I Have To Write Progress Reports For Just South Of 100 Students But All I Wanna Do Is Write 😭

i still love the fact that xiao xingchen literally stabs xue yang but that wasn't the thing that broke their relationship. xue yang's reaction to being stabbed by xiao xingchen is basically "i see you are upset but we can definitely sort this out"

love that for him. such optimism. completely unearned but what's a little stabbing between friends eh

my second prompt for @2haaction submitted by @/AVscari on twitter!

(let’s hope tumblr considers this tasteful *artistic* nudity and doesn’t take it down? – will post a crop if that happens)

Jason singing “I can show you the world” to Clive except instead of riding around on a magic carpet over a city, they’re on a cloud vehicle as Jason shows him advanced and rare Astral magic

not to be an edgelord but sometimes i see tags like this and i wonder if i'm some kind of fucked up joker guy. like this is for real and not a bit? the hunger games was too dark for y'all at 12-16? at the target audience age it was written for? seriously?

They go on like this for MONTHS, both pining while also spending all their time together. Jason making breakfast, going to the university together, Jason working at Clive’s lab between classes, Clive or Belinda teaching Jason how the technology they use work, then going home together and eating dinner. The only alone time they get is late at night in bed. Eventually Jason even becomes Clive’s TA.

The routine continues until it’s time to start thinking about publication. Everything is a mess. They arrive home later and later, bringing more and more work home with them. Then one night they’re seated on the newly cleaned couch (Jason has set strict rules on book and paper placement) while reviewing the figures for their paper and Clive starts to nod off.

He falls asleep on top of Jason… and Jason enjoys it. Too exhausted to moralize, he stays with Clive asleep on top of him while he organizes sources for a literature review, and then he falls asleep as well.

He wakes up in the morning feeling like a piece of shit while Clive acts like it’s completely normal.

A modern day AU where Clive is a lonely researcher and Jason works part time at a dumpling soup shop and at an office supply store.

Clive only goes out for three things - food, office supplies, and basic necessities. Somehow he runs into Jason doing all three of these. And somehow, the chef/server who will let Clive rant about his research, coworkers, the university (all while looking very interested), remembers his name and says hi to him every time they see each other.

They’re literally so prefect together. Platonic or romantic, doesn’t matter. I adore them and they make an awesome team.

Gotta write a fanfic so good he HAS to make them canon. Obviously

Do you guys think Shirtaloon ever checks for fanfiction of He Who Fights with Monsters?

Like do you think he threw out the idea of “Humphrey’s Big Engine” in hopes that some fan would write it? Just kicking his feet as he wrote the joke like “oh god, the shippers are going to LOVE this one!”

The chemistry Jason has with all the men on his team can’t be a mistake. Like that HAS to be intentional. He HAS to have written all their relationships as possible.

I refuse to believe otherwise.

Vibrating with excitement to get to this point

Book 6 Jason 🤝 book 12 Clive

I finally have more power than I ever dreamed possible, but I’m still riding the high of righteous battles where I was the underdog so I don’t realize how awful I am being towards people below me in power.

2ha fans you guys need to write more modern aus where Chu Wanning has long flowing hair and he overhears Mo Ran making fun of it (in the way he talks shit about Chu Wanning because he doesn't want to admit he likes him) and the next day Chu Wanning comes to work with a hair cut and Mo Ran actually loses his mind

Mo Ran in genuine grief: WHY WHY WOULD HE DO THIS!???

Shi Mei: maybe he's trying to look good for someone he likes?

Mo Ran: