Therapist: Snake Garmadon Isn’t Real. He Can’t Hurt You

Family: “Why are you so obsessed with this kids show? You’re an adult now, start watching more grown up things”

Me: *Shows image of Jay being tortured, Cole’s 8 pack, Kai nearly dying frequently, Lloyd being traumatized, Zane blowing up, Nya being a strong independent woman, and one random image of Dareth* You’re argument is invalid.

LOOK WHAT I FUCKING DID

Bruiseshipping Headcanons Pt. 4: Hurt/Comfort

-Cole HATES seeing Jay cry, when Jay cry’s it makes him want to cry

-Cole Hayes seeing him in any kind of pain and when he does hell just hold him. He’ll hold him and rock him a little bit telling him everything is gonna be okay

-Cole fears that Jay will leave him, he’s afraid that Jay will find someone better. Cole will never say it out loud but, Jay knows it

-Jay tells him that he’ll never leave him and that Cole is the best thing that has ever happened to him

-Jay sorta fears the same thing but, his is more like he’s afraid that he annoys Cole to much and that he will leave him because of how annoying he thinks he is

-A nice comfort thing that they do is that they’ll slow dance dance really close to really slow music; this is just their way of saying “hey, I got you. And I’ll never leave you.”

-When Cole fell- oof was that horrible for Jay. He had thought he lost the most important person to him in his life. He has nightterrors from that and he couldn’t stand the thought of Cole being gone. He,d wake up crying that Cole wasn’t next to him, that he’s not there to comfort him

-Cole promised that he’d never leave again though, that he would stay by Jays side and never leave

Ninja Fusion Personalities and other character things +Music

So. For the past few days I’ve been hanging out with friends and in my head and on paper I’ve been brainstorming what fusions of the Ninja (from Ninjago) would be and behave like. I’ll work on the designs later but for right now I just want to share what my ideas are. Feel free to share you’re ideas or add more.

(And just for the sake of time and I don’t want to send my entire day writing this, I’m not going to write fusions including Lloyd, Nya, or Morro. I’m also not going to be talking about fusions with more than two people. Trust me, those will be posts for another day.)

Enjoy my dudes!

Cole / Kai (Lava)

Cracks knuckles every 2 minutes

Obsessed with fighting

Absolutely no chill

Very clumsy

Does this sometimes

Never calls anyone by their real name

Takes everything as a challenge

Talks and laughs really loud

“Who the hell is mercy?”

The only times he ever relaxes are when he’s listening to music

yOU WANNA FUCKING GO BRO?

Weapon: War Scythe (possibly double)

Music theme would definitely be some kind of Trap/Rock music like this.

Cole / Jay (Bruise)

Anxiety

Can either stay together for a very long time, or fall apart after ten minutes go by

Always has a positive thing to say

Laughs at his own jokes

Gamer

Stutters

Sensitive

Still knows his value and is confident in himself

He’s actually kind of like Season 3 Morty almost.

Doesn’t really take anything seriously, but at the same time takes things too seriously

Will go to crazy extremes to make friends happy

Weapon: Kusarigama

Music theme… I’m not sure tbh. It would probably be something like this though.

Cole / Zane (Glacier)

Absolutely loves to dance

Animal lover

Quiet

Humble

Must pet and hug every animal he sees

“Isn’t life just the greatest and most beautiful thing in the world?”

Amazing strategist

Likes to read

Biggest heart

Doesn’t know how to socially interact with people

Weapon: Battle axe

Idk why but I feel like the music theme would be very Electro Swing like. Exactly like this.

Zane / Kai (Oppo)

Peace

Workaholic

Dignified

Barely talks

“Super serious ninja work here. Do not disturb.”

Always looks like they’re about to fight someone

Secretly a big softy

Actually really smart

Doesn’t like parties

Likes to give big lectures about justice and honor

Would sacrifice themselves for literally anything

Weapon: Daggers or knives

Music theme would probably be something played with a lot of Japanese instruments. Like this.

Zane / Jay (Techno)

Honestly the biggest cinnamon roll out of all of them

Surprisingly smol

Comedian

Like seriously. He’s just cracking jokes all the time.

Always smiling

Probably writes in cursive

“Hey I’m just happy to be here!”

Acrobatic

Never swears

Huge f*cking nerd

Weapon: I don’t wanna say yo-yo but yeah. It would be a lot like that.

Music theme would just be 8-bit music. Almost exactly like this.

Jay / Kai (Plasma)

Biggest ego in Ninjago

Has their own Instagram profile

Fashion™

Thinks they’re better than everyone else

Nya protection squad

Likes to brag and show off

Talks like this

Would die for anime

Loves memes

yOU GOT MY OUTFIT DIRTY!!

Checks their hair during a battle to make sure it still looks nice

“Of course it does though, I’m amazing.”

Weapon: c h a i n s a w

I’m not too sure what their theme would be like but something tells me it would have a lot of electric guitars in it like this.

Anyone else? No. Mmk that's cool

Some Quick lil Jay Headcanons

-Chocolate milk makes him happy; He likes to shoot milk out of his tooth gap for fun

-Humor, to him, is the best medicine

-Hes a soft boy; he likes wearing big soft jumpers, overalls, knee socks, very soft clothes

-Hes also super fuckin chaotic-

JAY: Hey, guys so we had no food in the fridge soooooo I ate the entire jar of Jelly

-Hes a twiggy lil twins

-Really good at drawing but, he doesn't do it very often unfortunately

-He likes dressing fancy, it's one of his favorite things to do; he really enjoys going to fancy events

💙Some cute images of Jay to bless ur day💙

haha classic

Aziraphale:”Dear i need the-”

Crowley:*Hands him the book he wanted*

Aziraphale:”Oh, also i didn’t have a chance to-”

Crowley:*Hands him a cup of tea*

Aziraphale:”…….Marry me?”

Crowley:”I took care of that, too. We’ve been married for the past 11 years”

Lloyd: Hey Jay, can I  ask you for some relationship advice?

Jay: Look, kid, just because I’m dating Kai doesn’t mean I know how I did it.