Jedi Aren’t Allowed To Have Attachments

Jedi aren’t allowed to have attachments

Therefor they’ve never had sex

All Jedi are virgins(except for Yoda)

Anakin would TOTALLY be topped by Padme

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4 years ago
I Don’t Follow This Person????

I don’t follow this person????

3 years ago

Petra seeing Crow for the first time: what the fuck is that, is that a fuckin guardian?? MARA! There's a stray guardian outside! Mara, there's a weird fuckin guardian outside! It looks- it looks like Uldren what the fuck

3 years ago

who wants to hear my thoughts about Cayde-6


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4 years ago

I was playing TitanFall2 yesterday and my headset died in the middle of the match. You know what? No problem that’s fine. Except it’s not

I use a UwU voice, otherwise known as a discord kitten voice when I get annoyed in the game. So saying things like “ah motherfwucker” and “WHRRE DID HE COME FWROM??” Tends to be said quite a bit

I would like to formally apologize to my teammates for listening to that


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4 years ago

I was playing Apex Legends today and you know in games where your other teammate judges you as the superior player and follows you? Yeah that happened and I just??? This baby Bangalore just following me (:

She did pretty good so when she died and after I respawned her I gave her my gun that I didn’t use and some light ammo(both my guns required light ammo and the area we needed to go to had people in it. I didn’t want to risk her not finding a gun and us getting attacked like that). We didn’t win but we got 2nd


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4 years ago

me waiting for my writing teachers to realize that the reason I write the same shit every year is because I don’t remember my child hood because of all the trauma that’s been inflicted on me:

5 years ago
Both The Gay Boys

Both the gay boys


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4 years ago

I just watched a Steve loop a Demogorgan while I did a gen not even 10ft away by myself


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1 year ago

subtle ways to include foreshadowing

one character knowing something offhandedly that they shouldn't, isn't addressed until later

the crow rhyme

colours!! esp if like, blue is evil in your world and the mc's best friend is always noted to wear blue...betrayal?

write with the ending in mind

use patterns from tragic past events to warn of the future

keep the characters distracted! run it in the background until the grand reveal

WEATHER.

do some research into Chekhov's gun

mention something that the mc dismisses over and over

KEEP TRACK OF WHAT YOU PUT. don't leave things hanging.

unreliable characters giving information that turn out to be true

flowers and names with meanings

anything with meanings actually

metaphors. if one character describes another as "a real demon" and the other turns out to be the bad guy, you're kind of like...ohhh yeahhh

anyways add anything else in the tags

1 year ago
Who Would Be Your Warframe Valentine? Your ValentineFrame?
Who Would Be Your Warframe Valentine? Your ValentineFrame?
Who Would Be Your Warframe Valentine? Your ValentineFrame?
Who Would Be Your Warframe Valentine? Your ValentineFrame?
Who Would Be Your Warframe Valentine? Your ValentineFrame?
Who Would Be Your Warframe Valentine? Your ValentineFrame?
Who Would Be Your Warframe Valentine? Your ValentineFrame?
Who Would Be Your Warframe Valentine? Your ValentineFrame?
Who Would Be Your Warframe Valentine? Your ValentineFrame?
Who Would Be Your Warframe Valentine? Your ValentineFrame?
Who Would Be Your Warframe Valentine? Your ValentineFrame?
Who Would Be Your Warframe Valentine? Your ValentineFrame?
Who Would Be Your Warframe Valentine? Your ValentineFrame?
Who Would Be Your Warframe Valentine? Your ValentineFrame?

Who would be your Warframe Valentine? Your ValentineFrame?

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