Gotta Write A Fanfic So Good He HAS To Make Them Canon. Obviously

Tales from the Gas Station Vol. 2 everyone

The report is perfectly formatted in APA. It’s creative, witty, and a little cheesy. A literature review of poetry or quotes that reminded Jason of Clive and figures that include text message conversations with Farrah and his other friends. A conclusion that Jason is an idiot and deserves to be in the dog house but truly wants to be in Clive’s life.

Clive reads it again. And again. He picks up his phone, stares at it, and then falls asleep on the couch with it clutched in his hands, the corners wrinkled from how much he’d flipped through it. He doesn’t touch the dinner Jason left, outside of putting it in the fridge (because he would never disrespect Jason’s food by letting it go bad) and doesn’t even bother changing outside of the clothes he’d worn to the university.

The next day, he does something he hasn’t done in years. He calls in sick.

A modern day AU where Clive is a lonely researcher and Jason works part time at a dumpling soup shop and at an office supply store.

Clive only goes out for three things - food, office supplies, and basic necessities. Somehow he runs into Jason doing all three of these. And somehow, the chef/server who will let Clive rant about his research, coworkers, the university (all while looking very interested), remembers his name and says hi to him every time they see each other.

Actually extraordinarily true

Another doodle dump! (In no certain order :))

ranwan comic ranwan comic !! on todays episode of how can my shizun be this cute…

Am I going to grow to like Zara?

Title: Men Who Love Dragons Too Much Author: fencer_x Pairings: Harry Potter/Draco Malfoy; Hermione Granger/Ron Weasley; Albus Dumbledore/Gellert Grindelwald (brief mentions); Sirius Black/Remus Lupin (very brief mentions); Assorted background canonical pairings Rating: Explicit Length: 522,000 Genre/Content: Horcrux Hunt, Canon Rewrite, Animagus, Mates/Mating, Dragons, Enemies to Friends to Lovers, Warnings: Brief scene of dubious consent (medicinal aphrodisiac), brief homophobic language, minor character deaths Summary: [Extensive re-telling of Deathly Hallows] ‘Kill Albus Dumbledore’ is less a challenging task and more a suicide mission, so when Draco Malfoy is presented with the option to either dispatch his Headmaster or suffer an excruciating and most ignominious death of his own, along with his parents, he reaches deep into his black little Slytherin heart and manages to scrape together enough courage to go with option C instead: Spend Sixth Year secretly studying Animagecraft in the hopes he’ll turn into something sufficiently imposing even the Dark Lord himself won’t be able to keep Draco under his thumb. But just his luck, his Animagus form turns out to be a dragon, and a rather randy juvenile at that, intent on finding its mate: one Harry James Potter. Notes: This is a heavily revised version of the fic originally posted to AO3. With over 40,000 new words, I hope everyone enjoys this revamped version of the fic! Link: Read on Pressbooks (see final pages for EPUB/PDF download links)

Maybe you think a ship is problematic, but ask yourself this: is it wedged sideways in the suez canal disrupting 12% of global maritime trade?

So happy to have internet again 😭 was out for a couple months there and it gave me big depression lol. Here’s a Farrah doodle I did awhile back before the other one.

one more 2ha gotcha prompt – txj/chu feinyan for anon! (@2haaction)

aka txj expering the average cat owner’s struggles on the one (1) day of the month he leaves his bedchambers