I accidentally spoiled myself a few plot points cause some people online decided to post them and throw all this new info in my face, but that didn't stop me from enjoying the film.
Anyways, here's my review of the Mario Movie so let's a go!
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-Mario and Luigi were so wholesome together
-Bowser was amazing, I loved that he was evil just for the sake of being evil.
-BOWSER'S LOVE BALLAD ABSOLUTELY SLAPPED. I can see why the Koopalings got their names from musicians, my man Bowser can play a piano!
-Princess Peach's origin story was actually kinda cute! I love the idea of the Toads being her found family, the only question I have though is who are her parents?
-Bowser was a Bicon, enough said
-The blue koopa really became a blue shell and was never heard from again. I guess the blue shelled koopas are suicide bombers 💀
-I really wanted more Luigi screentime, but eh, it's enough for the first film I guess
-The Penguin King and DK also deserve more screentime, maybe we will see them in the sequal
-THE ORCHESTRAL MUSIC ABSOLUTELY SLAPPED, I NEED AN EXTENDED VERSION OF THAT SMW CASTLE THEME NOW
-Peach was one of my favorite characters in the film, she is so kind yet also badass.
-Peach choosing to marry Bowser for the sake of her kingdom and it's people was such a power move on her part
-I hated the fast pacing of the plot, but the movie scenes made up for it
-Overall, despite some criticisms I have, it's a really good movie, I rate it a 8.5/10
Palestine will be free. #ceasefirenow🇵🇸
Global Strike today. Allow me to plant a seed of awareness to all of my friends in the Sonic Community.
Happy pride 🏳️⚧️ here’s Sephiroth
I need to see this but with Eggman and Metal Sonic.
It's literally just them.
uh night mode engaged sparkle on!
“oh you’re autistic? I bet you have a hyperfixation on dinosaurs or mermaids or something.”
I hyperfixate on the theory of the multiverse :)
As a person who has ADHD, I can confirm that whenever I zone out, I noclip into the Backrooms and it takes like a couple muinites for me to get out.
Man don't you hate it when that happens?
I need a Mario Movie sequel trailer where the Mario Bros are famous, everyone is happy, and Yoshi is there, but there is a new threat to the Mushroom Kingdom. We then cut to clawed hands playing a piano all while an orchestral score of Bowser's boss theme from 64 is playing in the background of some epic action packed scenes until it finally fades out and we see that it wasn't Bowser playing the piano at all but a familiar blue haired koopaling, he then shows a mischievous grin as it cuts to the logo.
Listen. I know our country is in shambles. Our culture has been torn apart. Our government is the enemy of the people. Our institutions are captured by ideologues. Our media and government have been lying to us since before any of us were born. The Constitution has been ripped to shreds. We have long since passed the point where others would have begun throwing tea in the harbor.
I am not proud of where our country is now. We are in decline. I fear for where we are headed.
Independence Day is not a celebration of our government or our leaders. It's also not a celebration of what our country is today. It's not even really a celebration of some long-gone glory days.
Independence Day is two things:
A reminder of what our country was intended to be, that we should not be complacent or satisfied with things as they are now.
A chance to be obnoxious and annoy non-Americans
So starting at about 11pm tonight I will continue my tradition of having scheduled posts publish every hour for the duration of Independence Day.
I don't want to hear all the edgy takes about how terrible our country is. I know. I'm aware. You're not being original. Being disillusioned doesn't make you cool. Just let me have this one day - and maybe let yourself have a little fun with being American.
I JUST SAW THAT NEW REBIRTH TRAILER AND IM GOING INSANE OVER IT!
-Cloud looks so cool!
-Aerith. Just Aerith
-Marline saying, "If Aerith wakes up, then that big scary man is going to kill her" is getting my brain cooking. I think that this line means that Marline is aware of what's going to happen to Aerith or that it means something regarding the alternative timeline Zack is in rather than the classic "it's just a dream" troupe
-THAT ONE SHOT OF SEPHIROTH
-Cloud talking about loosing his mind and Tifa comforting him, saying it's her turn to save him. Just two best friends looking out for each other
-That one shot of Aerith praying with the Whispers in the background and the black feathers falling. DONT DO THIS TO ME SQUARE ENIX-
-The new theme song is so good!
-the many crumbs sprinkled in the trailer for shippers to go wild over
-Like we see some OG moments, but at the same time, SOMETHING DIFFRENT IS HAPPENING HERE PLOT WISE, which means that WE THEORISTS WON! LET'S GOOOOOOO
Gamer/Autistic adult/sfw only/Current Brainrot:Sonic (INACTIVE DUE TO COLLEGE)
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