The three firebrands (and guests)- Incorrect Quotes Part 2
Elzar: What happens if I press gas and brake at the same time
Avar: The car takes a screenshot
Stellan: For the Last Time, please get out
Avar: How Long are we gonna stand here and let him do that?
Stellan: Just give him a minute
Elzar: [Pushing a door that clearly says pull]
Elzar: What are you doing?
Avar: Helping Stellan find his box of cornflakes that I ate an hour ago
Avar & Elzar: [do something stupid]
Stellan: absolute fucking idiots
Stellan: I can’t believe I would die for them
Stellan: Did you guys bought the eggs I asked for, I want to make Vernestra a birthday cake
Elzar: Even better!
Stellan: …what did you do
Avar, holding a chick: Here :)
Elzar: We named her Kyle!
Stellan: There is only one thing worse than losing
Stellan: [rips of paper to make it say losing Avar & Elzar] BOOM!
Avar, with tears in her eyes: us?
Stellan: nO-
Elzar: [telling Stellan Avar is dead over a comlink]
Avar: Is he crying? Is he crying?
Elzar: Uhm, a Little bit
Avar, grabbing the comlink from Elzar: You should be WAILING you stone cold bitch
Avar: [slams the comlink]
Avar: Now call Kantam
So I saw a post about younglings and padawans pranking each other (and sometimes the masters) and sewing cat ears on their cloaks and
I did sketch Elzar, Avar and Stellan because I love those three (also, they lived way before Order 66 so I can spare myself from the trauma of knowing that they were cute Younglings that later got slaughtered)
It’s cute okay?
The three firebrands (and guests)- Incorrect Quotes Part 11
I started playing SWTOR yesterday evening and needless to say I’m above level 30 now and it’s really, really distracting and time consuming but seriously idc for that, I enjoy playing
Anyways here you go, that’s the reason why I’m posting this late (and I’m pretty sure I forgot yesterday
Elzar: can I dye my hair pink
Stellan: no.
[5 hours later]
Avar, dyeing Elzars hair pink: You gotta Show him that you don’t give a fuck
Avar and Elzar: [in jail]
Elzar: So who do we call?
Avar: i would call Stellan but I feel safer in prison
Avar: [bleeding out on the floor]
Elzar: quick, Stellan get the medkit, Avar what's your type
Avar, half unconscious: oh i like two at the same time yk, dark hair, blue or brown eyes ‘nd total idiots
Stellan: he means your blood type, dummy
Avar: oh
Avar: …red
Stellan: now tell me who’s the idiot again
Stellan: i trust Elzar and Avar
Vernestra: do you think they know what they’re doing
Stellan: i wouldn't go that far
The three firebrands (and guests)- Incorrect Quotes Part 8, I think
Avar: Why were you up yesterday until 3am?
Elzar: How did you know I was up until 3am?
Stellan: We could hear you clapping to the intro of that one sitcom every 25 minutes.
Elzar:
Elzar: well obviusly you two were awake too so you cant-
Elzar: If you water water, it grows.
Stellan: ...What.
Avar: He’s got a point.
Stellan: Isn't it a bit dangerous?
Avar: Stellan, please. We've been in a lot of unexpected predicaments before and we always escape unhurt.
Stellan: ...
Elzar: Okay, to be fair, we sometimes escape unhurt.
Stellan: ...
Avar: Alright, we escaped unhurt once... Then we hurt ourselves on the way home.
Avar: Must be hard not being able to laugh
Stellan: I do have a sense of humor you know
Elzar: I’ve never heard you laugh before
Stellan: I’ve never heard you say anything funny
The three firebrands (and guests)- Incorrect Quotes Part 16
Stellan: How did you even get in here?
Avar: Your window!
Elzar: Or, as I like to call it, "Stellans door"!
Stellan: I’m moving to chambers without windows.
Avar: Well in that case, we will just come in through the vents.
Avar: I was crying for three hours! And neither one of you offered me a hug!
Elzar: Alright, bring it in.
Avar: Don’t fucking touch me!
Stellan: *Under his breath* This is why nobody hugs you when you’re angry.
Stellan: Can I be frank with you guys?
Avar: Sure, but I don’t see how changing your name is gonna help.
Elzar: Can I still be Elzar?
Avar: Shh, let Frank speak.
So I did some sketches of early Padawan Avar, Elzar and Stellan (because I’m working on a fanfic and also I was wondering how they looked so why not) and I experimented a bit and then I did some little doodles and anyways I like it a lot (sidenote: I used some references from Pinterest)
Yes, Avar has short hair, yes, Stellan has a ponytail and longer hair and yes, Elzar has been running around with he same hairstyle since he was 10
Also, Stellan kinda seems younger than the other two lol but that’s just my bad drawing (I actually headcanon Avar being the youngest one, Stellan the oldest and Elzar the problem middle child (even tho Avar is as chaotic as him (and Stellan is just tired of both of them)
My personal favorite is them napping :)
I like this font more than the rest so I’m using it as a title hooray
Anyways, more firebrands content :)
It’s a sketch this Time (reference is one of those „draw the squad as…“ things that you can find on Pinterest)
Honestly, I think this is canon and I won’t change my mind (also I know I probably did a few things wrong with the clothing but I sketched this in 17 minutes and it’s in the middle of the Night)
Anyways here you go :)))
Blame Pinterest for giving me the idea y’all, this is a sketch made in 14 minutes and I will not justify myself or it
u r welcome
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The three firebrands (and guests)- Incorrect Quotes Part 22
Avar, in the middle of the night: Do you think Lava tastes spicy
Stellan: avar. please
Avar: I’m just saying, I would like to try it
Stellan: Please don't eat Lava, Ave
Elzar: You know what, try eating it and let us know how it tastes
Elzar: It’s made of rocks, so it would probably taste dusty and bland, but maybe it’s sweet and spicy and people just say it’s dangerous so that others don’t eat it too
Avar: See Stell, El understands me
Avar: The universe is cold and unfeeling. The only constant is chaos.
Elzar: Was that place out of chocolate-chip pancakes again?
Stellan: WHY. Why did you give Avar a KNIFE?!
Elzar: I’m sorry. She said she felt unsafe.
Stellan: Now I feel unsafe!
Elzar: I’m sorry.
Elzar: ... would you like a knife?
Some bad guy, negotiating with Stellan: We have Avar Kriss. Give us ten thousand credits and she will be returned to you no more harmed than she already is
Avar: Whoa, whoa, wait, you think I’m only worth ten thousand credits?
Stellan:
Avar: MAKE IT ONE MILLION–
Stellan: AVAR STOP
The three firebrands (and guests)- Incorrect Quotes Part 21
Avar: the moon looks beautiful, doesn't it?
Elzar, looking at Avar: yeah… but do you know what’s more beautiful?
Avar and Elzar in unison: [sighs] Stellan
Stellan: Are you sure this is the right direction?
Elzar: Certainly, I'm as sure as I am honest!
Avar: In that case, we're definitely lost.
Elzar: Avar, why do you have 32 written on your arm?
Avar: I have no idea. Maybe it’s some sort of code, or maybe it’s my age. Do I look 32 to you? Tell me the truth. No, you know what… don’t.
Stellan: Well if we wrote it down, it must be something important.
Avar: Hey we should write down other stuff that seems important so we don’t forget.
Elzar, writing on Avar’s arm: Yeah, okay. Um, well, hats.
Stellan: Hats, obviously.
Elzar: Obviously.
Avar: Okay. Ah, what else? I feel like there was…
Elzar: A number.
Avar: Oh yes! 32. Write that down too.
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Ah yes that awkward moment when you’re constantly fighting with your former best friend/ lover, but you also still need to work together and both of you are touch starved...
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star wars is my hyperfixation (actually it’s just Avar Kriss)
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