Okay so, stupid tired idea, WTTT Harry Potter AU. I know it's dumb BUT think about it, either they are still states and for some reason in the UK or they are like "normal" kids but they aren't normal at all.
I think though it would really only make sense to be the OG13 but maybe some others as well? I'm not really too sure but I do have a house list that I made ages ago.
New Jersey: Hufflepuff
New York: Gryffindor
New Hampshire: Gryffindor
Maine: Hufflepuff
Massachusetts: Slytherin
Vermont: Slytherin
Virginia: Ravenclaw
Connecticut: Ravenclaw
Pennsylvania: Gryffindor
Georgia: Hufflepuff
Florida: Slytherin
Louisiana: Ravenclaw
North Carolina: Slytherin
South Carolina: Gryffindor
Maryland: Hufflepuff
Delaware: Slytherin
Rhode Island: Gryffindor
I don't know, maybe it needs some work with these guys to make a bit more sense, pretty curious what others would think the states houses would be.
Like I know no idea why they would be going to Hogwarts but it would be funny for like 17 vaguely american students to just show up. Don't even ask me what their years would all be because I have no idea, that's up to y'all.
Darius: He's eliminating witnesses.
Aaron: If he's eliminating witnesses, why are Tori and I still alive?
Kai: You're not worth eliminating.
Tori and Aaron: We are so worth eliminating!
I just found the funniest font ever
Like. What is this. Why is this. Who is the target audience of this?
Akusaimonth: Berserk Mode Day 17: Prison
Strange, I just felt like - Nah, probably just my imagination.
Does anyone else think about how when Europe was terrified of witches among them people started killing cats because the thought the might be familiars, and the massacres of cats likely contributed to the boom in rodent populations which aided in the spread of the black plague.
Going insane over this, if you need me I’ll be gnawing at the bars of my enclosure