David Thewlis and Gary Oldman were

Thanks for coming to my TED talk

There's NO WAY James and Sirius didn't got nasty in those brooms closet. I'll bet my entire fortune on this honestly. Like bro, prongsfoot is SOO canon. Have you SEEN Sirius interacting in such intimate way with anybody other than James? Gotta love mah boyz.

y’all are so delusional if you think regulus would be more important to james than sirius

YASSSSSS BI4BI/ SLUT4SLUT SAINTSTAR I HEAVILY FW

"IS THERE ANYBODY WHO THINKS SIRIUS AND MARY WOULD ACTUALLY MAKE A GREAT PAIR ??!" I scream into nothingness as my voice echoes through the chamber of the asylum they've put me in- " OR REGULUS BEING AROACE ??!!"

"ANYBODY??! PLEASE, ANSWER ME-" I thrash in my bindings, scratching my skin in the process, tired and worn out , lungs bleeding inside but heart aching with foolish hope that SaintStar fandom is still alive.

"Just one person, one is enough, just-" I choke in my own words, unable to form a coherent word after being deprived of saintstar headcanons for so long. Maybe my fate is tied here, in this chamber, dying, alone again. The hope flicking slightly like a star in the enormous galaxy, far away, quite never reaching me.

It’s my birthday so I’m forcing people on my dash to look at my cat. I can’t afford to blaze it but please look at him. His name is Fionn!

A very kind soul has decided to blaze this post! And if you want to see more of Fionn, check out @fionn-the-cat

RIP Sirius Black, you would've loved Lana Del Rey

Art Deco by Lana del Rey is so Sirius coded. “You’re not mean, you’re just meant to be seen” like tell me this isn’t exactly him

I have nothing to say except I’m not sorry 😔🙌

*screaming about this standing on the top of a hill*

i hate the girlbossification of every single fictional woman i hate it with SUCH a passion this fake feminism literally makes real feminism and real concerns about how women are portrayed in media lose credibility i hate hate hate every popular fanon characterization of any woman ever