(Tony and Y/N sitting on a bench)
Steve: Why do you two look so sad?
Tony: Sit down and we’ll tell you.
(Steve sits down)
Y/N: This bench is freshly painted.
this is so funny & pure
Tony: Here's a helpful grammar tip: "further" is for metaphorical distance and "farther" is for physical distance.
Loki: And "father" is for emotional distance.
Tony:
Tony: True.
Criminal Minds + this Buzzfeed quiz (idea by @gaybinch)
So I found it!! The name is Battle Scars
It was an Avenger x reader ig. I think reader was a lawyer and what I can remember is that Wanda asked her how do you know if someone is good or something like that and it turns out that her therapist was a son of a bitch and was trying to SA her and she couldn’t defend herself because she was afraid of The Accords but reader stops it
And I guess it was like a multichapter? But I’m not sure about that
BAU as texposts pt 4
Cop: Excuse me sir we got a call that you had pot in your car
Wade: Oh you mean this pot *pulls out flower pot*
Cop: Oh haha my mistake, what are you growing?
Wade: Weed