So. For the past few days I’ve been hanging out with friends and in my head and on paper I’ve been brainstorming what fusions of the Ninja (from Ninjago) would be and behave like. I’ll work on the designs later but for right now I just want to share what my ideas are. Feel free to share you’re ideas or add more.
(And just for the sake of time and I don’t want to send my entire day writing this, I’m not going to write fusions including Lloyd, Nya, or Morro. I’m also not going to be talking about fusions with more than two people. Trust me, those will be posts for another day.)
Enjoy my dudes!
Cracks knuckles every 2 minutes
Obsessed with fighting
Absolutely no chill
Very clumsy
Does this sometimes
Never calls anyone by their real name
Takes everything as a challenge
Talks and laughs really loud
“Who the hell is mercy?”
The only times he ever relaxes are when he’s listening to music
yOU WANNA FUCKING GO BRO?
Weapon: War Scythe (possibly double)
Music theme would definitely be some kind of Trap/Rock music like this.
Anxiety
Can either stay together for a very long time, or fall apart after ten minutes go by
Always has a positive thing to say
Laughs at his own jokes
Gamer
Stutters
Sensitive
Still knows his value and is confident in himself
He’s actually kind of like Season 3 Morty almost.
Doesn’t really take anything seriously, but at the same time takes things too seriously
Will go to crazy extremes to make friends happy
Weapon: Kusarigama
Music theme… I’m not sure tbh. It would probably be something like this though.
Absolutely loves to dance
Animal lover
Quiet
Humble
Must pet and hug every animal he sees
“Isn’t life just the greatest and most beautiful thing in the world?”
Amazing strategist
Likes to read
Biggest heart
Doesn’t know how to socially interact with people
Weapon: Battle axe
Idk why but I feel like the music theme would be very Electro Swing like. Exactly like this.
Peace
Workaholic
Dignified
Barely talks
“Super serious ninja work here. Do not disturb.”
Always looks like they’re about to fight someone
Secretly a big softy
Actually really smart
Doesn’t like parties
Likes to give big lectures about justice and honor
Would sacrifice themselves for literally anything
Weapon: Daggers or knives
Music theme would probably be something played with a lot of Japanese instruments. Like this.
Honestly the biggest cinnamon roll out of all of them
Surprisingly smol
Comedian
Like seriously. He’s just cracking jokes all the time.
Always smiling
Probably writes in cursive
“Hey I’m just happy to be here!”
Acrobatic
Never swears
Huge f*cking nerd
Weapon: I don’t wanna say yo-yo but yeah. It would be a lot like that.
Music theme would just be 8-bit music. Almost exactly like this.
Biggest ego in Ninjago
Has their own Instagram profile
Fashion™
Thinks they’re better than everyone else
Nya protection squad
Likes to brag and show off
Talks like this
Would die for anime
Loves memes
yOU GOT MY OUTFIT DIRTY!!
Checks their hair during a battle to make sure it still looks nice
“Of course it does though, I’m amazing.”
Weapon: c h a i n s a w
I’m not too sure what their theme would be like but something tells me it would have a lot of electric guitars in it like this.
I already wrote that I have au about chubby oni-Lloyd. So… something from it.
thinkin about oni lloyd i guess
-Chocolate milk makes him happy; He likes to shoot milk out of his tooth gap for fun
-Humor, to him, is the best medicine
-Hes a soft boy; he likes wearing big soft jumpers, overalls, knee socks, very soft clothes
-Hes also super fuckin chaotic-
JAY: Hey, guys so we had no food in the fridge soooooo I ate the entire jar of Jelly
-Hes a twiggy lil twins
-Really good at drawing but, he doesn't do it very often unfortunately
-He likes dressing fancy, it's one of his favorite things to do; he really enjoys going to fancy events
💙Some cute images of Jay to bless ur day💙
: Dog Emoji :
Anyone else? No. Mmk that's cool
Jason: Go fuck yourself!
Dick: Fuck me yourself, you coward!
(This is really bad edit of a classic scene from Red Hood and the Outlaws Annual #1 by Scott Lobdell - go read it, it gave me mad JayDick vibes.)
So y'all remember this one scene from episode 4 where they did a rock-paper-scissor tournament thing?
So Jay lost to Zane (poor Jay) and then he started crying or smth ‘cuz he’s sad
BUT THEN
Y’all see this?
Kai starts to comfort Jay
They’re boyfriends now you can’t change my mind.
Jay: Kai, what do you want for Christmas?
Kai: (looks over at Zane and holds his hand) I already have everything that I could ever possibly want.
Zane: :)
Jay, gagging and walking away: You’re getting keychains, you useless gays.
Pixal: (siren noise)
Zane: (beeping noise)
Echo: (car honk noise)
Kai: Wh-
Jay, taking notes: Shhh, they’re communicating
IT’S THE CIRCLE OF LIFEEEEE