Bucky in Civil War: I wanna apologize to all of you for what I did. It was very wrong and I am very sorry. I just would like to move on and live a normal life. You know get a job and a wife.
Steve: This date is boring.
Bucky: This isn't a date. I said I was going to the store.
Steve: Then why did you invite me?
Bucky: I specifically said, "don't follow me" and you said, "I'd follow you to the ends of the earth, love" and followed me here.
Spencer: I drink to forget but I always remember
Derek: kid, that's coffee
Spencer: I DRINK TO FORGET BUT I ALWAYS REMEMBER
Y/N, to The Avengers: Hey guys, do you wanna hear what Peter sent Tony today?
Y/N, reading from their phone: Hello Mr Stark,
Y/N: I will be a little late to the compound today. I am not sure how late, but I will be there. I have been trying to find a way out of my room for over 20 minutes. There is a very big bug between me and the door and when I move, it moves, and when it flies its wings make this awful whirring noise like some vassal of horror. We are locked in a stalemate and I am at every disadvantage, and I wholeheartedly believe the bug is aware of this. Respectfully, I am in tears, Peter Parker.