Alex Cyprin - Blog Posts
Just had to
I’m fucking dead
#MOMMAAPHRODITEAPPROVED! 😢🦌
Alex Cyprin: Glad you can join us agent.
Medusa: There’s my favorite agent.
#ALEXBLUSHESLIKETHEYASNACK! 🦌
#ALEXNEVERCHANGEBABE~
ALEX FUCKING CYPRIN. I LOVE HOW IT TURNED OUT YALL.
#poordeerheart 😢
#HOTDAMNALEXKILLINGME! 😱
#onlyadayawayfromdeerbae!
Would you lie with me and just forget the world? #WOLFCATS&DEEROHMY!
The Sweet Deerheart & The Warm Alphawolf 😍 #BESTILLMYBEATINGHEART#MYBAESAREBACK
When Astoria gets another season!
Alex: I’m a God.
Arin: You yelled “shut up” at a thunderstorm and it happened to dissipate. It was purely coincidence. You have no power.
Galen: Shut it. They’re a God.
Arin: Get out of the chair.
Alex: Maybe you could reconsider how you’re asking.
Arin:
Arin: Get the fuck out of the chair.
Alex: Thanks for letting me stay here.
Galen: Of course! As they say in France, ‘mi casa es tu casa’.
Arin: That’s Spanish.
Galen: People speak Spanish in France!
Alex: The next person who says ‘owo’ or 'uwu’ is under arrest for crimes against humanity.
JD: Cwimes against huwumanity.
Alex: I am going to break your fingers.
Locker Room Talk Pt.14
Alex walks in with two cups of coffee, handing one to Lorelei
Alex: Good Morning, Lorelei
They smile softly, at her and she nods in acknowledgment.
Lorelei: Thank you.
Alex: No problem.
Wrath: We aren't playing smash or pass with the girls in the locker room...it's rude.
Onyx: It's an honest opinion! Please?
Lorelei: I agree with Wrath...
Alex: Same here.
A beat of silence passes.
Onyx: Clothes...Clothes! Alex Cyprin! Who are you wearing?
Alex: Excuse me...what?
Onyx: Clothing style? Brand?
Alex: Oh...um...
They look at their clothes
Alex: Clothing?
Onyx: :sigh: Lorelei! Who are you wearing?
Lorelei: You can see what I'm wearing-
Onyx: Yeah...and that's a hot outfit...Damn...Wrath, who are you wearing?
Wrath: Ah...Calvin Klein.
Onyx: At least, you did it correctly! I'm wearing Ava Max by the way.
Onyx twirls making the rest of the group laugh.
Locker Room Talk Pt.13
JD: Cece! Look at me!
Mac: Don't look...they're probably doing something stupid.
JD: Come on, Alex~
Alex: After what happened the last time I looked at you...I am very conflicted.
Cecelia: What happened last time?
JD: It was an accident! Now, look at me!
Alex: They made me drop my cup of coffee...
JD: Okay...that was funny though!
Alex: And it bounced and popped back in my face.
JD starts laughing to the point of tears.
Cecelia: They...hid iron in my room last week...And I asked Mac to come to get my silver and I'll get her iron...
JD: And you two burned yourselves!
Mac: Haha, funny.
Alex, Mac and Cece cast them a look.
Mac, Alex, Cece: I still don't appreciate the trumpet this morning.