Latest Posts by yasminwashere - Page 2
Y/N: May I sit there?
Bucky: That's my lap
Y/N: That doesn't answery question
(Tony and Y/N sitting on a bench)
Steve: Why do you two look so sad?
Tony: Sit down and we’ll tell you.
(Steve sits down)
Y/N: This bench is freshly painted.
The fact that even Zemo knows that he has to call Bucky James, but fake Captain America doesn’t is astounding like please learn to read a room
Tony: Y/N, I dare you to-
Steve: Y/N: Isn’t allowed to accept dares.
Y/N: Apparently I have ‘no regard for my personal safety’
I KNOW that there’s someone who rewrites the Criminal Mind episodes but like with the reader like a character (she’s Gideon’s daughter) but I can’t find it. There’s a masterlist with the episodes but I can’t find it either.
If someone know the @ of the person who write it pleeeaassseeee let me know thank youu
This
gotta be the equivalent to this
agatha: I am the strongest witch, I have studied magic for a long time and survived the Salem witch trials and managed to make my way here
loki: I am the best mage in all the nines, I have spent centuries studying magic theory and seidr
stephen: I am a most talented sorcerer around, in only a number of months I learnt enough to become sorcerer supreme and i have also defeated dormammu
wanda: yall study?
Bucky, holding two ice cones: hey Steve because everyone is back from the snap I thought we could spend some time together, you know catch up and stuff. Here I bought you an ice-
Bucky:
Bucky: what are you doing?
Steve, preparing to go back to Peggy: sorry I’m busy
Bucky: but I thought-
Steve: Yeah listen it was nice and all but I have to go. Have a nice life, Bucket.
Bucky:
Howard Stark in Captain America Civil War.
some trump supporter interrupted a reporter to yell "at least we're not burning businesses down" and like
Loki : No !
Thor : Why ?
Loki : Because I said so ! You will not have it !
Thor : But I just want to borrow it !
Loki : No ! I won’t give my precious dagger ! You can’t even touch it ! It’s mine !
Thor : Please !
Loki : No !
Y/N : So I can’t have it, either, right ? I just wanted to see it.
Loki : *gives her his dagger* Here.
Thor : *offended* I thought we couldn’t touch it because it’s yours ! Do I have to recall you that I am your brother ?!
Loki : It’s because she’s mine too.
Thor : What ?
Y/N : What ?
Loki :
Loki : What ?
Hey can we talk about this
how at the end of Iron Man 3, we were reassured that Tony Stark would be back.
while for the other MCU heroes, we got this…
… not “Steve Rogers will return” or “Scott Lang will return” or “Peter Parker will return”
and at the end of BP, we see “Black Panther will return in Avengers: Infinty War”
We get their masked identities. Their superhero aliases. Their alter egos.
When we think of Captain America, Ant-Man, Spider-Man, Black Panther, etc., we think of them as the heroes who we could rely on to help us, kick ass, and save the day, right?
And what do we think of when we hear the name Tony Stark?
Here, Tony’s actual name, not his alias, is in the same position as the others, reminding us that Iron Man may be powerful, but the true person we can trust to come and save us is Tony Stark. Iron Man has firepower, but Tony has more to offer the world than just his armor. If he ever finds himself in a situation where he doesn’t have a suit, you bet he’ll find another way to save the day.
That’s what he does. He’s a mechanic. He sees a problem and he fixes it. Yeah, he has an awesome suit of armor that helps him kick ass, but that’s just a high tech prosthesis, an extension of himself, an amplification of his true superpower — his brain and his heart.
Even without Iron Man, Tony Stark is a hero.
Scenes We'd Like To See: Infinity War
Incorrectbucko ft. The Avengers
steve, bloody and bruised: you think i look bad? you should see the other guy.
bucky: steve, there was no other guy. you jumped out of a plane without a parachute.
bucky: again.
Steve: This date is boring.
Bucky: This isn't a date. I said I was going to the store.
Steve: Then why did you invite me?
Bucky: I specifically said, "don't follow me" and you said, "I'd follow you to the ends of the earth, love" and followed me here.
Tony: Oh, here’s my award for the most rules broken!
Steve: that’s not an award. That’s an angry letter from Fury.
Tony, hanging it up in his room: Well, it has the word ‘most’ in it, so I’m calling it an award.
Tony: Why does everyone assume the worst of me?
Steve: It saves time.
Steve: What’s a Bucket List?
Y/N: It’s a list of things you want to do before you die. I have one, you should make one too!
Steve: So what do you wanna do?
Y/N: The usual stuff... Swimming with dolphins ya know...
Y/N: *Is sweating while crossing Buckys Name off*
Avengers + Breaking News Meme
Thor in Endgame drinking more beer
Tony: i don’t even know what to say!
Peter *narrating*: despite not knowing what to say tony yelled at us for 35 minutes straight
Stephen: Hey, how’s life?
Tony: Not enjoyable at all, 2 stars. I wouldn’t recommend.
Tony: Here's a helpful grammar tip: "further" is for metaphorical distance and "farther" is for physical distance.
Loki: And "father" is for emotional distance.
Tony:
Tony: True.
Daisy: And what if I press the brake and gas at the same time?
Coulson: The car takes a screenshot.
May: For the last time, get the fuck out.
bucky: *speaking russian*
steve: i know, i know.
sam: you speak russian?
steve: no. i just know the phrase, ‘you're so fucking dumb’ in every language he speaks.