Autistic Rambling - Blog Posts
I noticed something in the new FF7 Rebirth trailer
Sephiroth reveals the nature of Jenova and her ability but why?
Sephiroth never even revealed Jenova like this in the OG as a part of his plan, so why is he doing this? Isn't revealing her nature the last thing Sephiroth wanted to do?
Here's what I think is happening, Sephiroth is being forced to work against Cloud. He traveled back in time, still tethered to Jenova, hoping to stop her and save the planet from whatever destiny it's tethered to (yet it also has consequences as we see in the alternative timeline)
Sephiroth is doing this of his own will
Yet he's still shackled to Jenova, so he needs Cloud's help in order to break free from her, but Jenova is taking advantage of Cloud's shattered mental state and false persona, so it's like a godly game of tug a war.
I think the Sephiroth who's manipulating Cloud and trying to convince him that Tifa isn't real is the past version of him from the OG, while the real Sephiroth, the one who we've been following all along, is trying to break free from destiny's grasp, stop Jenova and save the planet.
I could be wrong, and this is just a retelling of the OG, but I don't buy that one bit, especially when both the developers and part of the story say otherwise. Anyways, that's what I grabbed from this scene.
I'm sick and tired of these FF7 fans who want/say that the FF7R Trilogy will be 100% like the OG
Ok, but if the trilogy is the same as the OG, then why go all the way to add the characters defying destiny? Why add Zack being alive in some parallel universe? Why add Aerith and Sephiroth knowing more than they should?
I think it would be pretty pointless to have the characters defy LITERAL DESTINY only for events to play the same as the original. It just doesn't make any sense to me.
The developers of FF7R specifically said that NEW MYSTERIES would be added to the trilogy, yet the themes of the story and key plot events will remain intact, it will just play out way differently than the OG. Nearly everyone in the FF7 fandom, including popular influences, agrees that things in FF7R will be changed. Even the developers of Remake said many contradictory statements about the game being the same as OG.
I'm going to die on this hill and you cannot stop me.
As an American who is an agender demigirl, I deeply apologize for all the dystopian things my country is doing in regard to lbgtq people. American politics make me lose braincells every time I hear about it.
The LBGTQ community is welcome on my blog. This is a safe space.
Sephiroth wing headcannons
Sephiroth goes through molting season
He can not fly during this time, everything hurts, and feathers are everywhere. It's an absolute mess.
He normally molts outside in a place less crowded with people. God forbid feathers get all over his clothes.
Baths help with loosening up his feathers. He uses a natural body of water if he can find one, He may also bring a ton of blankets to keep his temperature stable.
He has to vacuum his room twice a week. That's how many feathers he sheds
His wing is sometimes extremely sensitive, and he hates it when it is touched. He doesn't want to be seen as vulnerable, so he mostly keeps it tucked in and only gets it out as needed.
Now, if someone tries to RESTRAIN Sephiroth's wing, then hoo boy, that's a different story. Do that to him, and a different side of Sephiroth will show.
He sleeps using his wing as a blanket
Sephiroth sometimes prefers to wear loose-fitting clothes or no clothes at all, especially during molting season, to give his wing more space.
Post Sonic Forces AU, where Sonic and a redeemed Infinite are living together under one roof
During the final Forces fight, Sonic defeats Infinite, and Infinite takes it upon himself to destroy the Phantom Ruby
But due to the amount of energy it took to destroy it, Infinite is now temporarily paralyzed, so Sonic has to help him regain his movement
Infinite also has memory loss, as he doesn't remember anything about the war, only bits and pieces of it.
He permanently has reality warping abilities, but his power is extremely unstable
Due to the amount of Phantom Ruby energy inside of him, Infinite tends to glitch in and out of existence sometimes. Fortunately, Tails is working on a solution to fix this problem.
Sonic's friends do take some time to warm up towards Infinite, but once they do, Infinite will finally know what it's like to have freinds again
Sonic and Infinite trauma bonding, enough said
Random Sonic headcanons because why not
Tails has a comic book collecting hobby, yet only Sonic knows about it. Sometimes, they like to make pillow forts together and read them at night, like a secret book club.
Speaking of book clubs, Amy is a very avid reader and has joined at least 5 book clubs in her lifetime
Knuckles doesn't know how to cook.
Metal Sonic is the same age as Sonic in Mobian years.
Eggman has absolutely no clue how to raise teenagers, especially if said teenager is a killer robot who had an emo phase and tried to take over the world once.
Infinite is known to howl like an actual jackal sometimes, but he only does this in private to spare the embarrassment
Infinite looks like a 20 year old but he's actually a teenager. That's because the Phantom Ruby made him act more mature
D I C
IM THE MARIO
eat. your. arms.
and then again,
GOGAGUGUAHGH GADI GTO THE MARIO
I. Am. God.
and then you know,
cOME ON, ITS TIME TO GO EAT THE DARIO
DOOD DO DO DO DOOTadduh
JUST, LIKE, THAT!
I mostly dont talk about serious things on here, but as an autistic american, I'm extremely disappointed with the way our government is treating transgender people. Now I'm not trans myself, but the more I hear about how delusional people in power can be, the more I want to move someplace else like Canada. But I'm not fully independent yet, so I can't do that.
Come on America, what happened to the whole land of the free thing? cause all I see is that some people aren't free to express themselves
This blog is a safe place for transgender people, and I welcome you all with open arms. Trans rights are human rights!
I cannot stop thinking about Cloud and Sephiroth jian bird symbolism.
A Jian bird is a mythical bird that possesses only one eye and one wing. We already see this in both Cloud and Sephiroth's Kingdom Hearts designs.
Another thing about Jian birds are that they are two halves of a whole, dark and light, yin and yang.
"These creatures are born imperfect, and they need to lean against each other and act as one in order to be able to fly. Their mutual dependence is eternal, lasting through death and rebirth."
This symbolism just SCREAMS Sefikura to me, like imagine the possibilities this has in store for the FF7R Trilogy.
And you know what they say, without their other half, someone is left feeling empty or should I say...hollow 👀
I JUST REALIZED THIS LIKE IM DYING SJHSVAVSVSVGSGSJSK 🤣💀
I need a Mario Movie sequel trailer where the Mario Bros are famous, everyone is happy, and Yoshi is there, but there is a new threat to the Mushroom Kingdom. We then cut to clawed hands playing a piano all while an orchestral score of Bowser's boss theme from 64 is playing in the background of some epic action packed scenes until it finally fades out and we see that it wasn't Bowser playing the piano at all but a familiar blue haired koopaling, he then shows a mischievous grin as it cuts to the logo.
My Mario Movie Review
⚠️Spoilers ahead!⚠️
I accidentally spoiled myself a few plot points cause some people online decided to post them and throw all this new info in my face, but that didn't stop me from enjoying the film.
Anyways, here's my review of the Mario Movie so let's a go!
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-Mario and Luigi were so wholesome together
-Bowser was amazing, I loved that he was evil just for the sake of being evil.
-BOWSER'S LOVE BALLAD ABSOLUTELY SLAPPED. I can see why the Koopalings got their names from musicians, my man Bowser can play a piano!
-Princess Peach's origin story was actually kinda cute! I love the idea of the Toads being her found family, the only question I have though is who are her parents?
-Bowser was a Bicon, enough said
-The blue koopa really became a blue shell and was never heard from again. I guess the blue shelled koopas are suicide bombers 💀
-I really wanted more Luigi screentime, but eh, it's enough for the first film I guess
-The Penguin King and DK also deserve more screentime, maybe we will see them in the sequal
-THE ORCHESTRAL MUSIC ABSOLUTELY SLAPPED, I NEED AN EXTENDED VERSION OF THAT SMW CASTLE THEME NOW
-Peach was one of my favorite characters in the film, she is so kind yet also badass.
-Peach choosing to marry Bowser for the sake of her kingdom and it's people was such a power move on her part
-I hated the fast pacing of the plot, but the movie scenes made up for it
-Overall, despite some criticisms I have, it's a really good movie, I rate it a 8.5/10
So I found out that the scene with Bowser on the piano I went feral over is actually a scene where Bowser is going to sing a love ballad about Peach.
So basically, Bowser has a crush on Peach and acts fruity towards Luigi, like the bisexual icon he is. I love Bowser even more now.
Thank you guys so much for making my Bowuigi headcanons blow up! I really appreciate all the attention you are bringing to my little blog! I post other things on my blog as well, so if you want to, feel free to check that stuff out. (I post the cringe sometimes)
Here's to more Bowuigi headcanons in the future!
My Koopaling gender and sexuality headcanons
Bowser Jr:Cisgender and straight
Morton:Nonbinary and Pansexual (He always refers to himself by his name and not with "I" or "Im" in the games)
Roy:Cisgender and Bisexual (leans more towards women)
Lemmy:Cisgender (likes feminine things) and homosexual
Ludwig:Cisgender and grey ace homoromantic
Larry:Demiboy and homosexual
Wendy:Cis and straight
Iggy:Agender demiboy (He/They/It mostly uses He/Him pronouns) and homosexual
Luigi bonding with the Koopalings is my new favorite Bowuigi troupe
Imagine the potential of Luigi and the Koopalings interacting, this can make for some really sweet or funny moments between them. Like I really need to see more of this in Bowuigi fics.
Luigi talking to the Koopalings:So uh, what do you guys like?
Wendy:*smiling* Men
Larry:Video games
Morton:Food, I really love food
Lemmy:THE CIRCUS! Oh, and fun!
Jr:Oh, Art for me!
Roy:The color pink! I think it's a manly color.
Ludwig:Classical music really soothes my soul~ 🎼
Luigi:Wow, I can't believe we have so much in common!
Iggy:*tapping the microphone* I'm autistic
Bowuigi prompt where Bowser entrusts Luigi with his adoptive son Ludwig to babysit for the night, and the two have a heart-to-heart conversation, that quickly turns into a bonding moment.
Luigi:So uh, do you have a type of woman that you're attracted to?
Ludwig:*whispering to himself* muscular men
Luigi:*thinking about Bowser* yeah I get the appeal
I AM GOING ABSOLUTELY FERAL OVER THIS SHOT. BOWSER CAN ACTUALLY PLAY THE PIANO!?
I bet this is where Bowser is going to have his flashy musical number about being all evil and stuff. I'm going to lose it (If it's the final boss music from Super Mario 64)
The third and final trailer for the Mario Movie was less epic than I thought it should be, but I got fire flower Donkey Kong and more Bowser scenes, so I'm sold.
MARIO MOVIE HYPE TRAIN! THE FINAL TRAILER, LET'S A GO!
ME!!! I WAS THE COOL AUTISTIC KID!!!
all the cool kids were obsessed with ancient Egypt at some point
Consider the following headcanon that Luigi and Cloud Strife sometimes bond with each other over their questionable crushes. I'm imagining Luigi just gushing over every aspect of Bowser while Cloud is just silently sitting there questioning his entire existence.
Luigi:Bowser is such a softy~!
Cloud:*grumbling* mhhh hmm, yeah like falling in love with a giant turtle dragon is normal
Luigi:Mmh hmm, yeah but is falling in love with a fallen angel considered a sin? *smirking*
Cloud Strife:*lovestruck panic* I don't know IS IT!?
Headcanon that sometimes Luigi helps with babysitting the Koopalings whenever Bowser needs it to be done (raising 8 kids all by himself is a huge job). Since Luigi is a plumber and works with technical stuff, I like to think that he helps Iggy work on his machines. Iggy isn't talkative at first. He prefers to work away from distractions and is extremely focused in his work (like ADHD-focused), but Luigi slowly allows Iggy to come out of his shell (pun intended).
Luigi listens to Iggy's info-dumping about science. He gets the whole machinery thing but he has no clue what Iggy is talking about science-wise. Sometimes the other Koopalings join in as well, and by joining in I mean Luigi trying to prevent them from doing mischief.
I would really want to know the general opinion about this topic. I respect all opinions so no need to come at me.
OC Profile:Schrodinger 📦🐈⬛️
Name:Schrodinger
Gender:Male
Age:18
Species:Human???/Quantum Being
Hair Color:Light blue
Eye Color:Dark blue
Sexuality:Homosexual
Personality:Laid back, cool, generous, prankster, serious, playful
Inspiration:Schrodinger's Cat thought experiment
His Powers
Schrodinger's powers are mostly based off of the Schrodinger's cat thought experiment (It's a bunch of quantum mechanics mumbo jumbo) to put it simply, Schrodinger can manipulate quantum energy, as well as wavelengths and quantum states. To put it simply, Schrodinger is both dead and alive until one of his quantum state collapses. Due to his uncanny abilities, he can do many things that quantum beings don't normally do, like clone himself or walk through walls. But due to his quantum powers, sometimes he becomes extremely unstable.
All about Quantum Beings
-Quantum Beings in a nutshell is a species that have special quantum abilities. They mostly tend to live inside the quantum realm but they can also live in our reality as well.
-Quantum Beings aren't "born" like normal humans are,instead they somehow just pop into existence (like how the Big Bang created the universe) Once popping into existence, Quantum Beings are a bit more developed than normal human babies, they mostly tend to wander off somewhere before gaining senses and information about the world around them.
-Quantum beings can 'die' but not in a way that humans do. When they 'die' their quantum state collapses. If it collapses beyond repair then they simply become deceased. Schrodinger is a special case because his quantum state is full of uncertainty.
-What makes Schrodinger special is that his quantum state is permanently blurred together in a mixture of probabilities, while normal Quantum Beings have a single fixed state, he is all states at once. That is unless he appears in the real world then it's a totally different scenario.
NO FREAKING WAY THE MARIO MOVIE ACTUALLY DID IT. THEY USED THE SUPER SHOW THEME
you know what to do @mezzorizahawkeye
I used to like Harry Potter but after the many controversies with the series and Hogwarts Legacy, I'm not supporting it anymore.
Screw this, Im making my OWN magic school taking place in a dark fantasy world with my OWN queer OC's and nobody can stop me from doing so.
Hello, I have to say that I love your edgy Infinite art, especially with all the references to infinity! I am so curious about your AU and would love to learn more about it.
-From a fellow Infinite fan
Awe ty!! First let me say I was so happy to see this in my inbox this morning :,] anyhow ask and you shall receive (-I’m horrible at explaining my thoughts, but hopefully I can explain them well enough )
Okay, so this is basically the project that would subsequently bring forth infinite’s creation and existence. The project itself was focused around, using the phantom ruby’s powers without having to worry about the phantom ruby’s on sentience, and thus its own motivations and etc.
Sidenote, here for the phantom ruby, I would imagine it being sort of like Ophiocordyceps unilateralis/zombie-ant fungus and Leucochloridium/zombie snail parasite in the way that it can bend the hosts mind and body to its own will or I guess would typically be able to.
Although the phantom ruby in this dimension is being held in very tight, confinement in which it can’t use its powers, and is very dull down. Of course these scientists or whoever still want to use its powers, so that’s what starts the experiments to make a life form able to control the phantom ruby powers without getting “possessed”.
Another side note about the ruby. I would say the ruby is a bit more uhh malevolent here when it finds a host over time as it gains more control over them the more of their life it drains… usually resulting in the host death.
Thus, as you probably imagine many, many "failed" experiments, but eventually they succeed (Kinda).. Infinite is definitely not fully what these scientists were hoping for, but most importantly, his body can withstand the phantom ruby’s power enough that it doesn’t result in him dying so they take what they got.
They have Infinite wearing inhibitors so the phantom ruby won’t take control of his mind and make him do, it’s bidding (also to dull the powers of the Ruby itself so if anything were to potentially go wrong they can still control infinite..) and you know everything is going well for the most part…
Though all things must come to an end and as time passes, the ruby is able to build up enough power to break through one of the inhibitors, and talk to infinite and start manipulating him. It doesn’t happen immediately, but eventually destruction, chaos, the fabric of reality breaking apart, you know, and infinite being OP because honestly he should’ve been.
Okay, I left out some stuff, mainly near the end simply bc I didn’t wanna rant too much and also I wrote the majority of this at three am.. but I hope I explained this well enough that you understand :,]
IM SCREAMING RIGHT NOW LET'S GOOOOOOOOOO MY MAN INFINITE! ♾️
