The three firebrands (and guests)- Incorrect Quotes Part 3
(Sidenote: I will reduce the numbers of quotes in one post a bit so I can post one every day without running out of them)
Elzar, holding a pot of coffee and a cereal box: What if instead of milk, I put coffee in my cereal
Stellan, walking past him and taking away his coffee: What if you don’t
Avar: Shut up!
Elzar: I weren’t even saying anything
Avar: You were thinking, that’s annoying
Stellan: You shouldn’t be using a straw
Elzar: I know it’s bad for the environment or something
Stellan: It is also a weird way to eat spaghetti
Avar & Elzar to Vernestra: our biggest talent is being stress
Vernestra: don't you mean stressed?
Avar & Elzar: no
Stellan: no.
Stellan: [nudging Avar & Elzar] why are you two always falling asleep on me? Am I that boring?
Avar: [half asleep] you make us feel safe
Stellan: [tearing up] oh
The three firebrands (and guests)- Incorrect Quotes Part 2
Elzar: What happens if I press gas and brake at the same time
Avar: The car takes a screenshot
Stellan: For the Last Time, please get out
Avar: How Long are we gonna stand here and let him do that?
Stellan: Just give him a minute
Elzar: [Pushing a door that clearly says pull]
Elzar: What are you doing?
Avar: Helping Stellan find his box of cornflakes that I ate an hour ago
Avar & Elzar: [do something stupid]
Stellan: absolute fucking idiots
Stellan: I can’t believe I would die for them
Stellan: Did you guys bought the eggs I asked for, I want to make Vernestra a birthday cake
Elzar: Even better!
Stellan: …what did you do
Avar, holding a chick: Here :)
Elzar: We named her Kyle!
Stellan: There is only one thing worse than losing
Stellan: [rips of paper to make it say losing Avar & Elzar] BOOM!
Avar, with tears in her eyes: us?
Stellan: nO-
Elzar: [telling Stellan Avar is dead over a comlink]
Avar: Is he crying? Is he crying?
Elzar: Uhm, a Little bit
Avar, grabbing the comlink from Elzar: You should be WAILING you stone cold bitch
Avar: [slams the comlink]
Avar: Now call Kantam