Haha Classic

Lloyd steals a Cole trait/role yet again

By Season 13, he’ll like cake

LOOK WHAT I FUCKING DID

To be honest this is normal day in Russia 🤷‍♀️

Lloyd: I’m eating this Russian chocolate and it made a rattling noise when I shook it and there’s a horse magnet inside???

Jay: Russian kinder surprise.

Zane: It looks like it’s made of coal.

Lloyd: It tasted like coal.

Zane: You ate a vase.

Lloyd: Honestly at this point me eating a small vase is the least of my problems.

Cole: What on Earth is going on in your life?

@revlischarm here ya go~

Raven!Jay headcanons

I had so many awesome ideas last night… (and now I can’t remember any) These are mostly pre-team up headcanons, like backstory stuff.

Jay’s father is the demon Tridon (TRIgon + gorDON)

He grew up on a junk planet/dimension (like Skaar in the MCU) with his adopted parents.

He was given to them by his mum, who was so horrified she’d had a half-demon baby, she wanted to protect him by sending him far away

His birth mum is definitely dead (demon dad found her)

First discovered his power when building something with his dad. He got so excited when it worked, it turned blue and exploded.

Powers are driven by emotions. He tries to cover by telling jokes and screaming into the void (being surrounded by junk, no one was ever in danger)

It took him a long time to figure out his emotions, leaving a lot of inventions ending up as scrap.

He can’t do his scream into the void thing on Earth because of all the people, so he rants instead.

Does his rants through meditation, writing them down in a journal using his mind. The ink shows as a glowing blue, but eventually fades to black.

Journals are prone to exploding and are therefore kept in a fireproof chest.

Instead of his powers being black and white like in the OG Teen Titans show, they’re dark blue and white when manipulating objects.

When he shoots things, his powers look like blue lightning bolts.

Does magic. Mostly in the form of telekinesis, but also for building things.

His home had lots of spell books (from his parents) and he learnt spells and invented some for his own inventions.

Would have so, many, nightmares. This poor boy. His father (the demon) would show up in dreams to try and talk to him.

Nightmares include his home burning to a crisp, dead parents, and a giant, shadowy figure being friendly while surrounded by fire.

He got curious about the dreams and when his parents wouldn’t answer questions, he used spellbooks to get them.

Basically, he accidentally summons a terrifying and power hungry demon to his hidden home because he was curious.

Learns that this crazy demon is his father, who then proceeds to thank this poor child for opening the door and proceeds to destroy his home.

Boom, no more Skaar (sorry Ed and Edna)

Jay escapes to Earth, now really scared, and eventually joins the Teen Titans to make up for his horrible parentage and actions.

Is an empath, which means he can feel others emotions.

Will sometimes wake up from someone else’s nightmare because of this.

Kai: hey boy, are you from subway?

Jay, blushing: Kai-

Kai: cuz you’re like, twelve inches tall

Jay: ...

Kai: seriously, you’re so fucking short

he wants to play minecraft

Wu: I never thought this would come back to haunt me.

Meanwhile in Kai’s mind:

thinkin about oni lloyd i guess 

Lloyd, Kai and Jay